Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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guessing zillow ended up zillow because doomscroller™️ was trademarked
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
guessing zillow ended up zillow because doomscroller™️ was trademarked
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Punk Folk night with Mance And The Rayders alongside Mother Of Dragons. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Punk Folk night with Mance And The Rayders alongside Mother Of Dragons. God bless.
January 22, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Punk Folk night with Mance And The Rayders alongside Mother Of Dragons. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Punk Folk night with Mance And The Rayders alongside Mother Of Dragons. God bless.
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Grabbing an ice pick to adjust my attitude the old fashioned way
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Grabbing an ice pick to adjust my attitude the old fashioned way
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Horny mice be like if the walls are squeaking, don’t come a-peeking
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Horny mice be like if the walls are squeaking, don’t come a-peeking
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The windchill is going to be -58 tonight if anyone wants to come over for hot cocoa and a shrinkage demonstration
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The windchill is going to be -58 tonight if anyone wants to come over for hot cocoa and a shrinkage demonstration
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The easiest way to spot a psychopath is when they set an alarm for no reason.
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The easiest way to spot a psychopath is when they set an alarm for no reason.
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We have pets because they look at us like this.
January 22, 2026 at 10:16 AM
We have pets because they look at us like this.
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I Care A Lot (and your misery is my company)
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I Care A Lot (and your misery is my company)
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i’m sorry for what i said when my socks were bunching weird in my boots (i didn’t mean it) 🥺
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i’m sorry for what i said when my socks were bunching weird in my boots (i didn’t mean it) 🥺
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same (and i’ve never even had a garbage disposal??)
millennials are really scarred for life because I have an irrational fear of the garbage disposal turning on while my hand is inside
January 22, 2026 at 6:45 AM
same (and i’ve never even had a garbage disposal??)
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woke up mid aura and couldn’t spell björk (so obviously, i was panicking)
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
woke up mid aura and couldn’t spell björk (so obviously, i was panicking)
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we are gonna have
a cat party
(so bring your cat, and something to share)
a cat party
(so bring your cat, and something to share)
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 AM
we are gonna have
a cat party
(so bring your cat, and something to share)
a cat party
(so bring your cat, and something to share)
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if you invite me to your party I’m gonna bring you a live laugh love plaque and make you hang it on the wall in front of me so you’ll never ask me to leave my apartment and socialize ever again
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
if you invite me to your party I’m gonna bring you a live laugh love plaque and make you hang it on the wall in front of me so you’ll never ask me to leave my apartment and socialize ever again
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honestly these days I feel like when someone calls me instead of responding to my email it’s just fucking rude i’m not gonna stop what I’m working on to deal with you right this very second you can wait your turn
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
honestly these days I feel like when someone calls me instead of responding to my email it’s just fucking rude i’m not gonna stop what I’m working on to deal with you right this very second you can wait your turn
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I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t drinking a margarita at my desk r n
January 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t drinking a margarita at my desk r n
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I live my life like every second is being recorded hi fans
January 22, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I live my life like every second is being recorded hi fans
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if I got to choose 3 people to be stranded on a deserted island with I’d go with Lady Gaga, Alan Cumming, and the always annoyed guy who sells me lottery tickets hbu
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 AM
if I got to choose 3 people to be stranded on a deserted island with I’d go with Lady Gaga, Alan Cumming, and the always annoyed guy who sells me lottery tickets hbu
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Banger? I'd prefer mash.
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Banger? I'd prefer mash.
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every day I'm crumbling
every day I'm grumbling
every day I’m stumbling
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 AM
every day I'm crumbling
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every day I'm bumbling
every day I’m crumbling
every day I’m mumbling
January 22, 2026 at 6:19 AM
every day I'm bumbling
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end of the day and time to snuggle up and wind down with some fictional trauma to distract myself from the real life trauma that is currently fucking our existence on a daily basis
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 AM
end of the day and time to snuggle up and wind down with some fictional trauma to distract myself from the real life trauma that is currently fucking our existence on a daily basis
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I’m just a little raw nerve in this world
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I’m just a little raw nerve in this world
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(Clears throat)
“Effective immediately, Iceland shall be referred to as Greenland and Greenland shall be referred to as Iceland. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
“Effective immediately, Iceland shall be referred to as Greenland and Greenland shall be referred to as Iceland. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 PM
(Clears throat)
“Effective immediately, Iceland shall be referred to as Greenland and Greenland shall be referred to as Iceland. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
“Effective immediately, Iceland shall be referred to as Greenland and Greenland shall be referred to as Iceland. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
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Kristi Noem decided her puppy, who was doing what it’s instincts were, needed to be shot dead and she is deciding who has the right to stay in our country.
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Kristi Noem decided her puppy, who was doing what it’s instincts were, needed to be shot dead and she is deciding who has the right to stay in our country.
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Many of your everyday shit posters live in the United States and are dealing with a king who is making life incredibly frightening. These shitposters want to speak out, but they also don’t want to be pigeonholed as political posters.
In this climate, we need to give our shit posters grace.
In this climate, we need to give our shit posters grace.
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Many of your everyday shit posters live in the United States and are dealing with a king who is making life incredibly frightening. These shitposters want to speak out, but they also don’t want to be pigeonholed as political posters.
In this climate, we need to give our shit posters grace.
In this climate, we need to give our shit posters grace.