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Pinned
Tucking myself in betwixt two voluptuous sheets of lasagna ✨
Somehow this is 35 today? Always iconic. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWmr...
Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy
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February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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📍 in the pit windmilling to a seven minute lute solo during greensleeves
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Hastily climbing back into the Time Machine before I could reach the second verse of nin’s Closer, while Shakespeare fervently scrawls onto parchment, breathless and tugging at his britches.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Rolling back the sheets (a rose petal) to reveal my bougie bed (the silk soft interior of an acorn)
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
*lining up shots of pepto bismal*
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Hastily climbing back into the Time Machine before I could reach the second verse of nin’s Closer, while Shakespeare fervently scrawls onto parchment, breathless and tugging at his britches.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Reply guy behavior is evidence that not enough men have been told to shut the fuck up even once in their lives
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Introducing a new dance craze called lying on the ground in a fetal position and softly whimpering
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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sticking it to the man by walking into Tesco and asking every member of staff where they keep the OAT MILK
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Part of the beauty here was the fact we didn’t have drafts so it was just a mass brainstorming event 💔
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
📍 in the pit windmilling to a seven minute lute solo during greensleeves
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Night Sovereignty 🌙

Lucas Garcete
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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It could be worse? You know it, baby! And it will be. Soon!!!
February 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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October 30, 2023 at 3:06 PM
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I wish I could afford wet food for every meal
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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Sorry guys I entered a deep and peaceful slumber and when the Eternal Worm asked if I wanted to continue in that state I kept saying yes until I remembered it was bin night coming up
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Two lads. No. Two Men.

Two Men sharing a didgeridoo, one at each end, sharing an unforgettable sensual experience where they share one breath and one vision.
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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practicing my human voice for later
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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Anyone else notice the druid who lives in their shed muttering an awful lot about terrible omens lately?
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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I like skittering about in the wheels of misfortune but it always gets me so sleepy
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Petting the rough of my own neck with one rugged, strong hand while I say "easy, boy, easy" between bites of a carrot. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. A child might say it is unfair my horse has me pet us both, but then the horse never jumps on my back. Different strengths.
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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I had the Grinch over to my house to watch the Super Bowl last night. He actually has insane ball knowledge, he played in high school I think. Really interesting guy. Unfortunately he stole like 6 pounds of deli meat out of my fridge so I don't think I'm going to invite him back.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Some stuff is mistakes
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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tib-fib fracture after getting my left leg stuck in the giant see-saw on the westminster dog show agility course
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM