Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
Professional Procrastinating Introvert
Recovering addict
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· Oct 4
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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I can’t skeet that way with the lights on.
March 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I can’t skeet that way with the lights on.
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Marriage: To have and to hold.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Marriage: To have and to hold.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
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As I pack my lunch in a brown paper bag that I am also breathing into, I can't help but appreciate the simplicity of my first paper bag love, discreet pharmacy item
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
As I pack my lunch in a brown paper bag that I am also breathing into, I can't help but appreciate the simplicity of my first paper bag love, discreet pharmacy item
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what size shoe does a fly even wear
January 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
what size shoe does a fly even wear
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in case you didn't know, i'm a pretty hot piece of ass (forgot to turn the heated carseat off again)
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
in case you didn't know, i'm a pretty hot piece of ass (forgot to turn the heated carseat off again)
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they’re putting 5G in our protein
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
they’re putting 5G in our protein
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Woke up feeling too positive. Punished myself and went back to bed.
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Woke up feeling too positive. Punished myself and went back to bed.
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And everyday! Good morning! 🩷
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
And everyday! Good morning! 🩷
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I still spill my drink at the dinner table...flirting.
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I still spill my drink at the dinner table...flirting.
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It’s the “good morning” text you answer first, that’s how you’ll know
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It’s the “good morning” text you answer first, that’s how you’ll know
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Opening a kcup to eat the grounds like Fun Dip
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Opening a kcup to eat the grounds like Fun Dip
If he doesn't check on you during the riots, he's not that into you
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
If he doesn't check on you during the riots, he's not that into you
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The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
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Everything is a sign if you’re paranoid enough.
January 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Everything is a sign if you’re paranoid enough.
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Well... time to go outside.
*takes off sweatpants, puts on good sweatpants*
*takes off sweatpants, puts on good sweatpants*
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Well... time to go outside.
*takes off sweatpants, puts on good sweatpants*
*takes off sweatpants, puts on good sweatpants*
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okay okay it’s time we settle this once and for all
it’s pronounced gif
it’s pronounced gif
January 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
okay okay it’s time we settle this once and for all
it’s pronounced gif
it’s pronounced gif
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im going to eat chocolate in the shower
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
im going to eat chocolate in the shower
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JESUS: and when you pray, do not say “amen” it is like hanging up on god
DISCIPLE: wtf is hanging up
JESUS: look in 2000 years there’s gonna be a communication device called a “telephone” and—
DISCIPLE: wtf is a device
JESUS: it’s a thing that fits in a pocket
DISCIPLE: WTF IS A POCKET
DISCIPLE: wtf is hanging up
JESUS: look in 2000 years there’s gonna be a communication device called a “telephone” and—
DISCIPLE: wtf is a device
JESUS: it’s a thing that fits in a pocket
DISCIPLE: WTF IS A POCKET
January 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
JESUS: and when you pray, do not say “amen” it is like hanging up on god
DISCIPLE: wtf is hanging up
JESUS: look in 2000 years there’s gonna be a communication device called a “telephone” and—
DISCIPLE: wtf is a device
JESUS: it’s a thing that fits in a pocket
DISCIPLE: WTF IS A POCKET
DISCIPLE: wtf is hanging up
JESUS: look in 2000 years there’s gonna be a communication device called a “telephone” and—
DISCIPLE: wtf is a device
JESUS: it’s a thing that fits in a pocket
DISCIPLE: WTF IS A POCKET
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the feminine urge to get absolutely shredded so that men are scared of me
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
the feminine urge to get absolutely shredded so that men are scared of me
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talking to the stars bc they’re the only ones that listen
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
talking to the stars bc they’re the only ones that listen
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH