Himbo Deluxe
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Knock knock
It's da phone
*Click*
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Ring ring! It's.....

Da phone
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Need one a them "please do not feed the dickhead" signs round my neck
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DA SLUICE GATE BAYBEEEEEEEEEE
DA SLLLUUUUIIIIIICCCEEE
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Da heat seakin pissiiiiiiiiillllleeeeee
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HOUND STATUS: IMPRISONED.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
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Aaah that's heaps crombo
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You open a website and a video scythes through the browser, a familiar logo in the bottom corner, but you're distracted by the content. How is this broadcasting dashcam footage of you, in a shirt you don't own, running over a pedestrian. The date says it happens next week? It blinks out, gone.
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SIGNS OF DOPAMINE ADDICTION: wringing it oot like a dirty auld cloot
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Finally... Unregistered Hypercam 3
Stock image of happy scientists
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Have you considered improving, challenging him to a rematch?
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Yeah, boss. Don’t worry, we’ll be Hunkin’ it Dumb Boy style today. Team is locked in and ready to go Mega-Estupido Mode. Straight Dumb As Fuck with it,
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"You should give that back to the tree, next question"
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No-one should be subject to that. No-one.
(Though I gotta say the NCAA Women's soccer produces some ballers, like Nebraska's Aubrey Corder who now plays for Glimt lol)
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Next glimt home game isn't until the 28th I'm going joker mode
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Oh yeah but turns out I hadn't paid excise duty on my becrapped pantaloons so I'm getting done up on trafficking charges smh my head
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Asking the Border Police to pull my finger and pooping my pants. Everybody is rather upset.
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Oi guv you got any ov em Centuries Of Humiliation