Wile E. Peyote
@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
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who called it cunnilingus instead of amuse bouche
I'm suspecting this guy just got here and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about
February 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I'm suspecting this guy just got here and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about
I wonder why he turned off replies
February 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I wonder why he turned off replies
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I hate this person
Doesn’t matter because we are tearing down that monstrosity after he is gone and restoring the east wing.
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I hate this person
Every time we go near the Dunkin Donuts my dog b-lines toward the weed store around the corner that gives good treats.
February 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Every time we go near the Dunkin Donuts my dog b-lines toward the weed store around the corner that gives good treats.
-comes home
-walks up 4 flights
-leash dog
-walk back down
-walk for 20 mins
-walk back up 4 flights
Every time I do anything. Dogs are great.
-walks up 4 flights
-leash dog
-walk back down
-walk for 20 mins
-walk back up 4 flights
Every time I do anything. Dogs are great.
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
-comes home
-walks up 4 flights
-leash dog
-walk back down
-walk for 20 mins
-walk back up 4 flights
Every time I do anything. Dogs are great.
-walks up 4 flights
-leash dog
-walk back down
-walk for 20 mins
-walk back up 4 flights
Every time I do anything. Dogs are great.
Big city garbage men are going to be in charge in the after times. Those dudes are living mad max shit right now. They are ready.
February 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Big city garbage men are going to be in charge in the after times. Those dudes are living mad max shit right now. They are ready.
I wonder if anybody else ever pays for the light rail which seems to only be enforced by the honor system. I have never paid and I never will. Shit should be free anyway.
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I wonder if anybody else ever pays for the light rail which seems to only be enforced by the honor system. I have never paid and I never will. Shit should be free anyway.
Pissing when you really have to pee is pretty great
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Pissing when you really have to pee is pretty great
Bro they made a Midsommar Hunger Games. Sooner or later everything is going to be one movie.
February 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Bro they made a Midsommar Hunger Games. Sooner or later everything is going to be one movie.
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RFK Jr visiting his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan apartment
February 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
RFK Jr visiting his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan apartment
Just a couple of normal guys working out shirtless in tight jeans
February 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Just a couple of normal guys working out shirtless in tight jeans
'I wasn't feeling well last week' is a fine excuse from a lover but that's bullshit when it's a professional situation
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
'I wasn't feeling well last week' is a fine excuse from a lover but that's bullshit when it's a professional situation
I can't believe they didn't fix my bike chain. I'm sick of going slow.
February 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I can't believe they didn't fix my bike chain. I'm sick of going slow.
I got something to saaayyy:
Danzig not looking too good these days.
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I got something to saaayyy:
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I cuss
You cuss
We all cuss
For asparagus
You cuss
We all cuss
For asparagus
February 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I cuss
You cuss
We all cuss
For asparagus
You cuss
We all cuss
For asparagus
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i'm a single issue voter
and that issue is blade blood rave
and that issue is blade blood rave
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
i'm a single issue voter
and that issue is blade blood rave
and that issue is blade blood rave
Ben Gay is short for Benjamin Homosexual
February 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Ben Gay is short for Benjamin Homosexual
Where do I even begin
I personally love AOC, Pete Buttigieg, and Josh Shapiro,
but...
WE NEED TO RUN CANDIDATES THAT THE MAJORITY OF VOTERS WILL ACTUALLY VOTE FOR!
Wakeup from your fantasy Dems: voters in the USA will NEVER vote for gay or Jewish or female candidates!
We need to run candidates that can WIN!
but...
WE NEED TO RUN CANDIDATES THAT THE MAJORITY OF VOTERS WILL ACTUALLY VOTE FOR!
Wakeup from your fantasy Dems: voters in the USA will NEVER vote for gay or Jewish or female candidates!
We need to run candidates that can WIN!
No it’s not. She was pretty shaky in Munich and is too much of a GOP punching bag right now. She’s young and needs more experience under her belt. She should take on Schumer and spend a term or so in the Senate. Not ready for prime time.
newrepublic.com/article/2065...
newrepublic.com/article/2065...
February 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Where do I even begin
Dudes rock
undefeated protest sign
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Dudes rock
Sir, why are you trying to drive aggressively on the 1 and 9? You're never getting above 35mph just give up. You're late. It's fine.
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Sir, why are you trying to drive aggressively on the 1 and 9? You're never getting above 35mph just give up. You're late. It's fine.
Who up yearning for attention?
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Who up yearning for attention?
Who is the Force ghost?
Happy Presidents’ Day to the most corrupt President of our lifetime.
President Trump gives pedophiles, Putin, Russian oligarchs, traitors, billionaires, Nazis and pathetic podcasters the support, resources, and access they paid for.
And America is more hated because of it. 🇺🇸
#TrumPutin2028
President Trump gives pedophiles, Putin, Russian oligarchs, traitors, billionaires, Nazis and pathetic podcasters the support, resources, and access they paid for.
And America is more hated because of it. 🇺🇸
#TrumPutin2028
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Who is the Force ghost?