Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
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Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
· Nov 14
sometimes in the mornings i stand in front of the mirror screaming because my sleep paralysis demon drew dicks on my face the night before
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I don't wanna sound weird or nothin but plane tickets to Malta exist
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't wanna sound weird or nothin but plane tickets to Malta exist
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Congratulations @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social from @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social 🏆👑
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Congratulations @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social from @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social 🏆👑
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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reading poetry and crying on the couch, just as my ancestors imagined their bloodline to flow
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
reading poetry and crying on the couch, just as my ancestors imagined their bloodline to flow
i got a sandcastle heart
made out of fine black sand
sometimes it turns into glass
when shit gets hot
made out of fine black sand
sometimes it turns into glass
when shit gets hot
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
i got a sandcastle heart
made out of fine black sand
sometimes it turns into glass
when shit gets hot
made out of fine black sand
sometimes it turns into glass
when shit gets hot
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i keep my 3D printer in the bedroom in case i get any good ideas
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i keep my 3D printer in the bedroom in case i get any good ideas
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"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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apparently my cat prefers the water at the bottom of the bowl so she just tips it over and drinks off the floor
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
apparently my cat prefers the water at the bottom of the bowl so she just tips it over and drinks off the floor
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If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
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my Roomba just bumped into a chair & did a little spin like it was breakdancing… okay buddy, settle down.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
my Roomba just bumped into a chair & did a little spin like it was breakdancing… okay buddy, settle down.
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they’re fortifying me with riboflavin later today
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
they’re fortifying me with riboflavin later today
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i wish the abyss would stop calling me mother
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i wish the abyss would stop calling me mother
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Abled people don't realize, because they don't go to the ER, that even having a stroke or cancer doesn't at all guarantee a doctor will try to figure out what is wrong.
There's a good chance they'll just be given some Tylenol and told to lose weight, rest, etc.
There's a good chance they'll just be given some Tylenol and told to lose weight, rest, etc.
August 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Abled people don't realize, because they don't go to the ER, that even having a stroke or cancer doesn't at all guarantee a doctor will try to figure out what is wrong.
There's a good chance they'll just be given some Tylenol and told to lose weight, rest, etc.
There's a good chance they'll just be given some Tylenol and told to lose weight, rest, etc.
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ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ever since i was a child i always knew i wanted to mine every single moment of my waking life to make jokes on a computer
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wtf is chutes and ladders? when i was a kid it was *snakes* and berenstains.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
wtf is chutes and ladders? when i was a kid it was *snakes* and berenstains.
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I smell like a dog, which is to say extremely well, I can detect even faint scents
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I smell like a dog, which is to say extremely well, I can detect even faint scents
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It’s an ordinary sort of magic like fireflies or fingerprints.
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It’s an ordinary sort of magic like fireflies or fingerprints.
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- Do you sing?
- Only in the shower.
- And how long has it been since you last sang?
- Only in the shower.
- And how long has it been since you last sang?
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
- Do you sing?
- Only in the shower.
- And how long has it been since you last sang?
- Only in the shower.
- And how long has it been since you last sang?
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TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels