Retsoor
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what idiot called it auto & not fan fiction
February 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
what idiot called it auto & not fan fiction
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@retsoor.bsky.social in here somewhere
February 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
@retsoor.bsky.social in here somewhere
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There's a better way to use car alarm
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bsky.app/profile/damn...
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bsky.app/profile/damn...
February 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
There's a better way to use car alarm
iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/track/hopewe...
bsky.app/profile/damn...
iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/track/hopewe...
bsky.app/profile/damn...
honk if using an “IQ test” is the diagnostic tool
February 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
honk if using an “IQ test” is the diagnostic tool
honk if bring me the head of duane “valentine’s day” read
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
honk if bring me the head of duane “valentine’s day” read
”you’re all nepo babies” - god
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
”you’re all nepo babies” - god
[hat] make america possible again
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
[hat] make america possible again
So You've Chosen To Wear A Hat
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
So You've Chosen To Wear A Hat
honk if you haven't yet earned death
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
honk if you haven't yet earned death
mechanic: what’s the prob
[america] my steering wheel keeps driving me off a cliff
[america] my steering wheel keeps driving me off a cliff
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
mechanic: what’s the prob
[america] my steering wheel keeps driving me off a cliff
[america] my steering wheel keeps driving me off a cliff
honk if the post you don’t send is the last thing to post
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
honk if the post you don’t send is the last thing to post
honk if you’re happier than you feel
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
honk if you’re happier than you feel
so in love we discover we have asperger’s
February 10, 2026 at 10:09 PM
so in love we discover we have asperger’s
"where isn't waldo?" - the buddha
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
"where isn't waldo?" - the buddha
[snatches yr face from creek] got it
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
[snatches yr face from creek] got it
[grabs your face] found it
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[grabs your face] found it
[shouting over club noise] I said epistemic dangler
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
[shouting over club noise] I said epistemic dangler
[stares at self] how do I fit in there
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
[stares at self] how do I fit in there
burger king: have it your way
you: *abolishes money*
you: *abolishes money*
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
burger king: have it your way
you: *abolishes money*
you: *abolishes money*
[picks your face up] here it is
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
[picks your face up] here it is
honk if you heard a song nobody wrote
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
honk if you heard a song nobody wrote
honk if true beauty wishes it wasn’t
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
honk if true beauty wishes it wasn’t
[surveying your family tree] do the math
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
[surveying your family tree] do the math
jurassic park but epstein island
eyes wide shut but dinosaurs
eyes wide shut but dinosaurs
February 3, 2026 at 8:27 PM
jurassic park but epstein island
eyes wide shut but dinosaurs
eyes wide shut but dinosaurs
you: lay it as it plays?
barnes & noble 1996: you’re fired
barnes & noble 1996: you’re fired
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
you: lay it as it plays?
barnes & noble 1996: you’re fired
barnes & noble 1996: you’re fired