Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Nobody cares what grade you’re in, Mercury. Get a job.
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im the girl who cried dead vibrator.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
im the girl who cried dead vibrator.
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Mmmm, I wanna take out your giblets.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mmmm, I wanna take out your giblets.
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can’t believe I’ve been online friends with some of you assholes for fifteen or more years
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
can’t believe I’ve been online friends with some of you assholes for fifteen or more years
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Getting burnt out bro
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Getting burnt out bro
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
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Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Why do you want me to follow you back you absolute narcissistic fart muncher? Your entire timeline is just your boring bullshit
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fists full of grief during these upcoming holidays, many are struggling, hand out kindness, it's free
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
fists full of grief during these upcoming holidays, many are struggling, hand out kindness, it's free
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
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i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
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They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
They should be paying people to become nurses, not the other way around.
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Imagine taking out $200k+ in loans just for the privilege of a career wiping sick people's asses, be so fucking for real right now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Imagine taking out $200k+ in loans just for the privilege of a career wiping sick people's asses, be so fucking for real right now.
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whimsical waffles wafting
*waffles, waffles, waffles🎶
*waffles, waffles, waffles🎶
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
whimsical waffles wafting
*waffles, waffles, waffles🎶
*waffles, waffles, waffles🎶
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I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I am a dripping faucet and you are my thimble.
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☕ c h e e r s 🌞
a cartoon sun is holding a cup of coffee and sleeping .
Alt: a cartoon sun is holding a cup of coffee and sleeping .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
☕ c h e e r s 🌞
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For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
For this holiday season I’m going to respond to all questions from my drunk relatives with various song lyrics.
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Eating salad with a soup spoon, in case you were wondering how I’m doing.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Eating salad with a soup spoon, in case you were wondering how I’m doing.
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Butter
Boobs
Test
Seems reasonable.
Butter
Boobs
Test
Seems reasonable.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Butter
Boobs
Test
Seems reasonable.
Butter
Boobs
Test
Seems reasonable.
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Love me some Dolly.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Love me some Dolly.
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I’m not a morning person or a night person, but a secret third thing
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m not a morning person or a night person, but a secret third thing
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
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I hope this email finds you slightly out of reach of anyone who needs to find you via email
I hope this email finds you flipping your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down a— what's that word again? Street
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down a— what's that word again? Street
i hope this email finds you soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling
through an endless diamond sky
through an endless diamond sky
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hope this email finds you slightly out of reach of anyone who needs to find you via email
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Share someone who looks stylish wearing a scarf.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a scarf.