Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
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I have a dream…
That Americans won’t be terrorized by their government.
That all people will be afforded basic & equal human rights.
That billionaires & corporations will pay their fair share in taxes.
That we’ll protect people & the planet from the greedy.
That we’ll be able to laugh again.
That Americans won’t be terrorized by their government.
That all people will be afforded basic & equal human rights.
That billionaires & corporations will pay their fair share in taxes.
That we’ll protect people & the planet from the greedy.
That we’ll be able to laugh again.
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When someone posts rage bait, it’s very tempting to jump into the fray. But if that person has 26ish followers, give it a miss.
Save your irritation for someone other than Susan, who “loves God and my president” and doesn’t know the difference between there/their and your/you’re.
Save your irritation for someone other than Susan, who “loves God and my president” and doesn’t know the difference between there/their and your/you’re.
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
When someone posts rage bait, it’s very tempting to jump into the fray. But if that person has 26ish followers, give it a miss.
Save your irritation for someone other than Susan, who “loves God and my president” and doesn’t know the difference between there/their and your/you’re.
Save your irritation for someone other than Susan, who “loves God and my president” and doesn’t know the difference between there/their and your/you’re.
BREAKING: White House shocked that Americans not celebrating the killing of U.S. citizens.
“Maybe we’re not supposed kill our own people,” a spokesperson added.
“Maybe we’re not supposed kill our own people,” a spokesperson added.
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 AM
BREAKING: White House shocked that Americans not celebrating the killing of U.S. citizens.
“Maybe we’re not supposed kill our own people,” a spokesperson added.
“Maybe we’re not supposed kill our own people,” a spokesperson added.
How come everyone who plays basketball for BYU looks like they might also be part of Cobra Kai?
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 AM
How come everyone who plays basketball for BYU looks like they might also be part of Cobra Kai?
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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Human rights are not a zero-sum game…
You don’t lose yours by providing them to others.
You don’t lose yours by providing them to others.
November 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Human rights are not a zero-sum game…
You don’t lose yours by providing them to others.
You don’t lose yours by providing them to others.
I have a dream…
That Americans won’t be terrorized by their government.
That all people will be afforded basic & equal human rights.
That billionaires & corporations will pay their fair share in taxes.
That we’ll protect people & the planet from the greedy.
That we’ll be able to laugh again.
That Americans won’t be terrorized by their government.
That all people will be afforded basic & equal human rights.
That billionaires & corporations will pay their fair share in taxes.
That we’ll protect people & the planet from the greedy.
That we’ll be able to laugh again.
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I have a dream…
That Americans won’t be terrorized by their government.
That all people will be afforded basic & equal human rights.
That billionaires & corporations will pay their fair share in taxes.
That we’ll protect people & the planet from the greedy.
That we’ll be able to laugh again.
That Americans won’t be terrorized by their government.
That all people will be afforded basic & equal human rights.
That billionaires & corporations will pay their fair share in taxes.
That we’ll protect people & the planet from the greedy.
That we’ll be able to laugh again.
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If you think it's just a coincidence that Trump's SEC dropped a case against the Winklevoss twins' crypto exchange, you'd be wrong. This is straight-up corruption.
The Winklevoss twins:
▶️gave $1M+ each to a Trump cmte in 2024
▶️donated to the WH ballroom
▶️backed a crypto firm co-founded by Eric Trump
▶️were founding members of Don Jr.'s private club
The SEC has now agreed to dismiss a case against the twins' crypto exchange, per a filing made public on Friday.
▶️gave $1M+ each to a Trump cmte in 2024
▶️donated to the WH ballroom
▶️backed a crypto firm co-founded by Eric Trump
▶️were founding members of Don Jr.'s private club
The SEC has now agreed to dismiss a case against the twins' crypto exchange, per a filing made public on Friday.
S.E.C. Drops Case Against Cryptocurrency Firm Founded by Winklevoss Twins
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
If you think it's just a coincidence that Trump's SEC dropped a case against the Winklevoss twins' crypto exchange, you'd be wrong. This is straight-up corruption.
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Everyone knows if you bring a weapon to a protest, you deserve to be shot.
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Everyone knows if you bring a weapon to a protest, you deserve to be shot.
Drug prices are coming down almost as fast as tickets to see Melania!
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Drug prices are coming down almost as fast as tickets to see Melania!
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Trump’s mob-lawyer Pam Bondi is attempting to blackmail Minnesota officials to violate the privacy of their state’s voters in exchange for Trump removing the mercenaries.
She’s experienced at bribery, blackmail and cover ups. I can see why he needed her.
She’s experienced at bribery, blackmail and cover ups. I can see why he needed her.
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Trump’s mob-lawyer Pam Bondi is attempting to blackmail Minnesota officials to violate the privacy of their state’s voters in exchange for Trump removing the mercenaries.
She’s experienced at bribery, blackmail and cover ups. I can see why he needed her.
She’s experienced at bribery, blackmail and cover ups. I can see why he needed her.
