Wile E. Peyote
@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
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who called it cunnilingus instead of amuse bouche
Looks like I'll be riding to and from work in the rain tonight because I am too stubborn to do anything else
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Looks like I'll be riding to and from work in the rain tonight because I am too stubborn to do anything else
falling asleep on a sweaty bbw
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
falling asleep on a sweaty bbw
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I'm "picking up my daughter at her college bf's apartment 2 hours away" years old
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm "picking up my daughter at her college bf's apartment 2 hours away" years old
She got a real juicy one, I'll tell you that
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
She got a real juicy one, I'll tell you that
I got 99 problems and bitch you ARE one of them
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I got 99 problems and bitch you ARE one of them
What's even the point of these lips if nobody is going to kiss them?
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
What's even the point of these lips if nobody is going to kiss them?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO BUSINESS WITH ROBOTS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Also, a car is usually not the best way to get where you're going. Especially is a whole bunch of other people are going to the same place.
Also, a car is usually not the best way to get where you're going. Especially is a whole bunch of other people are going to the same place.
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO BUSINESS WITH ROBOTS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Also, a car is usually not the best way to get where you're going. Especially is a whole bunch of other people are going to the same place.
Also, a car is usually not the best way to get where you're going. Especially is a whole bunch of other people are going to the same place.
Being 50 doesn't suck, the people in the replies are just bad at it
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Being 50 doesn't suck, the people in the replies are just bad at it
My dog's motto is "Lick your butthole like no one is watching"
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My dog's motto is "Lick your butthole like no one is watching"
When I have some dry toast
Hope
Butter
Friend
Butter
Friend
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
When I have some dry toast
Hope
Butter
Friend
Butter
Friend
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hope
Butter
Friend
Butter
Friend
I love podcasts
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I love podcasts
Holy shit the weed store is 5x farther away on a broken toe
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Holy shit the weed store is 5x farther away on a broken toe
Why do we even have toes
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Why do we even have toes
Some of the stupidest people in the world get paid to write down their thoughts. Wild stuff.
President Trump and Zohran Mamdani’s bromance proves a right-left populist movement isn’t just possible — it is the answer to the country’s crisis | ✍️ Evan Barker
Why ‘Maga for Mamdani’ is the future of American politics
President Trump and Zohran Mamdani’s bromance proves a right-left populist movement isn’t just possible — it is the answer to the country’s crisis
www.thetimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Some of the stupidest people in the world get paid to write down their thoughts. Wild stuff.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
My dog is being extra cuddly right now like she knows about about to die or something
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My dog is being extra cuddly right now like she knows about about to die or something
Come with me if you want to live, Charlie Brown
get in the robot, Charlie Brown
Welcome to the Pit, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Come with me if you want to live, Charlie Brown
I've crashed my bike 3 times this year without injury but fall asleep on the couch and I break a bone. Go figure.
So last night I fell asleep on the couch. I got up to move to bed before I realized that my left leg was still asleep and I crumpled to the floor. In the process I broke my pinky toe by bending it sideways.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I've crashed my bike 3 times this year without injury but fall asleep on the couch and I break a bone. Go figure.
So last night I fell asleep on the couch. I got up to move to bed before I realized that my left leg was still asleep and I crumpled to the floor. In the process I broke my pinky toe by bending it sideways.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So last night I fell asleep on the couch. I got up to move to bed before I realized that my left leg was still asleep and I crumpled to the floor. In the process I broke my pinky toe by bending it sideways.
I bet it feels real bad to be Eric Adams
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I bet it feels real bad to be Eric Adams
Doing my best to be Even More Woke because it hurts James Carville
I see that NYT has published another inane op-ed from James Carville raging against "woke"
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Doing my best to be Even More Woke because it hurts James Carville
This absolutely sums up how useful Ai is
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This absolutely sums up how useful Ai is