Amish Super Model
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
And now they’re bringing out the dogs.
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
And now they’re bringing out the dogs.
And the reviews are rolling in!!!
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
And the reviews are rolling in!!!
Bovino… not even disguising it.
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Bovino… not even disguising it.
Also interesting that Robin Leach was in the newly released Epstein files:
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Also interesting that Robin Leach was in the newly released Epstein files:
I guarantee nobody called this Steve Miller the “Gangster of Love”…
January 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I guarantee nobody called this Steve Miller the “Gangster of Love”…
I’m not saying, but I’m just saying…
You KNOW this dickhead tucked his t-shirt into his underwear!
You KNOW this dickhead tucked his t-shirt into his underwear!
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I’m not saying, but I’m just saying…
You KNOW this dickhead tucked his t-shirt into his underwear!
You KNOW this dickhead tucked his t-shirt into his underwear!
The foundation is beginning to crack…
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The foundation is beginning to crack…
I think we should start referring to Trump’s cabinet as “The Cracker Barrel.”
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I think we should start referring to Trump’s cabinet as “The Cracker Barrel.”
But the critics are raving!
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
But the critics are raving!
How come everyone who plays basketball for BYU looks like they might also be part of Cobra Kai?
January 27, 2026 at 4:18 AM
How come everyone who plays basketball for BYU looks like they might also be part of Cobra Kai?
Stephen Miller is Evil incarnate.
January 26, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Stephen Miller is Evil incarnate.
But the reviews are STUNNING!
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
But the reviews are STUNNING!
The reviews are STELLAR!!!
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The reviews are STELLAR!!!
The Malignia movie’s getting great reviews!
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The Malignia movie’s getting great reviews!
Everyone knows if you bring a weapon to a protest, you deserve to be shot.
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Everyone knows if you bring a weapon to a protest, you deserve to be shot.
Oh, the irony…
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Oh, the irony…
“Hey fellows, there’s a big kegger at the Lambda Chi house after the meeting!”
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
January 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“Hey fellows, there’s a big kegger at the Lambda Chi house after the meeting!”
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
-Jared Kushner, kicking off the Board of Peace
I dunno, I just feel like people who disagree with your Fascist policies should not become “domestic terrorists”…
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I dunno, I just feel like people who disagree with your Fascist policies should not become “domestic terrorists”…
Here you go, Donnie!
January 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Here you go, Donnie!
You mean, “The Plastics”?
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You mean, “The Plastics”?
Sure, I won it, but I’m giving it to Donnie cuz he deserves it more…
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Sure, I won it, but I’m giving it to Donnie cuz he deserves it more…
Im on my way…
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Im on my way…