Went BLAOW mode on a pack of ham slices, if you were wondering
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Went BLAOW mode on a pack of ham slices, if you were wondering
Sorry babe I can't right now I'm unleashing devastation upon my genitals
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Sorry babe I can't right now I'm unleashing devastation upon my genitals
Jerkin it is OUT in 2026 we're going TURBO BEASTMODE on our meat this year. SMASHING that shit with RECKLESS IMPUNITY
January 25, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Jerkin it is OUT in 2026 we're going TURBO BEASTMODE on our meat this year. SMASHING that shit with RECKLESS IMPUNITY
Doing some hot spicy burps this morning this shit is mega yucky
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Doing some hot spicy burps this morning this shit is mega yucky
When you're in the mausoleum and you're stanced up
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
When you're in the mausoleum and you're stanced up
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
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is america beautiful?
January 24, 2026 at 10:35 PM
is america beautiful?
I'm crashing my car into bronchitis, for the world
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I'm crashing my car into bronchitis, for the world
I like that there's a play(?) called hamnet now because whenever I read the name I'm just picturing a dragnet style operation for cured hams
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I like that there's a play(?) called hamnet now because whenever I read the name I'm just picturing a dragnet style operation for cured hams
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calling shawty Grey the way she Poupon on my chest
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
calling shawty Grey the way she Poupon on my chest
Amulet of One Gorillion Twinks
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Amulet of One Gorillion Twinks
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*kreayshawn voice* two wet men, full of bad mischief
January 24, 2026 at 3:13 PM
*kreayshawn voice* two wet men, full of bad mischief
Now, muk and grimer, those boys look like they're up to some mischief
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Now, muk and grimer, those boys look like they're up to some mischief
Boilin up a freak with the cast of Shasta McNasty
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Boilin up a freak with the cast of Shasta McNasty
Oh ?
What's this ?
A most frugal aroma tantalising my tender olfactory system ?
Oh , I shouldn ' t , should I ?
Well , it is Christmas after all . . .
What's this ?
A most frugal aroma tantalising my tender olfactory system ?
Oh , I shouldn ' t , should I ?
Well , it is Christmas after all . . .
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Oh ?
What's this ?
A most frugal aroma tantalising my tender olfactory system ?
Oh , I shouldn ' t , should I ?
Well , it is Christmas after all . . .
What's this ?
A most frugal aroma tantalising my tender olfactory system ?
Oh , I shouldn ' t , should I ?
Well , it is Christmas after all . . .
Kind of annoyed Liz Truss' government didn't last longer because I feel we could have gotten a great clarting pun out of Kwasi Kwarteng for his inevitable scandal
January 23, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kind of annoyed Liz Truss' government didn't last longer because I feel we could have gotten a great clarting pun out of Kwasi Kwarteng for his inevitable scandal
Hah hah hah yoba?
He drive subabu
Yeah baby
He drive subabu
Yeah baby
January 23, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Hah hah hah yoba?
He drive subabu
Yeah baby
He drive subabu
Yeah baby
Slutted out by an Orcish Battle Mage
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Slutted out by an Orcish Battle Mage
More like Grover Queefland lol gottem
January 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
More like Grover Queefland lol gottem
Yer ma rings talksport to moan about the ibrox
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Yer ma rings talksport to moan about the ibrox
Spell Tome: Pigeon Onslaught
January 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Spell Tome: Pigeon Onslaught