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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).

My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
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And I want a Peace Prize! And I want it NOW!!!!
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He’s attacking Greenland, Denmark, and Minnesota…

I’m starting to think Trump’s got a problem with Vikings.
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This is an amazing article about the Trump Administration’s fascist tactics.
"Recent events have brought Trump’s governing style into sharper focus," Jonathan Rauch argues. "'Fascist' best describes it, and reluctance to use the term has now become perverse." theatln.tc/wVq7MFaa
January 26, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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The problem is, we fight them, they kill us. We do nothing, they kill us. We are helpless it seems, which is how it works in authoritarian regimes. My heart is broken and my brain is on fire with rage. My state, my country, my fellow citizens. What the fuck is happening?
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I feel bad that my dog doesn’t know how funny I am.
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This would be the perfect time for the Christians to be raptured
January 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I seriously don’t think buttons are all that cute.
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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They blatantly lie.

They KNOW they’re lying.

They know YOU know they’re lying.

They insist you believe them anyway.

Their lying is an assertion of authoritarian power.

They all need to end up on the dock at The Hague.

This is American Carnage, Nazi Edition.
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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DON’T MAKE ME BECOME A POSITIVITY ACCOUNT!
January 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Me to my friends: Shh, look over there. Don't make it obvious.
My friends:
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I’m so tired of bad people getting away with doing bad things.
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Minnesota National Guard warmly greeting and handing out snacks to peaceful protesters!
🫶 👏 ✊
January 25, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Weird. Trump couldn’t remember the word “Alzheimer’s.”
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 PM
As a general rule…

Most people can suck my ass.
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
“Create chaos. Declare emergency. Do whatever the fuck you want.”

-the Trump playbook
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hey Congress! Please find your balls!!!
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media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Minnesota shakedown. Trump's trying to trade ICE presence for contol of Elections in swing states.
Murphy: "It's always been the fear & now is closer to the reality that the Trump admin is creating this mayhem, particularly in cities in swing states, to take control of elections. They're trying to trade the presence of ICE & the murder & mayhem they are causing for control of MN's elections"
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Without all these pharmaceutical ads, I never would’ve realized I have toenail fungus and a crooked penis and plaque psoriasis and boner problems and intestinal issues and depression and…
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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this is the worst fucking advice column ever
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Where’s Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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“He had a gun!” the insane hypocrites screamed.
January 25, 2026 at 6:49 PM