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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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fists full of grief during these upcoming holidays, many are struggling, hand out kindness, it's free
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's the great ballsack Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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my bed is catcalling me
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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more grace, less ego
May 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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oh god oh shit oh fuck
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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ramen hymen rhymin and stealin (noodle vaginas deep in their pirate era)
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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My soulmate is a reply guy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Deciding which show to nap through next is exhausting.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Maybe think of me whenever you see an asterisk.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Dude, I was eating Ramen way before it was cool.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Live Love Lube
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Can't catch me! I'm caffeinated.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Fuck!
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I would like a redo..life.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My service dog alerted me to your fine ass
February 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM