NurseBrianRN
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the way to a man heart is through here. or here. also, here. -gross anatomy lab instructor
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the way to a man heart is through here. or here. also, here. -gross anatomy lab instructor
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
by the time you finish reading this, Danielle Steel has written 3 novels.
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
by the time you finish reading this, Danielle Steel has written 3 novels.
it’s important to hydrate
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
it’s important to hydrate
not saying i have a problem, but the ladies at my Taco Bell hosted friendsgiving this year.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
not saying i have a problem, but the ladies at my Taco Bell hosted friendsgiving this year.
they say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper bunches all weird.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
they say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper bunches all weird.
is there a place where we can lay down and eat cheese?
-first day at work, orientation question
-first day at work, orientation question
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
is there a place where we can lay down and eat cheese?
-first day at work, orientation question
-first day at work, orientation question
decorating the house for thanksgiving
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
decorating the house for thanksgiving
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One of the people in the meeting this morning was named Austin Powers and I'm pretty sure I just witnessed early days of a villain's backstory
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One of the people in the meeting this morning was named Austin Powers and I'm pretty sure I just witnessed early days of a villain's backstory
if we’re not dance fighting, i don’t want any part of it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
if we’re not dance fighting, i don’t want any part of it.
i have a woman’s intuition.
and i refuse to give her back that shit.
and i refuse to give her back that shit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
i have a woman’s intuition.
and i refuse to give her back that shit.
and i refuse to give her back that shit.
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i dont need to hear anyone's life story, i just wanna scritch your pupper's ears
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i dont need to hear anyone's life story, i just wanna scritch your pupper's ears
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An important part of being beautiful is you have to be pretty. But you must also be good-looking, which many people forget
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
An important part of being beautiful is you have to be pretty. But you must also be good-looking, which many people forget
it’s almost as if no one in this men’s prison shower wants to hear my recipe for coq au vin right now.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
it’s almost as if no one in this men’s prison shower wants to hear my recipe for coq au vin right now.
balls is my preferred method for going deep.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
balls is my preferred method for going deep.
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Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Last night, I was bitten by a radioactive lawyer and woke up with power of attorney.
if you close your eyes and wish upon a christmas star, Cher will do your hair & makeup.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if you close your eyes and wish upon a christmas star, Cher will do your hair & makeup.
being gay is a gentle balance between consuming iced coffees and crippling depression naps.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
being gay is a gentle balance between consuming iced coffees and crippling depression naps.
a single-serve coffee maker is a great reminder every morning that i'll die alone.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
a single-serve coffee maker is a great reminder every morning that i'll die alone.
murder is like cilantro—you either love it or it tastes like soap.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
murder is like cilantro—you either love it or it tastes like soap.
earrings are for gypsies and whores. -my grandma on the latest fashion trends
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
earrings are for gypsies and whores. -my grandma on the latest fashion trends
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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“Not one word, Barbara.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Not one word, Barbara.”
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The squirrels will tell my story.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The squirrels will tell my story.