🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
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Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
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jollyrobber.bsky.social
Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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tindizzy.bsky.social
Feels like the damn is about to break.
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andyrogers.bsky.social
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
I shall never wish you
To rest in peace
Fuck you,my love
I curse you through eternity
I damn you to all gods
Haunt me
Haunt me
Haunt me

#brokenpoet
My photo
Grey photo in NYC coming out of the Met Building a yellow cab is ahead of our car 
Surrounded by skyscrapers mid-day 
How it haunts
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bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
maybe you blinked love
#brokenpoet
My photo. My eyes looking directly ahead in grey above my phone 
It’s the way the ashes lay love
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bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
“..I hear the ever approaching thunder,which will destroy us too,
I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens,
I think that it will all come right,
that this cruelty too will end,
and that peace and tranquility will return again.” Diary of Anne Frank
People being forced out of the bunkers and marching at gunpoint to the deportation area. This photo was taken as part of a German military report to glorify the destruction of the Warsaw Ghetto. The report was later used as evidence in the Nuremberg trials. United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, courtesy of National Archives and Records Administration, College Park.
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wilboo72.bsky.social
Well spank my ass and call me Susan!

Jk…you don’t have to call me Susan
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wilboo72.bsky.social
I want to be a billionaire, like my father.

He wants to be a billionaire, too.
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wilboo72.bsky.social
I’m going to be a Neilson ratings household. I am drunk with power

…and bourbon.
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wilboo72.bsky.social
Never take butthole for granted. You never know when the next one will happen to come along.
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wilboo72.bsky.social
Hiring Manager: How do you explain this employment gap in your resume?

Me: I was enjoying the gap between your Mom’s legs.

(PS I didn’t get the job)
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wilboo72.bsky.social
Respect is a two-way street.

If you don’t give it…don’t expect it in return.
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wilboo72.bsky.social
Peace and love to all. Everyone.

Even those peeking in from alt accounts.
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wilboo72.bsky.social
Laying in bed thinking about work in the morning should be some sort of partial credit.
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samerealwoman.bsky.social
A haunted house, but it's only all of us, insomniacs.
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samerealwoman.bsky.social
Don't fight depression. Better is to become friends with her.
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samerealwoman.bsky.social
Them (younger generation): what did you use when there was no Internet, Google, or ChatGPT?...

Me: brain!
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jimstewart.bsky.social
I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.
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jimstewart.bsky.social
I always make sure to give your mom directions with landmarks.
Highway sign that reads Glory Hole Rec Area 1/4 Mile with indicators of boat ramp, boating, and off roading. 

Because your mom likes all of them at the glory hole.
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jimstewart.bsky.social
Looks like I got a group block from my last "your mom" joke.

That's too bad.

Your mom liked it.
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
threw my back out carrying all this whimsy
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
I would very much like blueberry pancakes and bite marks, please
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