Shitposts In Tiaras
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
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In case you haven't heard, there's a new trophy account in town. A new trophy on the head in town. A new way to mind the fontanelle in town done with the blessing and guidance of favskeet the OG. What's the point of posting without possibility of mind bling. Tiaras, the next gen of award Pokemon xo
Pornhub category: ihopping 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @bunnybear47.bsky.social
pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Pornhub category: ihopping 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @bunnybear47.bsky.social
When asked for comment about this post, no one was left to be annoyed by it 🏆👑 Congratulations @2tickytacky.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When asked for comment about this post, no one was left to be annoyed by it 🏆👑 Congratulations @2tickytacky.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
Just one of many reasons the Bunny Ranch has a Tanaka Room 🏆👑 Congratulations @granttanaka.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Wife: [whispering in my ear] what's your fantasy, baby
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just one of many reasons the Bunny Ranch has a Tanaka Room 🏆👑 Congratulations @granttanaka.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
This makes me need a nap that I don't even understand 🏆👑 Congratulations @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
Cryptophan?
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This makes me need a nap that I don't even understand 🏆👑 Congratulations @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
Alexa, please play anything by the Eagles 🏆👑 Congratulations @nedroid.com from @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Alexa, please play anything by the Eagles 🏆👑 Congratulations @nedroid.com from @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
Lasagna withdrawal is not an actual thing, this is just who he always was 🏆👑 Congratulations @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app from @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
odie you eat this chocolate or so help me ill cut your red rocket off
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Lasagna withdrawal is not an actual thing, this is just who he always was 🏆👑 Congratulations @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app from @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
My favorite adulthood memory is usually being able to pause movies but it depends 🏆👑 Congratulations @nahyoudoit.bsky.social from @lizzlepants.bsky.social
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My favorite adulthood memory is usually being able to pause movies but it depends 🏆👑 Congratulations @nahyoudoit.bsky.social from @lizzlepants.bsky.social
And I can't see shit either because I refuse to go to the toothpicktometrist 🏆👑 Congratulations @spleenly.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Seeing A Clockwork Orange when I was like 10 is why I'm like this.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And I can't see shit either because I refuse to go to the toothpicktometrist 🏆👑 Congratulations @spleenly.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Congratulations @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social from @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social 🏆👑
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Congratulations @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social from @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social 🏆👑
Bitch facercize classes starting soon 🏆👑 Congratulations @verucas-alt.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
For the record, I don't have a resting bitch face, I have a very active bitch face.
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Bitch facercize classes starting soon 🏆👑 Congratulations @verucas-alt.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕕 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕟 🏆👑 Congratulations @xinicit.bsky.social from @motelporn.bsky.social
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕕 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕟 🏆👑 Congratulations @xinicit.bsky.social from @motelporn.bsky.social
God park us, every one 🏆👑 Congratulations @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social from @gupton68.bsky.social
Me: For the holidays I bought you this vast expanse of concrete to park all your cars!
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Mariah Carey: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
God park us, every one 🏆👑 Congratulations @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social from @gupton68.bsky.social
This is not the way to escape samsargerine 🏆👑 Congratulations @hatesnicethings.bsky.social from @mardigroan.bsky.social
I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is not the way to escape samsargerine 🏆👑 Congratulations @hatesnicethings.bsky.social from @mardigroan.bsky.social
Days without an accident in everyone contributing the right amount to the check: 0 🏆👑 Congratulations @justinmatic5000.bsky.social from @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Made the mistake of going to the Cheesecake Factory and now I'm chained up in the assembly line until i meet my quota
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Days without an accident in everyone contributing the right amount to the check: 0 🏆👑 Congratulations @justinmatic5000.bsky.social from @capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Warning: will not stop you from always holding a gadget in your hand, it wants to live 🏆👑 Congratulations @v.milcom.in from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
I bought a gadget that claimed to rid me of a bad habit. It's called a de-vice.
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Warning: will not stop you from always holding a gadget in your hand, it wants to live 🏆👑 Congratulations @v.milcom.in from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
One lifeform's ass is another lifeform's pleasure 🏆👑 Congratulations @cornjerker78.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
You’re not gonna find anything up there you want to keep
- me to alien holding a probe
- me to alien holding a probe
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
One lifeform's ass is another lifeform's pleasure 🏆👑 Congratulations @cornjerker78.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
The hive hand mentality 🏆👑 Congratulations @yippyskippy.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
Always referring to it as mutual masturbation because I assume somebody out there is currently getting themself off, too
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The hive hand mentality 🏆👑 Congratulations @yippyskippy.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
If this gets posted in the middle of a forest and no one is around to repost it thank fuck 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @brusowrites.bsky.social
I don't think even a woodchuck would fuck Chuck, but if so, another woodchuck could watch and then it'd be a woodchuckcuck
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If this gets posted in the middle of a forest and no one is around to repost it thank fuck 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @brusowrites.bsky.social
You have 30 days from this post to change your star sign at the DMV 🏆👑 Congratulations @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
I may have been born a Pisces, but I identify as a cancer to everyone around me
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You have 30 days from this post to change your star sign at the DMV 🏆👑 Congratulations @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Starting to think the illuminati never left the comfort of their candlelit lair and just took a chance 🏆👑 Congratulations @gupton68.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
The best way to avoid unnecessary arguments with your spouse is by not having one in the first place.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Starting to think the illuminati never left the comfort of their candlelit lair and just took a chance 🏆👑 Congratulations @gupton68.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
"Black licorice" is now code for getting your health information from Satan's butthole 🏆👑 Congratulations @wilboo72.bsky.social from @klaybourne.bsky.social
CDC website edited to say that black licorice tastes like Satan’s butthole
CDC website edited to say smallpox isn’t as dangerous as bigpox.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Black licorice" is now code for getting your health information from Satan's butthole 🏆👑 Congratulations @wilboo72.bsky.social from @klaybourne.bsky.social
🎶R-E-S-P-E-C-T I'm a slut for spelling bees🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
slut shaming is awful and there's simply no excuse for it in our society. sluts are beautiful dick sucking creatures who should be commended
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
🎶R-E-S-P-E-C-T I'm a slut for spelling bees🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
🎶I shot the tariff, but I protested peacefully🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @unfitz.bsky.social from @shade5.bsky.social
Due to inflation, Dire Straits is re-recording “Money for Nothing” as “Nothing for Money.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
🎶I shot the tariff, but I protested peacefully🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @unfitz.bsky.social from @shade5.bsky.social
And I draw freehandy 🏆👑 Congratulations @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
ME: do you like dick tracy
HER: yes but it’s sharon
HER: yes but it’s sharon
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And I draw freehandy 🏆👑 Congratulations @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
The slaytrix 💅🏆👑 Congratulations @slop.guru from @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The slaytrix 💅🏆👑 Congratulations @slop.guru from @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social