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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
realizing my buddy’s band is going to keep playing gigs and eventually I’ll run out of excuses not to go damn
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
realizing my buddy’s band is going to keep playing gigs and eventually I’ll run out of excuses not to go damn
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gonna name my son paul [sic] after that part of a bicycle freewheel that goes click click click click
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
gonna name my son paul [sic] after that part of a bicycle freewheel that goes click click click click
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slop goblin sucking back a gallon of slop
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
slop goblin sucking back a gallon of slop
slop goblin sucking back a gallon of slop
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
slop goblin sucking back a gallon of slop
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Man fuck the color blue
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Man fuck the color blue
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Me: I wonder what the 20 best bathtub scenes are.
The Guardian:
The Guardian:
January 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Me: I wonder what the 20 best bathtub scenes are.
The Guardian:
The Guardian:
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I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I don’t want to dickride the librarian but it is really bad to be loud here bro
gonna name my son paul [sic] after that part of a bicycle freewheel that goes click click click click
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
gonna name my son paul [sic] after that part of a bicycle freewheel that goes click click click click
would
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
would
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A pizza except the crust is a glowing light, and the toppings are darkness, and you don't eat it, it eats you.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A pizza except the crust is a glowing light, and the toppings are darkness, and you don't eat it, it eats you.
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Moss Monday is kinda fucked up this week because we agreed to do a crossover with that bitch Mushroom Monday. Back next time like normal without mushrooms
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Moss Monday is kinda fucked up this week because we agreed to do a crossover with that bitch Mushroom Monday. Back next time like normal without mushrooms
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Sorry, the deal is for a double post on this. #mossmonday #mushroommonday
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sorry, the deal is for a double post on this. #mossmonday #mushroommonday
Moss Monday is kinda fucked up this week because we agreed to do a crossover with that bitch Mushroom Monday. Back next time like normal without mushrooms
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Moss Monday is kinda fucked up this week because we agreed to do a crossover with that bitch Mushroom Monday. Back next time like normal without mushrooms
sorry america — I’m not going to engage w/ your fucked up thanksgiving rituals again this year. Youre on your own this time
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
sorry america — I’m not going to engage w/ your fucked up thanksgiving rituals again this year. Youre on your own this time
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The song Regulate by Warren G (feat. Nate Dogg) is the story of two men who want to have sex with women but then they get in a gun fight with other men before finding women to have sex with
August 6, 2024 at 6:11 AM
The song Regulate by Warren G (feat. Nate Dogg) is the story of two men who want to have sex with women but then they get in a gun fight with other men before finding women to have sex with
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when you get an avocado that feels perfectly ripe but it’s all shitty inside, you should be allowed to sue everybody
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
when you get an avocado that feels perfectly ripe but it’s all shitty inside, you should be allowed to sue everybody
when you get an avocado that feels perfectly ripe but it’s all shitty inside, you should be allowed to sue everybody
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
when you get an avocado that feels perfectly ripe but it’s all shitty inside, you should be allowed to sue everybody
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Who up deleting they flops
July 16, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Who up deleting they flops
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bluesky trading cards with all the stats like how many flops
December 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
bluesky trading cards with all the stats like how many flops
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me: nobody remembers your flops so basically just keep posting
therapist: mmhm
me:
therapist: right. you said your mother had “the poster’s spirit” what did you mean by that
therapist: mmhm
me:
therapist: right. you said your mother had “the poster’s spirit” what did you mean by that
August 6, 2024 at 6:06 AM
me: nobody remembers your flops so basically just keep posting
therapist: mmhm
me:
therapist: right. you said your mother had “the poster’s spirit” what did you mean by that
therapist: mmhm
me:
therapist: right. you said your mother had “the poster’s spirit” what did you mean by that
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looks like the geese are all flying south what do they know?!
September 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
looks like the geese are all flying south what do they know?!