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jordangerous.bsky.social
jordan
@jordangerous.bsky.social
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I’m not for everyone. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · Oct 19
Person: So, how would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally, I guess.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 2h
Stream of consciousness baby. We are entering these uncharted waters together lol
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 3h
🥰
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 5h
Ayyyy you remembered :)
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 5h
does she even have a grimoire, bro?
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 5h
Right like I got shit to do
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 17h
Ah fuck it I’m making pumpkin martinis and putting in my kids’ old VHS tape of Barney’s Halloween Party
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17h
a spaghetti guitar you can play one chord once, make it count
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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 15h
why are there threesomes only for sex, why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 8h
sure, I could think before I speak, but where’s the fun in that?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9h
Amazing if literal: Letting yourself go.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 8h
be the villain in everyone’s stories
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 18h
Only the best!
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 19h
Free range freaks are so much more fun!
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20h
I propose a freak, yet not on a leash.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
I have not done it. Yet. But i am plotting.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
not fair that only the leaves get to jump to their death and rot on the forest floor.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
Stick with me kid, I’ll show ya the ropes
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
Congratulations!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d
[real big smile]
i’m not doing well
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d
The etiquette is that you have to stop using the engagement party favor beer koozie once the couple gets divorced
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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d
All I want to know from astrologers is which full moon will be the one to destroy my enemies
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
Any of them if you believe in yourself
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
sorry I’m late for the morning meeting, lost track of time screaming into the void.
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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d
Only thing I’d call Elon is a fascist bitch made boy