Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
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Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
· Jul 19
If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
An autistic person's constant nightmare: being perceived.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
An autistic person's constant nightmare: being perceived.
Wife: you never talk to me
Also wife: *interrupts me reading a book to give me a story about a guy I've never met getting Alzheimer's*
Also wife: *interrupts me reading a book to give me a story about a guy I've never met getting Alzheimer's*
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Wife: you never talk to me
Also wife: *interrupts me reading a book to give me a story about a guy I've never met getting Alzheimer's*
Also wife: *interrupts me reading a book to give me a story about a guy I've never met getting Alzheimer's*
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Who called it taking mushrooms instead of claiming the morel high ground?
November 23, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Who called it taking mushrooms instead of claiming the morel high ground?
The radioscope turns, light moving where words never did.
Watching it spin
I can feel the shape of everything my father never said.
Watching it spin
I can feel the shape of everything my father never said.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The radioscope turns, light moving where words never did.
Watching it spin
I can feel the shape of everything my father never said.
Watching it spin
I can feel the shape of everything my father never said.
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[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
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Yes I might be a loser but I’m only a sore loser because I’m in my 40s and literally everything is sore
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yes I might be a loser but I’m only a sore loser because I’m in my 40s and literally everything is sore
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my head tilts sideways like a dog when i read a random good reply
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
my head tilts sideways like a dog when i read a random good reply
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“I’m a loser, baby”
“I’m a loser baby”
Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating.
“I’m a loser baby”
Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“I’m a loser, baby”
“I’m a loser baby”
Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating.
“I’m a loser baby”
Commas are important. Babies are too young to be so self-deprecating.
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my neurodivergence: *waves at your neurodivergence*
May 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
my neurodivergence: *waves at your neurodivergence*
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just got to say that icebergs are so magnificent
May 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
just got to say that icebergs are so magnificent
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Me: I have a pound of farmers, please
Cashier: that's not how a farmers' market works, sir
Cashier: that's not how a farmers' market works, sir
June 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Me: I have a pound of farmers, please
Cashier: that's not how a farmers' market works, sir
Cashier: that's not how a farmers' market works, sir
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If i had known the 21st century would involve so much beeping i would have stayed in the 20th
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If i had known the 21st century would involve so much beeping i would have stayed in the 20th
key limes are just limes. they taste like limes. they're not special.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
key limes are just limes. they taste like limes. they're not special.
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What’s the most annoying sound we could possibly use?
- Microsoft Teams marketing group
- Microsoft Teams marketing group
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What’s the most annoying sound we could possibly use?
- Microsoft Teams marketing group
- Microsoft Teams marketing group
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[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
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thinking of the time i told an ex her laugh made me wish i wasn't funny
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
thinking of the time i told an ex her laugh made me wish i wasn't funny
If i had known the 21st century would involve so much beeping i would have stayed in the 20th
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If i had known the 21st century would involve so much beeping i would have stayed in the 20th
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Finally received the results of my marine biology exam. I got a sea. *catapults phone into the sun
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Finally received the results of my marine biology exam. I got a sea. *catapults phone into the sun
my nervous system suggested fight or flight. I went with "loiter"
December 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
my nervous system suggested fight or flight. I went with "loiter"
Just got my 23AndMe reasults back. Apparently I'm 8 % wolf.
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just got my 23AndMe reasults back. Apparently I'm 8 % wolf.
the simple truth is that the truth is never simple
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the simple truth is that the truth is never simple
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Friends should anoint each other with fragrant oils for Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Friends should anoint each other with fragrant oils for Christmas
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If I have to boycott every evil media conglomerate, how am I gonna watch my stories
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I have to boycott every evil media conglomerate, how am I gonna watch my stories
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i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
If you're looking for entertainment this year and one of your friends or relatives has an ornamental set of letters that spell out
MERRY CHRISTMAS
You should be aware that you can rearrange said letters to spell
CREAMY SHITS
You are welcome.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
You should be aware that you can rearrange said letters to spell
CREAMY SHITS
You are welcome.
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you're looking for entertainment this year and one of your friends or relatives has an ornamental set of letters that spell out
MERRY CHRISTMAS
You should be aware that you can rearrange said letters to spell
CREAMY SHITS
You are welcome.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
You should be aware that you can rearrange said letters to spell
CREAMY SHITS
You are welcome.