Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
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Weird how the Fascists want to declare Anti-Fascists a terrorist organization.
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
"the tylenol and antifa were in the placenta making autism and i saw the autism and the autism looked at me"
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RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
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thetnholler.bsky.social
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
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thetnholler.bsky.social
ILLINOIS Candidate for Congress @abugai.bsky.social : “You said Prizker & Johnson need a history lesson - I’d like to give you one: when masked men are kidnapping entire families, naked, zip-tying their hands and throwing them into U-haul trucks… they’re usually not the good guys.”
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
I don’t think Mother Nature’s gonna give us our security deposit back.
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Trump will be releasing his healthcare plan in two weeks!
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
In Hell, everyone watches you trying to parallel park.
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tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
You’re obviously lying when you say that you wouldn’t use your laser eyes to reheat food.
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amishsupermodel.bsky.social
I only drink to fill the void in my soul.
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amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Too much wrath…

Not enough grapes.
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Soooo… what if the governors call up their National Guards to protect their cities from the President?
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
“Habeus corpus? Oh, yeah. He was my roommate in military boarding school.”

-djt
amishsupermodel.bsky.social
I think we need to tell him you can only win the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously, so he better hurry.
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mollyploofkins.bsky.social
Jimmy Kimmel returns with unfinished business over Trump’s birthday letter to Epstein
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I feel like we’re living through Fahrenheit 1984.
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“All my friends went to Epstein Island and all I got was this stupid flag pin.”