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Mr. Silky
@mrsilkydmv.bsky.social
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Husband. Father. Dog owner. Not the very model of a modern major anything. Stuffs I said ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qohwmxw4z6b7nsd7ezoerrbw/feed/aaab3jnvthkbg
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 9d
Baseball announcer 1: And the batter pees one into shallow left field.

Baseball announcer 2: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, DAVE, PEE AND SQUIRT ARE NOT THE SAME THING!
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 4h
The U.S. Government is out there warning that the Chinese read all of our ChatGPT searches.

Like lol okay Uncle Sam. I’m sure the Chinese really care about me wanting to know why asparagus makes my pee smell and if I can share my chips and guac with my dog.
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d
That's the sweatpants talking now get out there and take the blame for something you didn't do 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 16
never apologize for being yourself, unless you're in a relationship, in which case never stop apologizing
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 3d
she’s a ten but she watches “Is It Cake?” ✨
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 17
Me: *dressed up as Captain Underpants*

Son: you have to put your cape on otherwise you'll just look like some weirdo out in his underwear

Me: yes, the cape will help prevent that
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 1d
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 16
never apologize for being yourself, unless you're in a relationship, in which case never stop apologizing
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 1d
It’s finally get-into-a-cold-bed-and-shiver-while-giggling season.
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Tana 🍂 @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 1d
My face while typing, “LMAOOOO”
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 1d
What’s a great movie image that is ingrained in your head? 🎥
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Ready Salted @readysalted.bsky.social · 1d
Unsolicited trick pic
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 1d
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 1d
Unsolicited bic pic
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Apr 15
Just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. This is why I have trust issues
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Sep 12
When someone asks how I'm doing
A banner partially falling down. All you can read is "not dead still alive"
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 27d
"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jul 23
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d
An unsolicited sick pic
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 1d
Unsolicited Rick pic
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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 6d
Youth pastor: you know who else was GOATED?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d
Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 2d
*Jennifer Coolidge voice*

I need coffee real bad.
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 1d
An unsolicited Nic pic
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Mr. Silky @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social · 2d
We are all Doug Burgum.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d
A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 4d
Being married is cool because it’s like having your own live-in fact checker who also can’t stand the way you breathe
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