🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️🌈
@nuclearanthro.bsky.social
Anthro PhD Candidate.
nukes, cats, semiotics, FOIA, existential threats, heritage, nationalism, secrecy, etc.
gonzo journo
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nukes, cats, semiotics, FOIA, existential threats, heritage, nationalism, secrecy, etc.
gonzo journo
QUEER
RT/Fave/etc ≠agree
he/him
http://patreon.com/nuclearanthro
http://paypal.me/nuclearanthro
https://osf.io/46sfd/
Ah, another court order to add to the long list of court orders being purposefully violated despite the constitution and all that and fuck fascism.
Leaving aside whether this is a reasonable & useful response given alternatives (probably not so much).
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Leaving aside whether this is a reasonable & useful response given alternatives (probably not so much).
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ah, another court order to add to the long list of court orders being purposefully violated despite the constitution and all that and fuck fascism.
Leaving aside whether this is a reasonable & useful response given alternatives (probably not so much).
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Leaving aside whether this is a reasonable & useful response given alternatives (probably not so much).
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
Ok, we’re gonna log right back off then.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ok, we’re gonna log right back off then.
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE LATE MORNING!
HOORAY CRANBERRY FLUFF THOSE POINTED EARS AND HOORAY 600g+!😻😻😻
HOORAY CRANBERRY FLUFF THOSE POINTED EARS AND HOORAY 600g+!😻😻😻
So the kittens are at rumpus age, meaning pics are a little harder to get.
With that said, pleas congratulate her tiny highness cranberry fluff on breaking the 600g mark!
With that said, pleas congratulate her tiny highness cranberry fluff on breaking the 600g mark!
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE LATE MORNING!
HOORAY CRANBERRY FLUFF THOSE POINTED EARS AND HOORAY 600g+!😻😻😻
HOORAY CRANBERRY FLUFF THOSE POINTED EARS AND HOORAY 600g+!😻😻😻
[mad, pained laughter resumes]
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
[mad, pained laughter resumes]
We had *nasty* & extended nightmares last night.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We had *nasty* & extended nightmares last night.
🎶virtually unrestricted nuclear launch authority🎶
I continue to be at 80%+ for PRN benzodiazepine utilization.
I continue to be at 80%+ for PRN benzodiazepine utilization.
The president of the United States tweets — on the daily — the most incoherent, random, chaotic, batshit things and because it’s so often, it just doesn’t get covered at all. Its so bad
wut
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🎶virtually unrestricted nuclear launch authority🎶
I continue to be at 80%+ for PRN benzodiazepine utilization.
I continue to be at 80%+ for PRN benzodiazepine utilization.
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As I said in a reply to this, families are complicated and personal. Some people have no interest in learning what you do or why and are just kinda jerks. I'm sorry.
But some people really want to understand, and too few scientists learn how to talk to non-scientists. I can help with that!
But some people really want to understand, and too few scientists learn how to talk to non-scientists. I can help with that!
Every year around Thanksgiving, I see tons of grad students post heartbreaking messages on social media about how their loved ones don’t understand or support their decision to study what seems like something pointless or silly.
Perhaps my American Scientist essay can help!
🧪🌎🦑 #SciComm
Perhaps my American Scientist essay can help!
🧪🌎🦑 #SciComm
“Why Are We Funding This?”
Long-standing myths about “silly science” have contributed to the reckless slashing of government-supported research.
www.americanscientist.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
As I said in a reply to this, families are complicated and personal. Some people have no interest in learning what you do or why and are just kinda jerks. I'm sorry.
But some people really want to understand, and too few scientists learn how to talk to non-scientists. I can help with that!
But some people really want to understand, and too few scientists learn how to talk to non-scientists. I can help with that!
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If this is what it looks like, this is a live third amendment issue. The third amendment has always been my favorite amendment, but largely because it never came up.
Idk if I'm right. Here's what I think I'm seeing:
Police are using her lawn as a staging area. She wants them off. The say she's obstructing them and they'll arrest her. She keeps repeating that it's her property and she won't let them on it without a warrant.
