Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
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Pinned
a girl in a red dress is standing in front of a good scale
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And I want a Peace Prize! And I want it NOW!!!!
As a general rule…
Most people can suck my ass.
Most people can suck my ass.
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
As a general rule…
Most people can suck my ass.
Most people can suck my ass.
“Create chaos. Declare emergency. Do whatever the fuck you want.”
-the Trump playbook
-the Trump playbook
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“Create chaos. Declare emergency. Do whatever the fuck you want.”
-the Trump playbook
-the Trump playbook
Hey Congress! Please find your balls!!!
a little girl wearing overalls and a white shirt is smiling
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January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Hey Congress! Please find your balls!!!
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Minnesota shakedown. Trump's trying to trade ICE presence for contol of Elections in swing states.
Murphy: "It's always been the fear & now is closer to the reality that the Trump admin is creating this mayhem, particularly in cities in swing states, to take control of elections. They're trying to trade the presence of ICE & the murder & mayhem they are causing for control of MN's elections"
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Minnesota shakedown. Trump's trying to trade ICE presence for contol of Elections in swing states.
Without all these pharmaceutical ads, I never would’ve realized I have toenail fungus and a crooked penis and plaque psoriasis and boner problems and intestinal issues and depression and…
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Without all these pharmaceutical ads, I never would’ve realized I have toenail fungus and a crooked penis and plaque psoriasis and boner problems and intestinal issues and depression and…
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this is the worst fucking advice column ever
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
this is the worst fucking advice column ever
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Where’s Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Where’s Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
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“He had a gun!” the insane hypocrites screamed.
January 25, 2026 at 6:49 PM
“He had a gun!” the insane hypocrites screamed.
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Quite a statement by the Republican governor of Vermont
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Quite a statement by the Republican governor of Vermont
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Gov. Walz: "What side do you want to be on? The side of an all-powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace, and kidnap its citizens off the street, or the side of a nurse for a VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Gov. Walz: "What side do you want to be on? The side of an all-powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace, and kidnap its citizens off the street, or the side of a nurse for a VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"
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Everyone knows if you bring a weapon to a protest, you deserve to be shot.
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Everyone knows if you bring a weapon to a protest, you deserve to be shot.
Oh, the irony…
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Oh, the irony…
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this is the wrong side
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
this is the wrong side
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I don’t care what Alex Pretti had done…
When six heavily armed men who also have handcuffs, mace and other non-lethal weapons and you resort to lethal force…
You belong in jail.
When six heavily armed men who also have handcuffs, mace and other non-lethal weapons and you resort to lethal force…
You belong in jail.
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I don’t care what Alex Pretti had done…
When six heavily armed men who also have handcuffs, mace and other non-lethal weapons and you resort to lethal force…
You belong in jail.
When six heavily armed men who also have handcuffs, mace and other non-lethal weapons and you resort to lethal force…
You belong in jail.
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Garden Noem v. Garden Hoe
March 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Garden Noem v. Garden Hoe
“Hey fellows, there’s a big kegger at the Lambda Chi house after the meeting!”
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
January 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“Hey fellows, there’s a big kegger at the Lambda Chi house after the meeting!”
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
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Some churches get it…
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Some churches get it…
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“I don’t have any knowledge about that.”
-Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution
-Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“I don’t have any knowledge about that.”
-Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution
-Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, when asked if he’s ever read the Constitution
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I kinda feel like our government should be made up of public servants rather than predators.
March 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I kinda feel like our government should be made up of public servants rather than predators.
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STOP ELECTING PEOPLE YOU WOULDN’T TRUST TO BABYSIT YOUR PETS!!!
September 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
STOP ELECTING PEOPLE YOU WOULDN’T TRUST TO BABYSIT YOUR PETS!!!
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I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think a government should deliberately inflict trauma on its people.
February 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think a government should deliberately inflict trauma on its people.
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Oh great, now we’re being attacked by a giant avocado…
January 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh great, now we’re being attacked by a giant avocado…
“Can you breathe? Are you at least 18? Do you hate people who don’t look like you? Are you comfortable shooting civilians?”
“Welcome to ICE!”
-krispi gnome recruiting ad
“Welcome to ICE!”
-krispi gnome recruiting ad
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
“Can you breathe? Are you at least 18? Do you hate people who don’t look like you? Are you comfortable shooting civilians?”
“Welcome to ICE!”
-krispi gnome recruiting ad
“Welcome to ICE!”
-krispi gnome recruiting ad