Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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If Bluesky has taught me anything it's that some people are incredibly funny and I am not one of them
January 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
If Bluesky has taught me anything it's that some people are incredibly funny and I am not one of them
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Used to be, all it took to be relevant around these parts was a well placed wang chung reference.
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Used to be, all it took to be relevant around these parts was a well placed wang chung reference.
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If I’m not yet sleeping at this hour, the sky better at least be doing tricks for me.
January 21, 2026 at 8:13 AM
If I’m not yet sleeping at this hour, the sky better at least be doing tricks for me.
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I consider "We should get together" to be a polite form of "Go away, forever."
In the south I believe it's the social version of "Bless your heart."
In the south I believe it's the social version of "Bless your heart."
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I consider "We should get together" to be a polite form of "Go away, forever."
In the south I believe it's the social version of "Bless your heart."
In the south I believe it's the social version of "Bless your heart."
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You wouldn't like me, I hate that Evanescence song.
January 21, 2026 at 12:43 PM
You wouldn't like me, I hate that Evanescence song.
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tech bros should work on something actually useful like a moisturizer that lasts a week instead of 30 minutes
January 21, 2026 at 12:26 PM
tech bros should work on something actually useful like a moisturizer that lasts a week instead of 30 minutes
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These noise-canceling headphones aren’t working, because I can still hear my heart breaking in real time.
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 PM
These noise-canceling headphones aren’t working, because I can still hear my heart breaking in real time.
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idk, maybe the dinosaurs were playing marco polo when shit went down and now nessie over at the loch is still shouting marco into the void
January 21, 2026 at 1:12 PM
idk, maybe the dinosaurs were playing marco polo when shit went down and now nessie over at the loch is still shouting marco into the void
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All of our saved skeets belong to a hoarder in a small bungalow with soft floors and 70 cats.
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
All of our saved skeets belong to a hoarder in a small bungalow with soft floors and 70 cats.
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Hungarian K-pop is back with special guests The Searchers followed by The Founders. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Hungarian K-pop is back with special guests The Searchers followed by The Founders. God bless.
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Hungarian K-pop is back with special guests The Searchers followed by The Founders. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Hungarian K-pop is back with special guests The Searchers followed by The Founders. God bless.
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Mork & Minotaur
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Mork & Minotaur
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When my mom went into labor with me, she texted my dad. She told him she's using this thing the size of a graham cracker to type messages into and could even watch TV on it. Dad never got the message because it was in 1973.
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
When my mom went into labor with me, she texted my dad. She told him she's using this thing the size of a graham cracker to type messages into and could even watch TV on it. Dad never got the message because it was in 1973.
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The pill I use every hour to control my appetite requires me to take it with food.
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The pill I use every hour to control my appetite requires me to take it with food.
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it was quick & subtle (and i’ll take it)
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
it was quick & subtle (and i’ll take it)
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Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
"I feel as if she is seeing into the core of my being.”
"I feel as if she is seeing into the core of my being.”
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
"In the forest no one sorrows,
Nor is one downcast by grief."
"In the forest no one sorrows,
Nor is one downcast by grief."
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
"Is this line secure?" He asked sharply.
"Is this line secure?" He asked sharply.
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
"I feel as if she is seeing into the core of my being.”
"I feel as if she is seeing into the core of my being.”
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i fucking LOVE talking about books, god how did i forget this
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 AM
i fucking LOVE talking about books, god how did i forget this
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i need to go to bed bc i have an important appointment (that i don’t want to deal with) tomorrow but also i don’t want to go to bed bc then it will be tomorrow and i will have to deal with this appointment
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 AM
i need to go to bed bc i have an important appointment (that i don’t want to deal with) tomorrow but also i don’t want to go to bed bc then it will be tomorrow and i will have to deal with this appointment
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night me & day me are NOT a team
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 AM
night me & day me are NOT a team
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tired person, tired of being tired, tiredly logging on
street smart, bio-engineered, super weapon who works as a bike messenger by day but escaped a military base as a child and is being hunted by a shadow government by night logging on
Creepy caretaker hiding a very dark secret logging on
January 20, 2026 at 7:53 PM
tired person, tired of being tired, tiredly logging on
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"I lost my annual report!"
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was... it was in my pocket."
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was... it was in my pocket."
January 20, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"I lost my annual report!"
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was... it was in my pocket."
"Did you check your pocket?"
"It was... it was in my pocket."
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Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
"In the forest no one sorrows,
Nor is one downcast by grief."
"In the forest no one sorrows,
Nor is one downcast by grief."
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
"Is this line secure?" He asked sharply.
"Is this line secure?" He asked sharply.
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
“Too late, she realized that she had let herself get caught off guard.“
“Too late, she realized that she had let herself get caught off guard.“
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
"In the forest no one sorrows,
Nor is one downcast by grief."
"In the forest no one sorrows,
Nor is one downcast by grief."
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If you love someone, feed them. People like to eat.
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 AM
If you love someone, feed them. People like to eat.
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Ain’t it like most people, I’m no different
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Ten Thousand Words
YouTube video by The Avett Brothers - Topic
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January 21, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Ain’t it like most people, I’m no different
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