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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · Nov 14

saw this musical. did not care for it.

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 4h

may the lord be with you.

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 5h

leaving a bagel with cream cheese in between my teeth is how i create erotic tension in the workplace.

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 6h

fucking nailed it

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 17h

quitting my job to focus on my laundry

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22h

We are now taking donations of blowup costumes to Portland. These blowup costumes are desperately needed by protesters who are continuing to fight the good fight. Please note that we already have too many T-Rexs, so please, no more T-Rexs.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 23h

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 18h

👏 follow 👏 your 👏 dreams 👏

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 23h

"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 20h

fuck yeah, bread!!!

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1d

met a few of these in my day:

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 2d

driving in england be like:

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

Gonna wear my jorts with Sassy Bitch bedazzled on the ass when I go job hunting this week.

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 2d

called my mom’s therapist to find out what they’re working on, because it feels like “jack shit.”

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 3d

the vase is tired of your shit

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 3d

Dahmer 3:16

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 3d

operator: what’s your gamergency?

me: do you think i should get bangs?

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 4d

this economy is ruining livelihoods.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 5d

I'm watching the guy across the road using a leaf blower to blow his leaves into his neighbour's yard and friends, never stop learning

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5d

“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”

A fuzzy white kitten rests its front paws on an arm holding a pen hovering over a list.

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 5d

hmmmm, must be a short king

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 5d

rips box the fuck open

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 5d

when i said i wanted to be held…i did not mean accountable.

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 7d

😂😂😂😂😂

NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 7d

i’m more of a victim’s victim myself.