They stay!
Police are using her lawn as a staging area. She wants them off. The say she's obstructing them and they'll arrest her. She keeps repeating that it's her property and she won't let them on it without a warrant.
They stay!
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If this is what it looks like, this is a live third amendment issue. The third amendment has always been my favorite amendment, but largely because it never came up.
scene by scene accurate, in pornographic detail & authorial intent (gory violence cut back)…
…”Chinese language” diverse, costume extravaganza campy live action adaption of all 5 volumes of Chin P’ing Mei (“Plum in the Golden Vase”), a late Ming novel of manners.
With 500+ page commentary/guide.
…”Chinese language” diverse, costume extravaganza campy live action adaption of all 5 volumes of Chin P’ing Mei (“Plum in the Golden Vase”), a late Ming novel of manners.
With 500+ page commentary/guide.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
scene by scene accurate, in pornographic detail & authorial intent (gory violence cut back)…
…”Chinese language” diverse, costume extravaganza campy live action adaption of all 5 volumes of Chin P’ing Mei (“Plum in the Golden Vase”), a late Ming novel of manners.
With 500+ page commentary/guide.
…”Chinese language” diverse, costume extravaganza campy live action adaption of all 5 volumes of Chin P’ing Mei (“Plum in the Golden Vase”), a late Ming novel of manners.
With 500+ page commentary/guide.
*bangs on table*
👏PROSECUTE PROSECUTE PROSECUTE👏
👏PROSECUTE PROSECUTE PROSECUTE👏
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
*bangs on table*
👏PROSECUTE PROSECUTE PROSECUTE👏
👏PROSECUTE PROSECUTE PROSECUTE👏
So envious.
Like, must br so nice.
Like, must br so nice.
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So envious.
Like, must br so nice.
Like, must br so nice.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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ICE has just under four years to spend $29.9 billion, they are going to outsource AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE to contractors because money is essentially not a problem anymore for the agency.
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
ICE has just under four years to spend $29.9 billion, they are going to outsource AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE to contractors because money is essentially not a problem anymore for the agency.
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EARLY EVENING?
HOORAY ROTHCO AND HIS BUNNY FEET!😻😻😻
HOORAY ROTHCO AND HIS BUNNY FEET!😻😻😻
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EARLY EVENING?
HOORAY ROTHCO AND HIS BUNNY FEET!😻😻😻
HOORAY ROTHCO AND HIS BUNNY FEET!😻😻😻
I follow some of you out of broad, anthropological research interest and I don’t mean your area of expertise, per se.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I follow some of you out of broad, anthropological research interest and I don’t mean your area of expertise, per se.
Really looking forward to traveling the country one day, state-by-state, as I methodically piss on each and every one of these chucklefucks who has come to my personal attention in these times.
Louisiana Surgeon General Ralph Abraham has just been named as the principal deputy director at the CDC.
Abraham’s accomplishments include banning the health department from promoting vaccines and overseeing the concomitant explosion of whooping cough in the state, which has killed two babies.
Abraham’s accomplishments include banning the health department from promoting vaccines and overseeing the concomitant explosion of whooping cough in the state, which has killed two babies.
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Really looking forward to traveling the country one day, state-by-state, as I methodically piss on each and every one of these chucklefucks who has come to my personal attention in these times.
So fucking much.
🎶wails in keening lamentation and horror🎶
🎶wails in keening lamentation and horror🎶
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So fucking much.
🎶wails in keening lamentation and horror🎶
🎶wails in keening lamentation and horror🎶
Wowwweeee.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The legal justification says the strikes are aimed at any drugs aboard b/c their sale supposedly finances cartel violence against allies. The people are collateral.
Which is fucked but also totally different from what Regime says so far.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The legal justification says the strikes are aimed at any drugs aboard b/c their sale supposedly finances cartel violence against allies. The people are collateral.
Which is fucked but also totally different from what Regime says so far.
