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@fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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#YNWA i like moss this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life alt text or die pfp: woman w/fire effect banner: josé mourinho hiding
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · Jul 25
Upsetting my family by asking if they want ‘bread lube’ on their sandwiches.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 31m
You expect me to take you seriously with those eyebrows?
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1h
Could you teach me how to dougie?
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dly.bsky.social
d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11h
I watched a video captioned “You can Dougie to anything if you aren’t a coward” and then he proceeded to Dougie to Linger by The Cranberries
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Take a nap at lunch 🫡
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dly.bsky.social
d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 21h
it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 6h
What if he was THE ONE
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xinicit.bsky.social
Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 2d
Everyone can have a little crash out as a treat
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1d
🥹🥹🥹
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1d
What in the fuck is happening over there 😭😭😭
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Apr 1
it’s April Fool’s day !

𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d
after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1d
😭
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1d
What do we do if we already have inconsolable sorrows
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1d
bittersweet to read there’s finally a treatment for the disease I’m fighting to survive.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 1d
*spits drink* YOURE PUTTING TOOTHBRUSHES WHERE
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bough.cloud
Pang OfFearnity @bough.cloud · 2d
(calmly) Ah. Real monsters.
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sophamir.bsky.social
sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 2d
[me logging in] zoinks
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2d
Like…like the dentist?
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2d
Enjoying Australian sunset a man called Glen said to me over his beer that I looked like princess di and me being emotionally fecund asked if I looked like a dead body and I’m sorry for ruining your beer that day Glen
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2d
From like, the back garden????? *staring ahead*
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2d
It really is! Thanks for sharing 🙃
fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2d
Wow
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2d
No. Your day has been chosen, you are a seat 💺
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2d
It turns out you need a lot of oxygen for good hair? I don’t think it’s been good for a while 🥹
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fleurkenstein.bsky.social
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 2d
Oh shit that would be great with a chicken sandwich 🥹
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