Ain’t it weird how Trump started blowing up fishing boats to stop drug trafficking, then went in & stole Maduro & then sent in oil buddies to grab the oil? And then they went to Minnesota for immigration enforcement & now want the voting rolls?
It’s almost as if they’re not being completely honest.
It’s almost as if they’re not being completely honest.
Attorney General Pam Bondi sent a letter to Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota urging the state to hand over voters’ private data to “bring back law and order.” The idea of the federal government obtaining states’ private voter information has been long seen as an overreach. Here's what to know.
Why Is the Trump Administration Demanding Minnesota’s Voter Rolls?
The Justice Department has urged Minnesota to hand over voters’ private data. It is part of a national push that has raised concerns about the Trump administration’s motives.
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Ain’t it weird how Trump started blowing up fishing boats to stop drug trafficking, then went in & stole Maduro & then sent in oil buddies to grab the oil? And then they went to Minnesota for immigration enforcement & now want the voting rolls?
It’s almost as if they’re not being completely honest.
It’s almost as if they’re not being completely honest.
“The killing will continue until I win the Nobel Peace Prize!”
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“The killing will continue until I win the Nobel Peace Prize!”
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Now, *this* is the cut of Melania's new vanity movie I'd watch.
(I'm kidding. I wouldn't watch anything about her.)
(I'm kidding. I wouldn't watch anything about her.)
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Now, *this* is the cut of Melania's new vanity movie I'd watch.
(I'm kidding. I wouldn't watch anything about her.)
(I'm kidding. I wouldn't watch anything about her.)
While we’re shredding the Bill of Rights and letting ICE enter homes without a judge’s warrant, maybe we can just force people to allow ICE agents to live in their homes. I mean, it’s like no one ever worries about the Third Amendment anymore.
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
While we’re shredding the Bill of Rights and letting ICE enter homes without a judge’s warrant, maybe we can just force people to allow ICE agents to live in their homes. I mean, it’s like no one ever worries about the Third Amendment anymore.
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Yoo hoo, NRA. This one's for you.
Leavitt: Any gun owner knows when you are carrying a weapon and are confronted by law enforcement, you are raising the assumption of risk and the risk of force being used against you.
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Yoo hoo, NRA. This one's for you.
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Those “deranged leftist lunatics” are at it again… oh, wait
A man is under arrest for assaulting U.S. Rep. Maxwell Frost at the Sundance Film Festival
A man has been arrested for allegedly assaulting Florida Congressman Maxwell Frost at a party during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah
abcnews.go.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Those “deranged leftist lunatics” are at it again… oh, wait
He’s attacking Greenland, Denmark, and Minnesota…
I’m starting to think Trump’s got a problem with Vikings.
I’m starting to think Trump’s got a problem with Vikings.
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
He’s attacking Greenland, Denmark, and Minnesota…
I’m starting to think Trump’s got a problem with Vikings.
I’m starting to think Trump’s got a problem with Vikings.
I Need You To Watch This
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
I Need You To Watch This
David Jolly, a former Republican Congressman from Florida, was one of the few Never Trump figures who walked the walk all the way out of Congress in the era of Trump.
open.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I Need You To Watch This
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
This is an amazing article about the Trump Administration’s fascist tactics.
"Recent events have brought Trump’s governing style into sharper focus," Jonathan Rauch argues. "'Fascist' best describes it, and reluctance to use the term has now become perverse." theatln.tc/wVq7MFaa
January 26, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is an amazing article about the Trump Administration’s fascist tactics.
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Stephen Miller, Not (Just) Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino, Must Be Held Accountable
www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/26/s...
www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/26/s...
Stephen Miller, Not (Just) Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino, Must Be Held Accountable - emptywheel
The right wing wants to blame Kristi Noem's propaganda failures for the cratering legitimacy of Stephen Miller's deportation regime. If they want to scapegoat, let's make sure they include Miller as w...
www.emptywheel.net
January 26, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Stephen Miller, Not (Just) Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino, Must Be Held Accountable
www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/26/s...
www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/26/s...
Really curious how many pardoned J6ers are working for ICE?
democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...
democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...
Ranking Member Raskin Demands DOJ and DHS Produce Records Regarding Hiring of Jan. 6 Riot Participants
Washington, D.C. (January 13, 2026)—Today, Rep. Jamie Raskin, Ranking Member of the House Judiciary Committee, sent a letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi and Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Sec...
democrats-judiciary.house.gov
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Really curious how many pardoned J6ers are working for ICE?
democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...
democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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The problem is, we fight them, they kill us. We do nothing, they kill us. We are helpless it seems, which is how it works in authoritarian regimes. My heart is broken and my brain is on fire with rage. My state, my country, my fellow citizens. What the fuck is happening?
January 24, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The problem is, we fight them, they kill us. We do nothing, they kill us. We are helpless it seems, which is how it works in authoritarian regimes. My heart is broken and my brain is on fire with rage. My state, my country, my fellow citizens. What the fuck is happening?
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I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.
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I feel bad that my dog doesn’t know how funny I am.
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I feel bad that my dog doesn’t know how funny I am.