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Living_in_the_rhyme_light

@catharticchaos.bsky.social

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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · Nov 12

“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1h

Friday woot! Remember Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 14h

oh yeah well could AI do THIS *gets trapped in sports bra*

Boo-greenia 👻 @eugreenia.bsky.social · 15h

oh yeah well could AI do THIS
*hiccups and burps at the same time *

Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 15h

oh yeah well could AI do THIS
*dribbles water down the front of their shirt*

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 14h

🤣😂

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 17h

Quick someone's coming in. Look happy!

[Looks in the mirror and cringes]

No! Not, like that. Just go hide.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 23h

Me: gets a smug look anytime the smoke from the fire blows to me.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Thursday we don’t forget Epstein Epstein Epstein!

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

😂🤣😂

Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Nice try Columbia house records.

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 5d

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 5d

imagine hating me and i’m just over here redoing confrontations in the shower

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Cock-blocked

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d

I always make sure to give your mom directions with landmarks.

Highway sign that reads Glory Hole Rec Area 1/4 Mile with indicators of boat ramp, boating, and off roading.

Because your mom likes all of them at the glory hole.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

🤣😂🤣

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

😂🤣

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 1d

support your local nervous system!!

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Ohmygosh yesss!!

Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

For that kinda video you’re gonna need to pay extra.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3d

It’s not treason if you jazz hands while doing it.

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Aww the disappointment!

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

🤣 we’re gonna be so rich!

Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

🤣😂🤣

Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Looking to start an OnlyFans for women over 40…it’s just women cooling their hot flashes with different fans.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 1d

Ghost putting it’s hand through the wall to give me the middle finger.

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