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ESOTERIC @esotericnight.bsky.social · 5h

People do that a lot but the name of the guy who becomes a bug is not Franz Kafka or Gregor. Its Stuart Little

Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 14d

🎵My name's Franz Kafka and Im here to say: I woke up looking like a bug today🎵

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 6h

John Maddung

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 8h

BRO WE LOVE TO LEARN BRO

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 8h

Breaking news, #America!, Swifties are naming their children Iker Casillas by the hundred! Are they celebrating the yeomanlike work of San Iker, the sainted madridista? Or is something darker afoot?

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 9h

Sanskrit? Hexcode? French?

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10h

BRO THEY'RE TEACHING US COBOL BRO
THEY WANT US TO GET FREAKY WITH IT BRO
WITH COBOL BRO! COBOL!

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10h

Glad you can't do voice note bullshit on this app because I'd just be screaming MASTER CHIEF! YOU GOTTA THUG IT OUT MASTER CHIEF! Until Jay has to dispatch Rothko's basilisk to come wreck my shit

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10h

434? Didn't they release a videogame? Or was it 343? You remember? The one where you GOTTA THUG IT OUT MASTER CHIEF

Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10h

Taylor Swift had to release that album because she's burning through $434k a day renting pint sized Bavarians to stub her cigarettes out on

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 10h

Taylor Swift had to release that album because she's burning through $434k a day renting pint sized Bavarians to stub her cigarettes out on

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11h

Babe Domino's Pizza Tracker is the most goated technological innovation since The Hinge

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11h

@doritos.com you could never be her

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11h

At the museum of Arts and culture ripping a fat line of Domino's Pizza

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11h

We will not be utilising their passion to further the death march of capitalism

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11h

I fear I'd share that fate

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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 11h

Young Aleister Crowley in ritual garb with a speech bubble indicating quoted skeet.

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11h

Dogg this is why we need your insight, your post nut clarity, to drag the wreckage of the world into the stark light of progress

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 11h

If 900 men were jerking it rhythmically in the forest would you join them? Or would you lead them into a new age, severing the chains that bind us and delivering us into the embrace of what is yet to come?

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 12h

Gotta give a shout out to Bulgaria man the people fucking rule. Actively debating jacking it in and moving to the Balkans

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 13h

Babe looks like they're taking this one to VAR, you could be in trouble here considering you're already on a yellow

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 14h

You don't???????¿??????

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 14h

Going dong mode brb

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 16h

Italian Sport Sociology & Anthropology professor speaking and he's fucking electric. He's got the Bulgarian translator on absolute strings. Makes me want to go get a degree from Florence

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 17h

They jammed a condor up my jacksie

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 17h

Absolutely, I am Himbo Man of The People

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melbourne metropolitan busways board @mmbb.bsky.social · 19h

stanced up in the convention centre breakout room

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