Sorbitol Tungsten Rods
@filthyjasminetea.bsky.social
Contains detectable traces of buttock.
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Please tell me someone had already thought of this one...
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You have no idea what I’m incapable of.
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You have no idea what I’m incapable of.
So the keyboard on iOS is broken since the latest big number. And the autocorrect is also broken. This was all working before.
The easy thing to blame is AI, but it was a people who decided to make this worse. Someone consciously chose to make a worse product rather than maintain a functional one.
The easy thing to blame is AI, but it was a people who decided to make this worse. Someone consciously chose to make a worse product rather than maintain a functional one.
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So the keyboard on iOS is broken since the latest big number. And the autocorrect is also broken. This was all working before.
The easy thing to blame is AI, but it was a people who decided to make this worse. Someone consciously chose to make a worse product rather than maintain a functional one.
The easy thing to blame is AI, but it was a people who decided to make this worse. Someone consciously chose to make a worse product rather than maintain a functional one.
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When they claim human-like intelligence...
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When they claim human-like intelligence...
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin
The appropriate response is for the replacement building to be a modernist design by the queerest and most bipoc person they can find. Frank Gehry was my first choice because he’s Canadian, but he is also dead.
"The National Trust argues that Trump, by fast-tracking the project, has committed multiple violations of the Administrative Procedures Act and the National Environmental Policy Act, while also exceeding his constitutional authority by not seeking congressional approval for a project of this scale."
Trump sued by preservationists seeking architecture review over White House ballroom project
President Donald Trump has been sued by preservationists seeking an architecture review and congressional approval over his White House ballroom project.
apnews.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The appropriate response is for the replacement building to be a modernist design by the queerest and most bipoc person they can find. Frank Gehry was my first choice because he’s Canadian, but he is also dead.
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I'm sad that my KERN zip-up sweatshirt has mostly worn out
October 9, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I'm sad that my KERN zip-up sweatshirt has mostly worn out
@iwriteok.bsky.social I WILL blame you if i like this. First time playing warhammer
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social I WILL blame you if i like this. First time playing warhammer
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*slowly puts earbuds in during your story*
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
*slowly puts earbuds in during your story*
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i’m dreaming of a wide christmas
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＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
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i’m dreaming of a wide christmas
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
( c h r i s t m a s )
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＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
i’m dreaming of a wide christmas
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＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
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i’m dreaming of a wide christmas
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Maslow's Hierarchy of anal beads
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Maslow's Hierarchy of anal beads
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I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.
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John Brown is a hero. www.gilderlehrman.org/sites/defaul...
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
John Brown is a hero. www.gilderlehrman.org/sites/defaul...
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
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@filthyjasminetea.bsky.social has swears! They've used 129 profanities in their last 1,298 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (23 times)
🥈 "fucking" (14 times)
🥉 "shit" (9 times)
🥇 "fuck" (23 times)
🥈 "fucking" (14 times)
🥉 "shit" (9 times)
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@filthyjasminetea.bsky.social has swears! They've used 129 profanities in their last 1,298 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (23 times)
🥈 "fucking" (14 times)
🥉 "shit" (9 times)
🥇 "fuck" (23 times)
🥈 "fucking" (14 times)
🥉 "shit" (9 times)
@profanity.accountant Tell me what i already know in my unholy heart
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@profanity.accountant Tell me what i already know in my unholy heart
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One of the clearer examples of the "social contagion" aspect of the anti-trans movement, other than the online obsessed bigots, phrasing like this started (afair) in either the Telegraph or the Mail and quite quickly moved through all the media because they are all best buds and know one another
Just call us the t-slur at this point. I’d respect that more. www.erininthemorning.com/p/bbc-now-ca...
BBC Now Calling Trans Women 'Biological Males Who Identify As Women'
These stories come in the aftermath of allegations that a small but mighty cabal of “LGBT reporters” had somehow seized control of the BBC and “censored” right-wing views.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
One of the clearer examples of the "social contagion" aspect of the anti-trans movement, other than the online obsessed bigots, phrasing like this started (afair) in either the Telegraph or the Mail and quite quickly moved through all the media because they are all best buds and know one another
@bishonentype.bsky.social Omg, i think Trump thought Mamdani was Saudi or Qatari.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
@bishonentype.bsky.social Omg, i think Trump thought Mamdani was Saudi or Qatari.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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A breakthrough of bubbles and sound: Canadian scientist gives glioblastoma patients hope
A breakthrough of bubbles and sound: Canadian scientist gives glioblastoma patients hope
A new Canadian-U.S. study gives glioblastoma patients hope and doctors a new doorway to treat brain tumours.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A breakthrough of bubbles and sound: Canadian scientist gives glioblastoma patients hope
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it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
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Someone needs to turn Dr. Who into a post modern psychological show, with the 16th Doctor watching someone that looks familiar playing a show.
youtu.be/uwC0u0Yb3Zw?...
youtu.be/uwC0u0Yb3Zw?...
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November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Someone needs to turn Dr. Who into a post modern psychological show, with the 16th Doctor watching someone that looks familiar playing a show.
youtu.be/uwC0u0Yb3Zw?...
youtu.be/uwC0u0Yb3Zw?...
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I really wish the Democrats would stop telling me to go fuck myself
The house voted to condemn Socialism.
Has it voted to condemn Fascism?
No of course not.
Has it voted to condemn Fascism?
No of course not.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I really wish the Democrats would stop telling me to go fuck myself
Gee, if only people had been worried about the Patriot Act and raised this as a possible outcome. But no one said anything at all, how strange...
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Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
apnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Gee, if only people had been worried about the Patriot Act and raised this as a possible outcome. But no one said anything at all, how strange...
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