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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
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this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life

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what if i was a tiny mouse, sitting in a hole in a tree watching the spring rain fall on the forest floor?
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Night Sovereignty 🌙

Lucas Garcete
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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It could be worse? You know it, baby! And it will be. Soon!!!
February 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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October 30, 2023 at 3:06 PM
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I wish I could afford wet food for every meal
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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Sorry guys I entered a deep and peaceful slumber and when the Eternal Worm asked if I wanted to continue in that state I kept saying yes until I remembered it was bin night coming up
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Two lads. No. Two Men.

Two Men sharing a didgeridoo, one at each end, sharing an unforgettable sensual experience where they share one breath and one vision.
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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practicing my human voice for later
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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Anyone else notice the druid who lives in their shed muttering an awful lot about terrible omens lately?
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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I like skittering about in the wheels of misfortune but it always gets me so sleepy
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Petting the rough of my own neck with one rugged, strong hand while I say "easy, boy, easy" between bites of a carrot. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. A child might say it is unfair my horse has me pet us both, but then the horse never jumps on my back. Different strengths.
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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I had the Grinch over to my house to watch the Super Bowl last night. He actually has insane ball knowledge, he played in high school I think. Really interesting guy. Unfortunately he stole like 6 pounds of deli meat out of my fridge so I don't think I'm going to invite him back.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Some stuff is mistakes
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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tib-fib fracture after getting my left leg stuck in the giant see-saw on the westminster dog show agility course
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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Tucking myself in betwixt two voluptuous sheets of lasagna ✨
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Bluesky - It's For Jokes Only™
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
if ur mean to me online this is who ur being mean to
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Don’t believe peas? Just watch 🫛
*uptown funk bass line plays in back ground while I spoon peas from the pan onto my plate and back again~while I question what the right portion of peas is ad infinitum*
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
*uptown funk bass line plays in back ground while I spoon peas from the pan onto my plate and back again~while I question what the right portion of peas is ad infinitum*
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Last night I was boldly proclaiming myself as being immune to propaganda and cult when my wife helpfully reminded me that one time at a very fancy sushi restaurant I let the chef feed me an egg yolk from his palm like I was a horsey.
February 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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Someone give us lots of money to make this

It's like 'Blood and Honey' but good
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Penny Lane: the horror movie
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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what's the tog rating on that ricotta
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Tucking myself in betwixt two voluptuous sheets of lasagna ✨
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
If penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE AND WHY WONT IT STOP COMING OUT DEAR GOD WHY WONT IT STOP
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM