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Himbo Deluxe
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Absolutely massive
Went BLAOW mode on a pack of ham slices, if you were wondering
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Sorry babe I can't right now I'm unleashing devastation upon my genitals
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Jerkin it is OUT in 2026 we're going TURBO BEASTMODE on our meat this year. SMASHING that shit with RECKLESS IMPUNITY
January 25, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Doing some hot spicy burps this morning this shit is mega yucky
January 25, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Fallopian Dudes
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 AM
When you're in the mausoleum and you're stanced up

Ty to the incomparable @nadirarod.institute for the type writing
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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is america beautiful?
January 24, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Shoving marbles down the dickhole for added girth and heft #bitcoin
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I'm crashing my car into bronchitis, for the world
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I like that there's a play(?) called hamnet now because whenever I read the name I'm just picturing a dragnet style operation for cured hams
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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calling shawty Grey the way she Poupon on my chest
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Amulet of One Gorillion Twinks
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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*kreayshawn voice* two wet men, full of bad mischief
January 24, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Now, muk and grimer, those boys look like they're up to some mischief
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Professor Piss
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Boilin up a freak with the cast of Shasta McNasty
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Oh ?

What's this ?

A most frugal aroma tantalising my tender olfactory system ?

Oh , I shouldn ' t , should I ?

Well , it is Christmas after all . . .
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Kind of annoyed Liz Truss' government didn't last longer because I feel we could have gotten a great clarting pun out of Kwasi Kwarteng for his inevitable scandal
January 23, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Hah hah hah yoba?

He drive subabu

Yeah baby
January 23, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Frugal aromas
January 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Slutted out by an Orcish Battle Mage
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
More like Grover Queefland lol gottem
January 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Yer ma rings talksport to moan about the ibrox
January 23, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Spell Tome: Pigeon Onslaught
January 23, 2026 at 7:34 PM