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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
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Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). “Mildly Sephirothic at worst.” He/him.
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broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting

woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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it’s about damn time we got hoverdogs
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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We have just a few dogs visiting
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Wu
Nas
Chief Keef
Em
(ahem) Taylor
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *

* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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When the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade was directed by Hieronymus Bosch
November 28, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Before there was Jerkass Homer, there was Actually Trying But Still Ridiculous Homer and this was one of his better moments

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3z...
Thanksgiving Prayer - The Simpsons
YouTube video by Ronald Frazier
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Spending Thanksgiving with THE family. 🦃

For this week's #ThursdayFilmRec 🗃️🎥🍿🎬 #HATM

Watch (or Rewatch) one of the greatest films of all time: "The Godfather Part II" (1974) - Dir. Francis Ford Coppola

Available here on Tubi. ⬇️

tubitv.com/movies/10004...
The Godfather Part II (1974)
The epic story of young Vito Corleone’s rise from Sicily to New York and his son Michael’s struggle to expand and legitimize the family empire.
tubitv.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving via some OG squad throwback turkey day pics (2017, 2018, 2020) 
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
it’s about damn time we got hoverdogs
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It seems impossible that Alan Moore actually exists but I am thankful that he does—and for this incredible piece, which, this is the opening www.metropolitanreview.org/p/giant-of-t...
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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and wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Miso valiant welcomes King Ozymandias!
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
srsly tho students, do not do this, ever.
On this Thanksgiving Day, I remain grateful for the best/worst teaching eval I’ve ever received.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Alan Moore, the author of Watchmen, on superheroes
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If for some reason you haven’t read this yet, you’re missing out. I promise you won’t regret it.
It seems impossible that Alan Moore actually exists but I am thankful that he does—and for this incredible piece, which, this is the opening www.metropolitanreview.org/p/giant-of-t...
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
GIANT BERNESE DOGGO AD (dog show)
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Silent movies are better than modern movies because they always shoot their shot. There's no namby-pamby saving the good stuff for the sequel(s). They have you there and they WILL entertain you with everything they have.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE MIDMORNING!

HOORAY OZYMANDIAS RIDICULOUSLY FLUFFY KITTEN!😻😻
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM