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sorry I muttered "we're the turkey" to your baby
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
sorry I muttered "we're the turkey" to your baby
anhedonia is a fine name for a girl
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
anhedonia is a fine name for a girl
a turkey pardoning the president
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
a turkey pardoning the president
dreamt: a memoir called: grey poupon
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
dreamt: a memoir called: grey poupon
a vhs tape on fire in a bird nest
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
a vhs tape on fire in a bird nest
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
popular culture: be true to yourself!
self: *ever shifting cipher occasionally assigned to an unreliable collection of molecules*
self: *ever shifting cipher occasionally assigned to an unreliable collection of molecules*
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
popular culture: be true to yourself!
self: *ever shifting cipher occasionally assigned to an unreliable collection of molecules*
self: *ever shifting cipher occasionally assigned to an unreliable collection of molecules*
[stares at self] how did I fit in there
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
[stares at self] how did I fit in there
[yelling over club music] I said I love my mom
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
[yelling over club music] I said I love my mom
honk if you long for the god your mother believes in
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
honk if you long for the god your mother believes in
honk if you’ve always been honking,
long before there were ears to hear it
long before there were ears to hear it
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
honk if you’ve always been honking,
long before there were ears to hear it
long before there were ears to hear it
sure sex is great but have you ever loved someone so much the idea of losing them guts you like a trout
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
sure sex is great but have you ever loved someone so much the idea of losing them guts you like a trout
a tree that slowly chases you over the course of many decades
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a tree that slowly chases you over the course of many decades
[to a tree] we're both right
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
[to a tree] we're both right
honk if you're horny for truth
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
honk if you're horny for truth
wanna feel old? everything has always been happening
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
wanna feel old? everything has always been happening
honk if your endless adolescence becomes a midlife crisis the day your ironic mustache becomes a mustache
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
honk if your endless adolescence becomes a midlife crisis the day your ironic mustache becomes a mustache
honk if your inner child found a refrigerator in the woods
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
honk if your inner child found a refrigerator in the woods
trebek: the sound of the front door in your childhood home
the smell of the inside of your father’s hat
the part of the roof you could access via the trellis
each family member’s distinctive footsteps in the hall
the smell of woodsmoke
contestant: what was lost
the smell of the inside of your father’s hat
the part of the roof you could access via the trellis
each family member’s distinctive footsteps in the hall
the smell of woodsmoke
contestant: what was lost
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
trebek: the sound of the front door in your childhood home
the smell of the inside of your father’s hat
the part of the roof you could access via the trellis
each family member’s distinctive footsteps in the hall
the smell of woodsmoke
contestant: what was lost
the smell of the inside of your father’s hat
the part of the roof you could access via the trellis
each family member’s distinctive footsteps in the hall
the smell of woodsmoke
contestant: what was lost
honk if the only thing you do in moderation is earn money
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
honk if the only thing you do in moderation is earn money
honk if you have the wrong face
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
honk if you have the wrong face
honk if the want hearts what it hearts
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
honk if the want hearts what it hearts
honk if the real toyotathon is within
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
honk if the real toyotathon is within
honk if sisyphus seeks rock
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
honk if sisyphus seeks rock
honk if you’re an impossible burger on an everything bagel
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
honk if you’re an impossible burger on an everything bagel
a beige pt cruiser w huge cargo pockets on the side that shuttles people to & from old navy
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
a beige pt cruiser w huge cargo pockets on the side that shuttles people to & from old navy