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this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life

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Pinned
what if i was a tiny mouse, sitting in a hole in a tree watching the spring rain fall on the forest floor?
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Mood
a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
Alt: a guiljotine
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Happy fascism as sport weekend to all who celebrate. Or put another way… how we sell USAin fascism to the world through the maiming of our athletes in modern day coliseums filled with drunken plague-rats
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Hey, so…I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can be a pervert without being a creep.
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Eyad quote:"I'm asking my friends to share my campaign because my accounts are being closed quickly, and I can't continue because of these closures.
I'm so sorry for the inconvenience. 🙏
Please tell them to mention and share my campaign; it's better for me. 🫂" #Gaza
January 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Fascism is fundamentally based on disregard for bodily autonomy and consent, which is why fascism is so hospitable to pedophiles, rapists, and transphobes.
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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invented a new word: plagiarism
February 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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she was the gee to my willikers
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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I live in the economic friend zone: not poor enough to be poor, yet not rich enough to be rich.
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 AM
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talking about the weather is generally the lowest form of discourse but i can’t hold it in anymore: this weather is bullshit
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Releasing my pheromones like venom
February 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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sorry man i can't cover your shift i'm busy aura farming
February 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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To finish off the memory lane of today...

A picture of the Westernmost place I've ever been to: Salt Spring Island (CA).

I remember seeing ravens dance in mid-air, flying from one of the Gulf Islands to the next. And this was the view at dawn from the place I was staying at...
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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honestly jolene you can fucking have him, good luck girl
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
lol I’ve been having periods for over twenty years at this point yet still every time I am breathless from a particularly bitey cramp, I remember that the book which told me the best way to deal with pain (SIMILAR TO LABOUR ) was written by a man who said to try yoga and to continue my daily life.
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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a new olympic event which is basically luge but they have to eat a bowl of soup while they go down the track and you lose points every time there's spillage
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Guess I'm just built different (vestigial tail)
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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That’s me at the Kroger,
That’s me at the Shop Rite
Shopping for my kitchen
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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I thought I got a 5lb pork shoulder which is already respectable but it’s actually 9.5lb so I get to have fun meditating for the next hour trimming and cleaning this for the largest batch of chile verde I have ever made. This is prepping, this is the unseen labor of community organizing, baby.
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Like , even if it’s plain chicken it’s jerk chicken. Cuz you’re a jerk.
February 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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do not go piggly into that good wiggly
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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When a basset hound's jowls droop, it's adorable, breed appropriate and perfect, when mine do it's unnatural, unsettling and I'm melting.
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Marking texts from my mom as spam
February 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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*waking up in a panic* did I hit my car lock button five or six times? I can only remember five.
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM