turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive.
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲
for the love of the joke
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲
for the love of the joke
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
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turbo jerry
@turbojerry.bsky.social
· Oct 14
now the way that i see it
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on
everything begins in your light;
your center
so leave your light on
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Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
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Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Women, we could definitely learn a thing or two from cats about protecting our peace
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So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thought I was having a heart attack last night and for one brief moment, I remembered what hope feels like.
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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the secret seasoning on this year’s turkey will be my ground up teeth
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
the secret seasoning on this year’s turkey will be my ground up teeth
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
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i may never skeet a banger but at least i have a life. what? you post bangers, are an expert in your field, and have a healthy social life? ok, but have you ever opened a fun sized starburst wrapper and it had a red AND a pink piece?
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i may never skeet a banger but at least i have a life. what? you post bangers, are an expert in your field, and have a healthy social life? ok, but have you ever opened a fun sized starburst wrapper and it had a red AND a pink piece?
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia
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Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pills aren't enough - please sugar coat all of my things
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You gotta keep the mane thing the mane thing
Horses and some lions probably
Horses and some lions probably
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You gotta keep the mane thing the mane thing
Horses and some lions probably
Horses and some lions probably
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You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
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According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
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ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
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It's like my grandpa always said
Shut the door I'm taking a dump!
Shut the door I'm taking a dump!
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's like my grandpa always said
Shut the door I'm taking a dump!
Shut the door I'm taking a dump!
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who up modifying they milk ingredients
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
who up modifying they milk ingredients
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Trying to teach my 69 year old mother how to download Netflix and bed rot successfully
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Trying to teach my 69 year old mother how to download Netflix and bed rot successfully
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rfk jr cancelling headphones
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
rfk jr cancelling headphones
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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i googled ‘felching’ so you wouldn’t have to, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
i googled ‘felching’ so you wouldn’t have to, Charlie Brown
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people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,