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everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
I DONT WANT WISDOM I WANT TO BE YOUNG AND OBLIVIOUS
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ive never really liked religion its a little too gaudy for me
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
how am i supposed to use a public toilet my cats are not there to sit on my feet
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
its all about curb appeal i think while trying to sell myself from the gutter
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
lets all just gain some perspective yes groceries are eating up our wages but housing is too so whos the real enemy here
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i went through an emotional transformation today i turned into an asshole when i was driving
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
tomorrow is gonna fucken suck i know this cause im psychic
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i only cook to make sure my smoke alarm works
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I would throw myself under a duvet for you.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Wile E. Pigeon
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
but i thought they were all international mens days
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Omnimpotent is what happens when you can tell someone has had a vasectomy just by looking at them
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Be the reason your family doesn't hold reunions anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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i really want an exotic cat for a pet but it sounds like an ocelot of commitment
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i faked that biting lip emoji
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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being gay is a gentle balance between consuming iced coffees and crippling depression naps.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Invite a clown into your tent, expect a circus
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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the 3 most important things about regional accents are locution, locution, locution it took me 4 hrs to write this crap you’re welcome
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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ok, i’m back, i think bluesky learned its lesson
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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"stiffy" is the funniest nickname for an erection don't @ me
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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was going to make soup but I ran out of thyme
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM