Living_in_the_rhyme_light
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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
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“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.
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It’s been 2 months… so I’m really struggling to understand why I don’t yet have 100 million followers constantly liking every funny or fucked up thing I say(!?).
August 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It’s been 2 months… so I’m really struggling to understand why I don’t yet have 100 million followers constantly liking every funny or fucked up thing I say(!?).
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Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
April 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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Being spun around on a playground merry go round would fix me.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Being spun around on a playground merry go round would fix me.
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Here’s a tip from me to you: you’ll never have to renew your bank card if you lose it every other month! No worries there.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Here’s a tip from me to you: you’ll never have to renew your bank card if you lose it every other month! No worries there.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
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I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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i started typing “i” and the suggested text was “ruined my life” so i guess my phone is pretty smart
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i started typing “i” and the suggested text was “ruined my life” so i guess my phone is pretty smart
Man, the things I would do for a chocolate chip frappe *she wouldn’t do anything because she’s too lazy to get up off the couch*
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Man, the things I would do for a chocolate chip frappe *she wouldn’t do anything because she’s too lazy to get up off the couch*
I’d like to share my Halloween Christmas tree! Adorned with hidden horrors behind some decorations, once you see one, I want it to haunt you. (Multiple pin for love labubus)
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’d like to share my Halloween Christmas tree! Adorned with hidden horrors behind some decorations, once you see one, I want it to haunt you. (Multiple pin for love labubus)
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The great thing about having a bad memory is that you learn new things all the time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The great thing about having a bad memory is that you learn new things all the time.
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pleased to announce that i am no longer a hot mess (it’s winter and i’m a cold mess)
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
pleased to announce that i am no longer a hot mess (it’s winter and i’m a cold mess)
Me: how the hell did you find me so quickly?
Cop: well it was kind of easy to figure out the person who wrote a stalking letter with newspaper cutouts
Me:
Cop: you used the sticker that shows your name and address from that newspaper
Me: ahhhhh, yeah makes sense
Cop: well it was kind of easy to figure out the person who wrote a stalking letter with newspaper cutouts
Me:
Cop: you used the sticker that shows your name and address from that newspaper
Me: ahhhhh, yeah makes sense
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me: how the hell did you find me so quickly?
Cop: well it was kind of easy to figure out the person who wrote a stalking letter with newspaper cutouts
Me:
Cop: you used the sticker that shows your name and address from that newspaper
Me: ahhhhh, yeah makes sense
Cop: well it was kind of easy to figure out the person who wrote a stalking letter with newspaper cutouts
Me:
Cop: you used the sticker that shows your name and address from that newspaper
Me: ahhhhh, yeah makes sense
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🤣🤣
Then there's the IKEA-like furniture store:
You Don't Have Your Sit Together
Then there's the IKEA-like furniture store:
You Don't Have Your Sit Together
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Then there's the IKEA-like furniture store:
You Don't Have Your Sit Together
Then there's the IKEA-like furniture store:
You Don't Have Your Sit Together
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Hey, I'm just trying to make the Internet a better place one shitpost at a time.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Hey, I'm just trying to make the Internet a better place one shitpost at a time.
We made it to Saturday (I know, duhhh) well we can’t can’t forget EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN!
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
We made it to Saturday (I know, duhhh) well we can’t can’t forget EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN!
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Sorry but my best skeets come in clusters just like my fucks
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sorry but my best skeets come in clusters just like my fucks
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i’m starting to think you didn’t understand my joke, or you think it stinks. or you have me on mute.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i’m starting to think you didn’t understand my joke, or you think it stinks. or you have me on mute.
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[james cameron makes a delightful discovery while deep-sea diving with aussie actor, jackman]
cameron: oh! the-
hugh: manatee ?
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
cameron: oh! the-
hugh: manatee ?
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
[james cameron makes a delightful discovery while deep-sea diving with aussie actor, jackman]
cameron: oh! the-
hugh: manatee ?
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
cameron: oh! the-
hugh: manatee ?
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
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saying "stop it" when someone sneezes instead of bless you
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
saying "stop it" when someone sneezes instead of bless you
Ahh, if it isn’t my old nemesis
*gestures at everything*
*gestures at everything*
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ahh, if it isn’t my old nemesis
*gestures at everything*
*gestures at everything*
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hey there just continue being you
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
hey there just continue being you
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![a little bit of snow on the ground and everyone forgets how to drive [pics of train going across highway in the snow]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreiaugslkzg6tn3h4ahu3kkdipehkabr2w3iftl3h4q4gfshoyutlcy@jpeg)
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Every day I wake up
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Every day I wake up