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Lord Juiblex

@lordjuiblex.bsky.social

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My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · Jul 13

A weird little boy in jacket and tie with his hand on his face and the words I CHOOSE NOT TO PARTICIPATE.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

I am an artist because I had a vasectomy when I was a baby. Aargh Eff Kay Junior taught me this with his magic frog voice.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

I will make the largest chainsaw in the world. 🤔

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

Some people don't eat veal because they think it's cruel. But I don't feel like the veal is being cruel because it's dead and I'm eating it. How is the veal bring cruel? It's delicious. People are such idiots.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

I drank a glass of ocean but then I threw up. 😔

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

The erotic adventures of a broken pencil you flushed down the toilet because you were drunk. Chapter one: The Land of the Shit Maggots. "Where am I?" the broken pencil asked itself. A shit maggot appeared. "You are in my world now, motherfucker," the shit maggot said.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

Nice. ☺️👍

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 4h

You cannot eat the entire earth but it is fun to try. Oh no. I have broken my jaw. 😑

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, but now what? 🤔

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 7h

Who even am I? 🤔

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 7h

THE BUG OF FUCK

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 12h

I have never done it. I just like the corner of this building. 🥰

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 16h

Face drawn with a fountain pen on a square of paper.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 17h

Yikes. And yet described romantically...? 😁

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

A little concert in my underwear.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

This is where the magic happens.

Photo of the corner of a curling rink photographed at night in the City of Ottawa.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

I was going to follow you back but food adventure is such a part of my soul that your words physically hurt me.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

You know what you did.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

That cat is drunk.

Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

He's a cartoon of masculinity who thinks weakness can always be defeated by an act of will. It's why he dresses in big boy suits and eats nothing but meat. The man is trapped inside the myth he made for himself and it's killing him.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

Al of this to say: Jordan Peterson is not a very good psychologist.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

JBP was a practicing psychologist. He's very big on men and masculinity. His dad died and he had to empty out the house. That would be tough for anyone. So framing his illness as "systemic inflammatory response syndrome" seems bizarre. It's a not very believable illness.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

Jordan B. Peterson's father died. He had to clean out his dead father's house. His daughter says the mould in the house exacerbated a medical condition that has put JBP in peril. When she describes it, she says "my grandfather's house" not JBP's father's house.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

Guest of the hellish void. 🥰🥰🥰

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

"would yooooou liiiiike tooooo beeee added tooooo ouuuur maiiiling liiiiiist" hissed the creatures living in the hellish void.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 1d

"would yooooou liiiiike tooooo beeee added tooooo ouuuur maiiiling liiiiiist" hissed the creatures living in the hellish void.

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