🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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Went outside to watch the last fuck I had to give fly away.
I hope it visits once in a while.
I hope it visits once in a while.
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Went outside to watch the last fuck I had to give fly away.
I hope it visits once in a while.
I hope it visits once in a while.
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Because we're not listening to enough Robert Palmer www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyNa...
Robert Palmer - I Didn't Mean To Turn You On
YouTube video by RobertPalmerVEVO
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February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Because we're not listening to enough Robert Palmer www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyNa...
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Post a banger that isn't in English: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVik...
February 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Post a banger that isn't in English: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVik...
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What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Day Ball. What about you?
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Day Ball. What about you?
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It's less like a draft folder and more like a brain fart folder.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
It's less like a draft folder and more like a brain fart folder.
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I got nothing.
Fuck it, SEND.
Fuck it, SEND.
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I got nothing.
Fuck it, SEND.
Fuck it, SEND.
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me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
me working on my drafts
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Could we just skip to February 15th and celebrate with a 50% off heart-shaped box of bonbons?
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Could we just skip to February 15th and celebrate with a 50% off heart-shaped box of bonbons?
Drop an album that w important to you when you were 19
February 15, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Drop an album that w important to you when you were 19
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Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
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Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
February 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
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roses are red
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
roses are red
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
it's sunday and raining
at least it's not monday
but i'm still complaining
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I fear I may be suffering from restless mind syndrome.
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I fear I may be suffering from restless mind syndrome.
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The special souls who help you make sense of it all. Whether in your arms or in your heart, keep them close.
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 AM
The special souls who help you make sense of it all. Whether in your arms or in your heart, keep them close.
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Your nonsense inspires me.
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Your nonsense inspires me.
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You know how you keep hurting the people you love? Stop that shit.
February 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
You know how you keep hurting the people you love? Stop that shit.
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In addition to outplaying the DOJ, judge Ho cited as precedent 'United States v. Doody' and I sure hope he isn't using chat GPT and that's an actual case
February 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
In addition to outplaying the DOJ, judge Ho cited as precedent 'United States v. Doody' and I sure hope he isn't using chat GPT and that's an actual case
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Me working on my drafts
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Me working on my drafts
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Neil Young is 80 and is therefore a liar
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Neil Young is 80 and is therefore a liar
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fuck you amazon for recommending stuff I really want
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
fuck you amazon for recommending stuff I really want
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don't understand how the people who ski and then shoot a rifle discover this is a skill they have
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
don't understand how the people who ski and then shoot a rifle discover this is a skill they have
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there's no sexy way to say the word 'slalom'
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
there's no sexy way to say the word 'slalom'
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You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
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To be clear, the correct answer is cheese. The answer is always cheese.
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
To be clear, the correct answer is cheese. The answer is always cheese.
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Will dance for tacos.
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Will dance for tacos.