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Marc

@runoldman.bsky.social

12K followers 2.3K following 5.9K posts

Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Dec 31

I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 2d

I moved to Friendster because I can't go back to Myspace without being ridiculed

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EmoG @emog.cc · 1d

My flirting style? Think “rom-com lead,” but it’s the blooper reel.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

Not to be picky, but I’d much rather a mashed potato bath to a mud bath.

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 1d

big gulps, huh? welp, see ya later
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fuckaas.space/@lacroixboi

presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ (@[email protected])

158 Posts, 54 Following, 316 Followers · tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

fuckaas.space

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

i fear i don’t have the knees to migrate to a new app

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Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️‍🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 1d

I'll believe tariffs are bringing world peace when a tariff starts killing fascists

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

I tried mastodon a few years ago and got the ick so bad I can't even remember what server I was on

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

have your enemy, within the enemy, call my enemy

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

if someone stole my identity i’d be all like "haha, sucker"

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

*all evil doers being completely copacetic with one another * i’m sure that bodes well for civilization

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

I hope that whatever dinosaur app you find, gives you the peace that you need

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Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️‍🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social · 1d

Cluesky for mystery fans

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

get your cat pics in order y'all

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

I'm Scottish, and my favourite parts of the UK are all the not English places.

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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙 @firebrand3.bsky.social · 1d

Does anyone else have a box of various plugs or are you all normal?

A large rectangular box with a variety of outlet plugs and adapters for use in Asia, Europe, UK and the Americas...

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social and the selection process is now closed.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

Don't you just hate it when you do something stupid, like waking up?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 1d

Woke up pretty tired after the ANTIFA orgy last night. Thanks everyone - it was fun

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 4d

Love at first sight is real, y’all.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

I tried living the dream but it turned out I was just having the hallucination.

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