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NurseBrianRN
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saw this musical. did not care for it.
the way to a man heart is through here. or here. also, here. -gross anatomy lab instructor
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
by the time you finish reading this, Danielle Steel has written 3 novels.
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it’s important to hydrate
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
holy shit!
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
not saying i have a problem, but the ladies at my Taco Bell hosted friendsgiving this year.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
they say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper bunches all weird.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
is there a place where we can lay down and eat cheese?

-first day at work, orientation question
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
decorating the house for thanksgiving
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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One of the people in the meeting this morning was named Austin Powers and I'm pretty sure I just witnessed early days of a villain's backstory
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
if we’re not dance fighting, i don’t want any part of it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
i have a woman’s intuition.

and i refuse to give her back that shit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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i dont need to hear anyone's life story, i just wanna scritch your pupper's ears
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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An important part of being beautiful is you have to be pretty. But you must also be good-looking, which many people forget
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
it’s almost as if no one in this men’s prison shower wants to hear my recipe for coq au vin right now.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
balls is my preferred method for going deep.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
if you close your eyes and wish upon a christmas star, Cher will do your hair & makeup.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
being gay is a gentle balance between consuming iced coffees and crippling depression naps.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
a single-serve coffee maker is a great reminder every morning that i'll die alone.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
murder is like cilantro—you either love it or it tastes like soap.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
earrings are for gypsies and whores. -my grandma on the latest fashion trends
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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“Not one word, Barbara.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM