Hotsie🎀Tozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
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Hotsie🎀Tozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
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Movie idea it’s the day of the big game and the coach is giving a speech and he says let’s win this one for our player who died in a horrible car wreck and the team captain says coach that was all of us the movie is called Ghost Team
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Movie idea it’s the day of the big game and the coach is giving a speech and he says let’s win this one for our player who died in a horrible car wreck and the team captain says coach that was all of us the movie is called Ghost Team
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The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
DOGE no longer has ‘centralized leadership’ under White House tech team, personnel head says
The team that was altered to house DOGE — formerly the U.S. Digital Service — is also still doing its own technology work across agencies.
www.nextgov.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
#CharlieBrownJesus
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
#CharlieBrownJesus
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Feel free to use this as your social media profile for the day he dies.
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Feel free to use this as your social media profile for the day he dies.
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Vintage dollhouse cat from my collection. Pictured on Francie for no particular reason at all.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Vintage dollhouse cat from my collection. Pictured on Francie for no particular reason at all.
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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Seems like this is winding down. But a pink frog has arrived.
"No pizza for Nazis!"
"No pizza for Nazis!"
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Seems like this is winding down. But a pink frog has arrived.
"No pizza for Nazis!"
"No pizza for Nazis!"
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So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
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her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
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I hope if anything radioactive ever bites me it happens when I'm wearing this outfit (pale blue underpants and a green tank top)
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I hope if anything radioactive ever bites me it happens when I'm wearing this outfit (pale blue underpants and a green tank top)
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Everything’s terrible but at least there’s less of it now, for more money.
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Everything’s terrible but at least there’s less of it now, for more money.
My favorite thing to eat while I’m on that ride at an amusement park where they strap you in a little metal chair and then spin you in a circle 50 feet above ground for 2.5-4 minutes is chicken tenders and a coke
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My favorite thing to eat while I’m on that ride at an amusement park where they strap you in a little metal chair and then spin you in a circle 50 feet above ground for 2.5-4 minutes is chicken tenders and a coke
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honk if your inner child found a refrigerator in the woods
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
honk if your inner child found a refrigerator in the woods
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
GROK fucked my wife :-(
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
GROK fucked my wife :-(
Neighborhood watch has me on their list because that one time my therapy raccoon “Wild Larry” took off on my riding lawnmower and ran over some kid’s lemonade stand smdm
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Neighborhood watch has me on their list because that one time my therapy raccoon “Wild Larry” took off on my riding lawnmower and ran over some kid’s lemonade stand smdm
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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It's Trans Day of Remembrance. I don't know a single trans person who hasn't lost another trans person in their circle. Please hold them in your hearts today, even if their names are new to you.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It's Trans Day of Remembrance. I don't know a single trans person who hasn't lost another trans person in their circle. Please hold them in your hearts today, even if their names are new to you.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
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even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees