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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · Feb 20

Please tell me someone had already thought of this one...

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 41m

The navigational hazard “Giant Cat” wasn’t found on chart 1. Also, string plotters contain string
#tortoiseshell #cat #catsofbsky #boating #navigation

A tortoiseshell cat named fiadh making a grumpy face while lying on a chart of the Nova Scotia coast

A tortoiseshell cat lying on a nautical chart and batting at a piece of string attached to a protractor

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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 7h

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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 1d

Never lose your whimsy ✨

Jason❌ @gizmosspace.bsky.social · 1d

This is awesome.

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 1d

if u listen to the hotdog rollers w yr heart u can hear angels simg

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 21h

New GPS freaks out and starts crying when you make a wrong turn

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Michele Okoh |🖤🩶🤍💜|🔺🐘 @okohlaw.bsky.social · 22h

It’s the Portland way.

LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 23h

His cousin is the Benioff that did suuuuch a great job with Game of Thrones, so you know he’s genius by blood

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited bic pic

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 2d

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a trench coat is talking to a woman in a store

Alt: a man in a trench coat is talking to a woman in a store and cums in his pants

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta watch this
youtu.be/8E9F2rciqRQ?...
#warhammer

How to Paint Fallen Angels for Warhammer 40k

YouTube video by The Model Method

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 2d

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 1d

This might lead to drab camo Jayco trailers for every devision.

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Jonesy @therealbk.bsky.social · 1d

We sorely miss jimamendments on bsky

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

fucking WOOF

Scoop: Dominion Voting sold to company run by ex-GOP election official

Dominion is one of the biggest election equipment providers and was used by 27 states during the 2024 election.

www.axios.com

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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 2d

well fuck

Jacob Shamsian @jayshams.bsky.social · 2d

I've been wondering why Dominion Voting Systems suddenly reached settlements with Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, and One America News.

Turns out, it's been purchased by a Republican-owned election tech firm that insisted on it, per Axios.

www.axios.com/2025/10/09/d...

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 2d

I think this might be the actual end.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Dominion Voting Systems has been sold to the former GOP director of elections in St. Louis -- will now be named Liberty Vote.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Dominion, voting firm targeted by false 2020 election claims, sold to new owner

Company, which reached $787.5m defamation settlement with Fox News, becomes new entity called Liberty Vote

www.theguardian.com

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 2d

We've all been there, Bill

A monk(?) with a knife stuck in his head and another in his chest (it's a painting, relax) saying "well, at least it's Friday. "
Them: "It's Thursday, Bill."
Bill: "Shit."
Them: "Also, we need you to come in Saturday."

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · Mar 14

If you’ve paid attention to anything in the past 6 months,

Have you considered communist revolution?

Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · Jun 4

If you’re over 35 and you don’t own a home, have you considered communist revolution?

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Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr., III @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 2d

Okay I was wrong there are Two problems with Mastodon

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The problem with Mastodon is that it makes you feel stupid for not knowing how it works.
That was the real hurdle Facebook and everything that came after cleared, you could just join, it didn't take any debugging or jargon. It just, worked. For a while.
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Trevor Goodchild
@trevorgoodchild.bsky.social
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Yeah you gotta at least try. Put a tiny amount of effort into your experience.
I you cant be bothered to think for yourself just a tiny bit then I guess just stay on this fascist friendly site with the CEO who hates you.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d

prolapsed catholic

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 2d

I somehow think my Yankees fan family are less than sincere with their sentiments.

A photos of me wearing a toronto Blue Jays hoodie and sipping a shot of whiskey. The text response below from my aunt reads CONGRATS

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2d

when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office

frank vincent in the bar in goodfellas with a caption that says Now go home and get your fuckin' Shein box

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Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 2d

Those two are fucking, most definitely

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 2d

“We took the freedom of speech away,” President Trump boasted in his opening remarks at his “antifa roundtable” Wednesday.

It was a jarring admission—perhaps a Freudian slip—from a president who is, indeed, evidently intent on eliminating free speech. trib.al/6RZEOqc

Sorbitol Tungsten Rods @filthyjasminetea.bsky.social · 2d

Marry the Great Lakes, Fuck West Coast, kill everything else.