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Phantom Deeks 🫶

@deeks549.bsky.social

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Professional Procrastinating Introvert Recovering addict New Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 6d

This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 2h

I'll switch teams

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2d

I should get a wife

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

🫂🫶

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

🫂🫶

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 3h

As America drifts further and further from its heart…

I’m reminded of three Canadians who told us the way. Goosebumps every time.

youtu.be/kyhW2v0NDM0?...

Rush - Closer To The Heart (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by RushVEVO

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 3h

I'll bet some of you aren't as stupid as you sound

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 4h

*charges seven different vibrators*

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

I dropped my keys running in the field behind the house getting away from the cops

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 3h

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Dec 1

Her: You better not be cunty western Gary Cooper when I get there

Me:

A black and white very early photo of Gary cooper in western gear, slicked down flapper hair, makeup, and smoking a cigarette

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

🤣🤣🤣🫶

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

Can we go back to keeping the political opinions to ourselves?

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

Shhhhh! 🤫

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

Haha no. I don't have time for more wasted screen time. I can’t really spend the time needed here

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

I told you to stop calling me that

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 8h

In the mood to strap on a cosmic cock and bang the abyss, I mean have a lovely evening. 😘

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, whew, thank goodness 🫶

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

Are we staring over?

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 8h

it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

Hells yeahs

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5h

Like a lost puppy. I'd be a nice addition to any family.

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 3h

youtu.be/4iSvoQNfrrk?...

Sleep Token - Caramel

YouTube video by SleepTokenVEVO

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 4h

dunno man but we could listen to a song about it

Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 4h

Moobs?