US justice department memo about boat strikes diverges from Trump narrative
Exclusive: Officials frame strikes as self-defense against violence, without naming aggressor, while Trump claims they’re to stop US overdose deaths
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wowwweeee.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The legal justification says the strikes are aimed at any drugs aboard b/c their sale supposedly finances cartel violence against allies. The people are collateral.
Which is fucked but also totally different from what Regime says so far.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The legal justification says the strikes are aimed at any drugs aboard b/c their sale supposedly finances cartel violence against allies. The people are collateral.
Which is fucked but also totally different from what Regime says so far.
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malicious denial of service attack on an adhd person by scheduling something to happen at some point in the afternoon
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
malicious denial of service attack on an adhd person by scheduling something to happen at some point in the afternoon
So much this!
WHY WOULD YOU PUT ME INTO WAIT MODE FOR THE DAY LIKE THIS?!?
WHY WOULD YOU PUT ME INTO WAIT MODE FOR THE DAY LIKE THIS?!?
malicious denial of service attack on an adhd person by scheduling something to happen at some point in the afternoon
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So much this!
WHY WOULD YOU PUT ME INTO WAIT MODE FOR THE DAY LIKE THIS?!?
WHY WOULD YOU PUT ME INTO WAIT MODE FOR THE DAY LIKE THIS?!?
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You should only allowed to found a new nuclear startup if you're gonna design a reactor no one else is currently designing, like a supercritical water reactor or a vapor-core
If you're about to found another HALEU TRISO gas-cooled reactor startup, can I recommend not doing that???? I'm tired
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You should only allowed to found a new nuclear startup if you're gonna design a reactor no one else is currently designing, like a supercritical water reactor or a vapor-core
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-...
I’m sure the same sources would also report that my dissertation is “almost finished.”
(it is not almost finished)
abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-...
I’m sure the same sources would also report that my dissertation is “almost finished.”
(it is not almost finished)
US official says Ukrainian delegation has agreed with US on terms of potential peace deal
The U.S. has held secret talks in Abu Dhabi with a Russian delegation to discuss a Ukraine peace proposal.
abcnews.go.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-...
I’m sure the same sources would also report that my dissertation is “almost finished.”
(it is not almost finished)
abcnews.go.com/Politics/us-...
I’m sure the same sources would also report that my dissertation is “almost finished.”
(it is not almost finished)
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"Acting U.S. Ambassador to South Korea Kevin Kim and Admiral Daryl Caudle publicly linked the ROK’s pursuit of nuclear-powered submarines to countering China this week" koreapro.org/2025/11/nucl...
Nuclear submarines force issue of how far Seoul publicly aligns with US goals - Korea Pro
Acting U.S. Ambassador to South Korea Kevin Kim and Admiral Daryl Caudle publicly linked the ROK’s pursuit of nuclear-powered submarines to countering China this week, explicitly setting expectations…
koreapro.org
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Acting U.S. Ambassador to South Korea Kevin Kim and Admiral Daryl Caudle publicly linked the ROK’s pursuit of nuclear-powered submarines to countering China this week" koreapro.org/2025/11/nucl...
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"long-range, one-way, jet-powered dr--"
NO THAT IS A CRUISE MISSILE. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
NO THAT IS A CRUISE MISSILE. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"long-range, one-way, jet-powered dr--"
NO THAT IS A CRUISE MISSILE. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
NO THAT IS A CRUISE MISSILE. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE MID-MORNING!
HOORAY SAFFRON AND HER PORTABLE HEARER!😻😻😻
HOORAY SAFFRON AND HER PORTABLE HEARER!😻😻😻
Saffron: “Mama! I want to go on the catio!”
Also Saffron: “Mama! It’s cold outside.”
#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky
Also Saffron: “Mama! It’s cold outside.”
#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE MID-MORNING!
HOORAY SAFFRON AND HER PORTABLE HEARER!😻😻😻
HOORAY SAFFRON AND HER PORTABLE HEARER!😻😻😻