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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 12h

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 15h

honk if the singer will have to visit the drummer's house for the reunion

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d

you: [freaking the fuck out] RESTORE ALL TABS

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d

[hissed into intercom] welcome to stuff you'll throw away

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I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social · 1d

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d

[hissed into intercom] pain is a form of intelligence

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d

you: [absently] I lead a very interior life

mcdonalds intercom: you're holding up the line

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d

a map w pins everywhere we've had sex that spells FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 1d

cop: you have the right to remain silent

john cage: *smiles*

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 4d

[to doctor] on a scale of “everything is” to “stunningly”

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 4d

honk if the gap in our experience of recent events does not give me faith in the success of our mutual endeavors

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 4d

honk if the phrase "leaned in" should always be italicised

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 6d

[cracks knuckles] everything is bad dot book dot death

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 6d

a refrigerator shaped like a giant geek bar

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 6d

you are not alone

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 6d

there’s our answer

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 6d

honk if it doesn’t matter that you wonder if it matters

Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 7d

a smart car that vapes

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