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Lord Juiblex
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My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
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"Your rain of error must end," I yell at the local weatherman.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's bad luck to open an umbrella inside your butthole.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Please feel free to use this gif wherever you feel that it enriches the discussion and elevates the tone of discourse.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"my meat prison is considerably less useful than what we crawl towards a technological singularity my meat prison is not significant"

-Slime City, "My Meat Prison is Not Significant"
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Sending this art to an advertising agency as a bribe to get information about an old diarrhea commercial.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A pizza except the crust is a glowing light, and the toppings are darkness, and you don't eat it, it eats you.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fill your ears with cooked spaghetti. You will never feel more alive.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The one-winged bee flies a lazy circle around the burning beehive.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The factory where they make sex dolls for squids is closing. Where will I find sexual satisfaction for my squid now? I am very upset. My squid regularly made love with their products.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Elon Musk: If...if you want to have a good time... at a party.... ask Grok to make a fart sound. Oh my god. And then? Say, make it wetter. And keep asking for wetter and wetter farts. Oh my god, it's so great.

Joe Rogan: And the thing that's incredible is it just keeps getting better.

EM: Yeah.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Good morning, fellow aberrations.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Prove you're human by hating yourself.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
DECORATIVE
STUPIDITY
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Every car accident has a secret name. If you know the name, and speak it during the accident, a very sexy gargoyle in a bikini will appear and give you a novelty check for $50,000.
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
WHAT IF
WE WERE
SOUP?
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A friend snuck past our security cam and then threw a gift for us. My wife added sound effects.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Can I live with his hat cropped like this? 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My printer paper is 11x17 and the dollar store only sells 11x14 picture frames and that's why I wish to see the human race ended.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A ritual is just nonsense repeated over and over until you convince yourself it has meaning.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Back of a postcard to a friend.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM