🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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Best? Of
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Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My last 3 brain cells
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My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My last 3 brain cells
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‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
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when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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I hope this email finds you slightly out of reach of anyone who needs to find you via email
I hope this email finds you flipping your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down a— what's that word again? Street
Legs are required for jumping, dancing,
Strolling along down a— what's that word again? Street
i hope this email finds you soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling
through an endless diamond sky
through an endless diamond sky
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hope this email finds you slightly out of reach of anyone who needs to find you via email
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Share someone who looks stylish wearing a scarf.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a scarf.
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
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why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
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sometimes I don’t know what the fuck y’all are talking about and I think I’m on Discover tab and I panic
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
sometimes I don’t know what the fuck y’all are talking about and I think I’m on Discover tab and I panic
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
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the first three words you see will define your 2026
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
Penis
Job
Marriage
😭
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the first three words you see will define your 2026
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
Beach
Sex
Boy
I didn’t make the rules lol
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homie, wtf is wrong with you? (me to me)
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
homie, wtf is wrong with you? (me to me)
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my Roomba just bumped into a chair & did a little spin like it was breakdancing… okay buddy, settle down.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
my Roomba just bumped into a chair & did a little spin like it was breakdancing… okay buddy, settle down.
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jerking off in the pale moonlight
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
jerking off in the pale moonlight
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the card reader whispering ‘insert… remove…’ like okay calm down, we’re in public
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the card reader whispering ‘insert… remove…’ like okay calm down, we’re in public
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my penis can bench 250
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my penis can bench 250
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Just one of many reasons the Bunny Ranch has a Tanaka Room 🏆👑 Congratulations @granttanaka.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Wife: [whispering in my ear] what's your fantasy, baby
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
Me: [whispering back] lady cyclops with big titties, we fuck in a pool full of cornbread
Wife: It’s really my fault for asking
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just one of many reasons the Bunny Ranch has a Tanaka Room 🏆👑 Congratulations @granttanaka.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
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Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
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Manners are very important.
For example, always say “May I please eat your ass”
For example, always say “May I please eat your ass”
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Manners are very important.
For example, always say “May I please eat your ass”
For example, always say “May I please eat your ass”