Living_in_the_rhyme_light
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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
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“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
BUT HOW WILL I KNOW IF I’M ALLERGIC OR NOT IF I DON’T TAKE THIS PRESCRIBED MEDICATION???? The hell are we supposed to do??
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
BUT HOW WILL I KNOW IF I’M ALLERGIC OR NOT IF I DON’T TAKE THIS PRESCRIBED MEDICATION???? The hell are we supposed to do??
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It was only a matter of time…
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It was only a matter of time…
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The caffeine has hit my blood stream. I’m still indecisive, but I’m faster at it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The caffeine has hit my blood stream. I’m still indecisive, but I’m faster at it.
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Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.
November 21, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.
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As I like to say, whatthefuckever.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As I like to say, whatthefuckever.
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HOT TAKE: I deserve a reality in which I don’t have to be sad and/or angry 24/7.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
HOT TAKE: I deserve a reality in which I don’t have to be sad and/or angry 24/7.
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the energy i bring to my posts
[takes a no look shot that misses the basketball hoop by several feet]
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
the energy i bring to my posts
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[takes a no look shot that misses the basketball hoop by several feet]
July 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
[takes a no look shot that misses the basketball hoop by several feet]
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I say I'm fine a lot for someone who's still alive
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I say I'm fine a lot for someone who's still alive
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lifeguards get so mad when you wave at them from the deep end
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
lifeguards get so mad when you wave at them from the deep end
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Why did they call them cowardly internet trolls and not 'clickinshits'
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Why did they call them cowardly internet trolls and not 'clickinshits'
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“After you namaste it’s time to namago” I say as the yoga class tosses me over a cliff
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“After you namaste it’s time to namago” I say as the yoga class tosses me over a cliff
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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victor frankenstein disappointedly leaving a monster truck show
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
victor frankenstein disappointedly leaving a monster truck show
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It’s been 2 months… so I’m really struggling to understand why I don’t yet have 100 million followers constantly liking every funny or fucked up thing I say(!?).
August 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It’s been 2 months… so I’m really struggling to understand why I don’t yet have 100 million followers constantly liking every funny or fucked up thing I say(!?).
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Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
April 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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Being spun around on a playground merry go round would fix me.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Being spun around on a playground merry go round would fix me.
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Here’s a tip from me to you: you’ll never have to renew your bank card if you lose it every other month! No worries there.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Here’s a tip from me to you: you’ll never have to renew your bank card if you lose it every other month! No worries there.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
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I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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i started typing “i” and the suggested text was “ruined my life” so i guess my phone is pretty smart
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i started typing “i” and the suggested text was “ruined my life” so i guess my phone is pretty smart