Wile E. Peyote
@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
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who called it cunnilingus instead of amuse bouche
Who up yearning for attention?
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Who up yearning for attention?
Who is the Force ghost?
Happy Presidents’ Day to the most corrupt President of our lifetime.
President Trump gives pedophiles, Putin, Russian oligarchs, traitors, billionaires, Nazis and pathetic podcasters the support, resources, and access they paid for.
And America is more hated because of it. 🇺🇸
#TrumPutin2028
President Trump gives pedophiles, Putin, Russian oligarchs, traitors, billionaires, Nazis and pathetic podcasters the support, resources, and access they paid for.
And America is more hated because of it. 🇺🇸
#TrumPutin2028
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Who is the Force ghost?
Kristi Noem has 2 assholes appa
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
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Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
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February 17, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Kristi Noem has 2 assholes appa
It's movie Monday. Don't wait up for me.
February 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It's movie Monday. Don't wait up for me.
Sometimes I listen to my old posts because nobody else is going to and anyway check out me King Tubbying the Funky Drummer break. This is all live knob trusting of the same 1 bar sample. I think it's cool fuck you
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February 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Sometimes I listen to my old posts because nobody else is going to and anyway check out me King Tubbying the Funky Drummer break. This is all live knob trusting of the same 1 bar sample. I think it's cool fuck you
www.instagram.com/reel/Cignzzn...
www.instagram.com/reel/Cignzzn...
DM if you look like this
February 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
DM if you look like this
If I ever touch the third rail my last thought will probably be "oh fuck you're not supposed to do that"
February 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If I ever touch the third rail my last thought will probably be "oh fuck you're not supposed to do that"
Did you know that boomers used to listen to Rush Limbaugh at work and fax jokes (memes) to other dipshit boomers in other offices? Hard to believe they would get into memes and podcasts now.
February 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Did you know that boomers used to listen to Rush Limbaugh at work and fax jokes (memes) to other dipshit boomers in other offices? Hard to believe they would get into memes and podcasts now.
I'm sure they were saying it before then but the first time I heard this was about Bill Clinton
Sometimes you just have to remove the rose colored glassed & deal with reality, like it or not. When he's elected push him to do the right things for us. At least with him you may have a chance.
February 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I'm sure they were saying it before then but the first time I heard this was about Bill Clinton
Took my kid to see Goat yesterday because it was the only kid movie and God damn we need to try harder with kid movies. What a stinky turd. It's like space jam without the space or the jam. Also, space jam is dogshit so the bar is already low. Anyway fuck that movie.
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Took my kid to see Goat yesterday because it was the only kid movie and God damn we need to try harder with kid movies. What a stinky turd. It's like space jam without the space or the jam. Also, space jam is dogshit so the bar is already low. Anyway fuck that movie.
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If you think more people in this country don’t vote than vote for either party because of the things communists say on the World Wide Web you have carbon monoxide poisoning and should get a monitor immediately
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If you think more people in this country don’t vote than vote for either party because of the things communists say on the World Wide Web you have carbon monoxide poisoning and should get a monitor immediately
The peeled off sticker was some hasbara bs
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The peeled off sticker was some hasbara bs
Completely naked except for socks feels very silly
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Completely naked except for socks feels very silly
Sometimes it feels like The Democrats hate me specifically
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Sometimes it feels like The Democrats hate me specifically
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[hiring a hitman] "OK and how much would it cost to make it look like it definitely wasn't an accident?"
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
[hiring a hitman] "OK and how much would it cost to make it look like it definitely wasn't an accident?"
Who up shrugging they atlas?
Who up Turning they Screw?
who up Mobying they Dick
February 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Who up shrugging they atlas?
![[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rbagbqrfssifsmxzerywlwvj/bafkreihtviig76saopbc6tengyfkmr6kdxg5vh4zjdqmafec67w46rdnxm@jpeg)
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[running up to the microphone, completely out of breath, handles the microphone, feedback] THREETH
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
[running up to the microphone, completely out of breath, handles the microphone, feedback] THREETH
11 year old on the phone to the homie "Bro do you want to play Scary Shawarma Kiosk when I get home?"
February 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
11 year old on the phone to the homie "Bro do you want to play Scary Shawarma Kiosk when I get home?"
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If all the leftists voting third party is seriously enough to get the Republicans elected then it's also a serious reason for the Dems to actually appeal to that cohort of voters. Either the left matters or it doesn't – you can't have it both ways.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If all the leftists voting third party is seriously enough to get the Republicans elected then it's also a serious reason for the Dems to actually appeal to that cohort of voters. Either the left matters or it doesn't – you can't have it both ways.