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La Spaghettissima
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Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer

My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ypi2ypcmwvve2wdskgyewg33/feed/aaahvzz6cidci
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I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
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I remember when Jolt soda was considered “dangerously caffeinated.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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han solo is short for hand solo which i know a lot of us can relate to
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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all of my posts today were supposed to be drafts. imagine my surprise.
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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I am so happy with how much the whole comp rules, but honestly I went so hard with this track and I love how it turned out

afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/track/dumpweed
Dumpweed, by How I Became Invisible
from the album Some Girls Try Too Hard
afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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when it comes to music I have no idea what I’m doing so I love finding cheap gear and just winging it because who cares

this is a kids kit I found for 70 bucks and added a few nice but still cheap pieces to

nothing is real
be trash
make weird shit
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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this joke is so dad it sent me to bed without supper
hope its not a murphy bed or she might get stood up (canned laughter)
currently making a date with my bed for valentines day
February 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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If you hear “Everything She Does is Magic” and you don’t start dancing, we cannot be friends.

Sorry.
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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WD-40 but(t) in suppository form. When ya just gotta chase that stubborn fucker out.
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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hope its not a murphy bed or she might get stood up (canned laughter)
currently making a date with my bed for valentines day
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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"Like ropes on a facial, these are the skeets of our lives..."
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Thank you! 😊
February 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Lol at Eddie Vedder fans that won’t listen to Bad Bunny because they “don’t understand what he’s saying.”
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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in the divorce, woke 2 got the whitest sport in existence
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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My Co-Pilot was not much of a conversationalist today
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but drama = dopamine and if you’re not careful, you’ll find yourself unconsciously seeking it out and sometimes creating it out of thin air
February 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Thank you! 💜
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Thank you! 😊💜
February 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
🥰🥰
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Thank you! 😊
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Thank you! 😊
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Thank you! 😊💜💜💜
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Thank you! 😊
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Thank you! 😊
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Thank you! 😊
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM