Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
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I love the holidays when the whole family comes together to sit by the glow of their respective devices.
Before my modeling career took off, I used to be a roadie for the Chuck E. Cheese band.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Before my modeling career took off, I used to be a roadie for the Chuck E. Cheese band.
Turns out you can’t even buy candy corn on the cob!
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Turns out you can’t even buy candy corn on the cob!
I’m not one to start rumors, but I heard that Trump is a closeted gay, woke, Muslim immigrant and being investigated by ICE.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m not one to start rumors, but I heard that Trump is a closeted gay, woke, Muslim immigrant and being investigated by ICE.
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This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
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If only Donald Trump could read:
“OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT, SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
“OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT, SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If only Donald Trump could read:
“OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT, SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
“OUR AMERICAN CODE OF MILITARY OBEDIENCE REQUIRES THAT, SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
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📌They appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
📌They appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
Traitors. All of ‘em.
I’m only here to keep abreast of any titillating news.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m only here to keep abreast of any titillating news.
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I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.
April 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.
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Interviewer: are you an independent thinker?
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Interviewer: are you an independent thinker?
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
Me: *glances over at my mom as she nods her head* yes
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Trump demanding an end to the Russia-Ukraine war is like a cop breaking up a robbery…
Except that he’s telling the victim to just give up his valuables and walk away so there’s no more trouble.
Except that he’s telling the victim to just give up his valuables and walk away so there’s no more trouble.
March 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Trump demanding an end to the Russia-Ukraine war is like a cop breaking up a robbery…
Except that he’s telling the victim to just give up his valuables and walk away so there’s no more trouble.
Except that he’s telling the victim to just give up his valuables and walk away so there’s no more trouble.
Fine!!! I won’t wear my PJ’s on the plane anymore. But don’t you think for one second that I’m gonna stop crop dusting first class on my way back!
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fine!!! I won’t wear my PJ’s on the plane anymore. But don’t you think for one second that I’m gonna stop crop dusting first class on my way back!
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This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
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The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
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Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
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Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
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My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
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Kids today have it so easy! Back in our day, we didn’t have no fancy “epi-pens”…
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Kids today have it so easy! Back in our day, we didn’t have no fancy “epi-pens”…
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
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“We’ll force you to have children!
But…
We won’t vaccinate them.
We won’t feed them.
We won’t educate them.
We won’t provide healthcare for them.
We won’t protect their environment.
And we don’t care who has access to guns.
BECAUSE WE’RE PRO-LIFE!”
-GOP
But…
We won’t vaccinate them.
We won’t feed them.
We won’t educate them.
We won’t provide healthcare for them.
We won’t protect their environment.
And we don’t care who has access to guns.
BECAUSE WE’RE PRO-LIFE!”
-GOP
October 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“We’ll force you to have children!
But…
We won’t vaccinate them.
We won’t feed them.
We won’t educate them.
We won’t provide healthcare for them.
We won’t protect their environment.
And we don’t care who has access to guns.
BECAUSE WE’RE PRO-LIFE!”
-GOP
But…
We won’t vaccinate them.
We won’t feed them.
We won’t educate them.
We won’t provide healthcare for them.
We won’t protect their environment.
And we don’t care who has access to guns.
BECAUSE WE’RE PRO-LIFE!”
-GOP
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“Generations of immigrants have made enormous contributions to the well-being of our nation.”
US bishops speak out against the “vilification of immigrants,” and the negative impacts of profiling and aggressive enforcement tactics under the current administration.
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US bishops speak out against the “vilification of immigrants,” and the negative impacts of profiling and aggressive enforcement tactics under the current administration.
@usccbofficial.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Generations of immigrants have made enormous contributions to the well-being of our nation.”
US bishops speak out against the “vilification of immigrants,” and the negative impacts of profiling and aggressive enforcement tactics under the current administration.
@usccbofficial.bsky.social
US bishops speak out against the “vilification of immigrants,” and the negative impacts of profiling and aggressive enforcement tactics under the current administration.
@usccbofficial.bsky.social
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How big of an asshole are you when nobody wants you to attend their funeral…
And everybody can’t wait for yours?
And everybody can’t wait for yours?
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
How big of an asshole are you when nobody wants you to attend their funeral…
And everybody can’t wait for yours?
And everybody can’t wait for yours?
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Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
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He’s almost like a guy who inherited a fortune and a private company and was never held accountable for anything and can fire anyone at will and only employ family and loyalists.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
He’s almost like a guy who inherited a fortune and a private company and was never held accountable for anything and can fire anyone at will and only employ family and loyalists.
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I never know how long to rest in between workouts…
It’s about six months, isn’t it?
It’s about six months, isn’t it?
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I never know how long to rest in between workouts…
It’s about six months, isn’t it?
It’s about six months, isn’t it?