Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
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Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
· Jul 19
If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
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Birds are weird. They're either like "I can sing these two notes only and repeatedly for ever" or they're "yeah I can make any fucken noise I ever hear and you have no idea what I'm gonna say next"
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Birds are weird. They're either like "I can sing these two notes only and repeatedly for ever" or they're "yeah I can make any fucken noise I ever hear and you have no idea what I'm gonna say next"
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Them: don't get angry, get even
me: i don't get either, i just get awkward and reclusive and sad
me: i don't get either, i just get awkward and reclusive and sad
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Them: don't get angry, get even
me: i don't get either, i just get awkward and reclusive and sad
me: i don't get either, i just get awkward and reclusive and sad
Did it upset anyone else that after that EPIC rendition of the theme to "the neverending story", Suzie-poo got Plank's constant wrong by a factor of 10³⁴?
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Did it upset anyone else that after that EPIC rendition of the theme to "the neverending story", Suzie-poo got Plank's constant wrong by a factor of 10³⁴?
Surely the plural of bunkum is bunka?
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Surely the plural of bunkum is bunka?
Birds are weird. They're either like "I can sing these two notes only and repeatedly for ever" or they're "yeah I can make any fucken noise I ever hear and you have no idea what I'm gonna say next"
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Birds are weird. They're either like "I can sing these two notes only and repeatedly for ever" or they're "yeah I can make any fucken noise I ever hear and you have no idea what I'm gonna say next"
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when i get bored i sneak into my neighbor's yard and steal a part from his boat's engine and throw it into the woods
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
when i get bored i sneak into my neighbor's yard and steal a part from his boat's engine and throw it into the woods
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i’ve never met an onion ring i didn’t like
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i’ve never met an onion ring i didn’t like
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Leftism: how can we make life better for everyone?
Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?
Centrism: both sides make valid points
Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?
Centrism: both sides make valid points
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Leftism: how can we make life better for everyone?
Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?
Centrism: both sides make valid points
Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?
Centrism: both sides make valid points
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Boss: go to hell
Me: so stay? or leave? I’m confused
Me: so stay? or leave? I’m confused
December 8, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Boss: go to hell
Me: so stay? or leave? I’m confused
Me: so stay? or leave? I’m confused
saying "i'm a christian" can now mean anything from "i'm a gentle person who cares about everyone and forgives those who sin against me" to "i am a hateful monster who wants the world to go up in flames"
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
saying "i'm a christian" can now mean anything from "i'm a gentle person who cares about everyone and forgives those who sin against me" to "i am a hateful monster who wants the world to go up in flames"
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
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I'm down for peace on earth but good will to men?
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm down for peace on earth but good will to men?
your dad is a motherfucker
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
your dad is a motherfucker
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For someone to care, please press one.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
For someone to care, please press one.
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It’s Giving Tuesday.
*gives you a headache*
*gives you a headache*
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s Giving Tuesday.
*gives you a headache*
*gives you a headache*
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welcome to bluesky->shitposting
where the feeling of being right takes a backseat to just laughing a little
where the feeling of being right takes a backseat to just laughing a little
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
welcome to bluesky->shitposting
where the feeling of being right takes a backseat to just laughing a little
where the feeling of being right takes a backseat to just laughing a little
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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Take her shopping for his and her coffins on the first date to show how committed you are to making the relationship work.
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Take her shopping for his and her coffins on the first date to show how committed you are to making the relationship work.
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Participation is exhausting.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Participation is exhausting.
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An advent calendar, but full of different psych meds.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
An advent calendar, but full of different psych meds.
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I lost my shit so long ago that I’m not sure I could even identify it in a lineup.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I lost my shit so long ago that I’m not sure I could even identify it in a lineup.
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Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
April 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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scientists say they don’t know what autism looks like without trauma
I’d tell them, but I’d probably turn it into a joke halfway through to make everyone comfortable
I’d tell them, but I’d probably turn it into a joke halfway through to make everyone comfortable
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
scientists say they don’t know what autism looks like without trauma
I’d tell them, but I’d probably turn it into a joke halfway through to make everyone comfortable
I’d tell them, but I’d probably turn it into a joke halfway through to make everyone comfortable
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Shakespeare: what light through yonder window breaks?
Batman: that's for me. It's the bat signal.
Batman: that's for me. It's the bat signal.
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Shakespeare: what light through yonder window breaks?
Batman: that's for me. It's the bat signal.
Batman: that's for me. It's the bat signal.
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My party trick is not showing up
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My party trick is not showing up