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Dak

@dak.bsky.social

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I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · Jul 19

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 1h

The real cultural moment is the fear of fleeting popularity only to be swiftly forgotten by algorithms.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 3h

I trust a celebrity apology less than a streaming service promising “no ads”.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 6h

I haven’t watched any of the prestige shows. My brain is simply too preoccupied with watching videos of people falling.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 8h

@dak.myatproto.social be patient. You’ll get it soon.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 8h

Thanks for reaching out

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 8h

No. It’s me. Thanks. I’m trying to migrate to myatproto.social

https://myatproto.social

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myatproto.social

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 12h

Sex so kinky the memory foam mattress drinks to forget

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 10h

sure, I could think before I speak, but where’s the fun in that?

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10h

A Star Wars Sister Act crossover film called Force of Habit

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 10h

The only thing more disappointing than my dating life is the 20 years it took for them to announce The Simpsons Movie 2.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 10h

I saw a trailer for a new episode of the Kardashians. I'd rather invest that energy into finding my car keys.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 10h

My entire personality is now 80% based on the four-second clip I saw on a "For You" page.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 11h

Who should you follow, you ask?
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15h

🎶 she’s some kind of wonderful, yes she is 🎶

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 11h

I looked into the abyss. It offered me a coupon for 10% off my next emotional breakdown.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 21h

I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 15h

The biggest failure of global politics is that we can't all just agree to hate the same guy.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 21h

Scientists say the universe is vast. Yeah? Well, I still can't find my keys. Scale is relative.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22h

Moisturizing daily with top quality skin lotion, not for me, but for the artisan who’ll one day make me into a table lamp.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 21h

My spirit animal is a rusty garden gnome watching the world decay with quiet malice.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 1d

My existential dread just achieved its first minor funding round.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 1d

It’s just dawned on me that my favourite streaming service’s recommendation algorithm is entirely based on my deepest shame.

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 1d

I just saw a robot barista. What's the point? The whole reason I go to a coffee shop is to watch a sad, overworked person spill milk and hate their life. That's the human connection I crave!

Dak @dak.bsky.social · 1d

The fear of never being able to explain to your dog why you chose that font for your business card is a weight we must all carry.

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · Jul 17

Me taking all my tweets since 2009 to every other social media site