𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
@fleurkenstein.bsky.social
#YNWA
i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
she/her/comrade ☭
alt text or die
pfp: woman/w fire
banner: orange paisley
i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
she/her/comrade ☭
alt text or die
pfp: woman/w fire
banner: orange paisley
Pinned
Tucking myself in betwixt two voluptuous sheets of lasagna ✨
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Can anyone help me get a few more nights in a hotel?
If im on the streets I would die, it would be over.
If im on the streets I would die, it would be over.
For reasons beyond my control im back in a hotel, the house i was in wasnae safe.
I have two nights i need to make £35 a night just to survive. X
PP; [email protected]
I have two nights i need to make £35 a night just to survive. X
PP; [email protected]
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Can anyone help me get a few more nights in a hotel?
If im on the streets I would die, it would be over.
If im on the streets I would die, it would be over.
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Literally seeth when people refer to me as an expat. I'm an immigrant plain and simple. Rather shit in my hands and clap than claim expat as a title.
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Literally seeth when people refer to me as an expat. I'm an immigrant plain and simple. Rather shit in my hands and clap than claim expat as a title.
You don’t become an “expat” because you’re white and have a healthy bank balance~you are an immigrant~you just think it’s different/better because it’s you 🥲 well it’s not; hope that helps!
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 PM
You don’t become an “expat” because you’re white and have a healthy bank balance~you are an immigrant~you just think it’s different/better because it’s you 🥲 well it’s not; hope that helps!
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Beating my intern with a cudgel for leaving only a meagre offering of piss in the toilet
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Beating my intern with a cudgel for leaving only a meagre offering of piss in the toilet
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please let me know if you hear about any haunted libraries that are hiring
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
please let me know if you hear about any haunted libraries that are hiring
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I spent a long time trying to figure out what to do with my Harry Potter books, because just dumping them in a little free library felt wrong. So I mailed them to this artist who was turning them into portraits of murdered trans women
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
Artist uses Harry Potter books to make portraits of murdered trans women
A Vermont-based artist is making a statement after using Harry Potter books to make powerful portraits of murdered trans women.
www.thepinknews.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I spent a long time trying to figure out what to do with my Harry Potter books, because just dumping them in a little free library felt wrong. So I mailed them to this artist who was turning them into portraits of murdered trans women
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
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Please keep my imaginary best friend Louis Longebones in your prayers. He’s 12 feet tall and hates spaghetti and just learned he’s got the rickets
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Please keep my imaginary best friend Louis Longebones in your prayers. He’s 12 feet tall and hates spaghetti and just learned he’s got the rickets
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grunting and rolling around in a drainage ditch after eating a lot of grass
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
grunting and rolling around in a drainage ditch after eating a lot of grass
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Entropy is a humiliation ritual
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Entropy is a humiliation ritual
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today in 'questioning people's font selection'
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
today in 'questioning people's font selection'
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Guys stop arguing & help me destroy the degenerate hapsburgs
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Guys stop arguing & help me destroy the degenerate hapsburgs
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imagine getting dunked on in iambic pentameter
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
imagine getting dunked on in iambic pentameter
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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here being an insufferable bitch
June 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here being an insufferable bitch
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*dressed as fred flintstone to make your bed rock but then i remember all the horrors in the world*
i yabba dabba do-not want to think about that rn
i yabba dabba do-not want to think about that rn
May 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
*dressed as fred flintstone to make your bed rock but then i remember all the horrors in the world*
i yabba dabba do-not want to think about that rn
i yabba dabba do-not want to think about that rn
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saying ‘here’s the old girl now’ like im surprised my vagina showed up for this smear appointment
June 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
saying ‘here’s the old girl now’ like im surprised my vagina showed up for this smear appointment
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in a spot of trouble because i escaped from my enclosure again last night and now i can’t get back in
June 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
in a spot of trouble because i escaped from my enclosure again last night and now i can’t get back in
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getting cosy on a bed of leaves inside a hollow log, while the moon shines brightly above✨
June 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
getting cosy on a bed of leaves inside a hollow log, while the moon shines brightly above✨
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in my slag era (tidying slag into neat piles after smelting iron all day for the empire)
June 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
in my slag era (tidying slag into neat piles after smelting iron all day for the empire)
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*slowly sliding my besocked foot into the fur lined croc held by the prince’s assistant*
June 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
*slowly sliding my besocked foot into the fur lined croc held by the prince’s assistant*
I stand by this.
Capri trousers are an affront to god
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I stand by this.
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Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Fr tho chat, do you think Olive stayed with Popeye because his dick pumped up when he ate spinach or was he just a generous lover in other ways?¿
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getting tanked up on mead while I baroque out to the harpsichord
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
getting tanked up on mead while I baroque out to the harpsichord
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Steins, New Mexico
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Steins, New Mexico
Somehow this is 35 today? Always iconic. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmr...
Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy
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February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Somehow this is 35 today? Always iconic. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmr...