Amish Super Model
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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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a girl in a red dress is standing in front of a good scale
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And I want a Peace Prize! And I want it NOW!!!!
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Quite a statement by the Republican governor of Vermont
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Quite a statement by the Republican governor of Vermont
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Gov. Walz: "What side do you want to be on? The side of an all-powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace, and kidnap its citizens off the street, or the side of a nurse for a VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Gov. Walz: "What side do you want to be on? The side of an all-powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace, and kidnap its citizens off the street, or the side of a nurse for a VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"
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Everyone knows if you bring a weapon to a protest, you deserve to be shot.
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Everyone knows if you bring a weapon to a protest, you deserve to be shot.
Oh, the irony…
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Oh, the irony…
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this is the wrong side
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
this is the wrong side
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I don’t care what Alex Pretti had done…
When six heavily armed men who also have handcuffs, mace and other non-lethal weapons and you resort to lethal force…
You belong in jail.
When six heavily armed men who also have handcuffs, mace and other non-lethal weapons and you resort to lethal force…
You belong in jail.
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I don’t care what Alex Pretti had done…
When six heavily armed men who also have handcuffs, mace and other non-lethal weapons and you resort to lethal force…
You belong in jail.
When six heavily armed men who also have handcuffs, mace and other non-lethal weapons and you resort to lethal force…
You belong in jail.
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Garden Noem v. Garden Hoe
March 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Garden Noem v. Garden Hoe
“Hey fellows, there’s a big kegger at the Lambda Chi house after the meeting!”
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
January 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“Hey fellows, there’s a big kegger at the Lambda Chi house after the meeting!”
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
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Some churches get it…
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Some churches get it…
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“I don’t have any knowledge about that.”
-Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution
-Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“I don’t have any knowledge about that.”
-Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution
-Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution
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I kinda feel like our government should be made up of public servants rather than predators.
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I kinda feel like our government should be made up of public servants rather than predators.
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STOP ELECTING PEOPLE YOU WOULDN’T TRUST TO BABYSIT YOUR PETS!!!
September 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
STOP ELECTING PEOPLE YOU WOULDN’T TRUST TO BABYSIT YOUR PETS!!!
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I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think a government should deliberately inflict trauma on its people.
February 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think a government should deliberately inflict trauma on its people.
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Oh great, now we’re being attacked by a giant avocado…
January 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh great, now we’re being attacked by a giant avocado…
“Can you breathe? Are you at least 18? Do you hate people who don’t look like you? Are you comfortable shooting civilians?”
“Welcome to ICE!”
-krispi gnome recruiting ad
“Welcome to ICE!”
-krispi gnome recruiting ad
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
“Can you breathe? Are you at least 18? Do you hate people who don’t look like you? Are you comfortable shooting civilians?”
“Welcome to ICE!”
-krispi gnome recruiting ad
“Welcome to ICE!”
-krispi gnome recruiting ad
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Jan. 6 on Line One.
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Jan. 6 on Line One.
I dunno, I just feel like people who disagree with your Fascist policies should not become “domestic terrorists”…
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I dunno, I just feel like people who disagree with your Fascist policies should not become “domestic terrorists”…
Maybe Minnesota just needs to pay Trump $1 billion to join the Board of Peace?
January 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Maybe Minnesota just needs to pay Trump $1 billion to join the Board of Peace?
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“Sure, prices are up, our allies hate us, I lost my job and my healthcare, but at least we don’t have a woman president!”
-MAGAts
-MAGAts
July 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Sure, prices are up, our allies hate us, I lost my job and my healthcare, but at least we don’t have a woman president!”
-MAGAts
-MAGAts
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Well, sure, there’s no “i” in team…
But, there’s like, three of them in idiot.
But, there’s like, three of them in idiot.
January 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well, sure, there’s no “i” in team…
But, there’s like, three of them in idiot.
But, there’s like, three of them in idiot.
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And I want a Peace Prize! And I want it NOW!!!!
a girl in a red dress is standing in front of a good scale
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January 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
And I want a Peace Prize! And I want it NOW!!!!
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