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Wilbur72

@wilboo72.bsky.social

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Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC. If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · Oct 11

Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed.

Apparently I’m not remotely funny.

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 29m

he sends me the sunrise,
soft pink spilling over the edge of the world, and I ache in the quiet way —
the kind of ache that hums.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28m

Why is it always Trust Fall?

Why doesn’t anybody Trust Spring or Summer?

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1h

Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 1h

I laughed so hard I choked!

A woman sitting on a camel's back.

Do you ever wonder if a camel looks at its toe and thinks "Damn! I have vagina foot!"

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1h

a woman says i love this song in a crowd of people

ALT: a woman says i love this song in a crowd of people

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1h

Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1h

Sorry NY Yankees, your $400B payroll isn’t even going to get you to the ALCS

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1h

I think I might have a slight case of food poisoning.

For the near future, all of my shitposting will be farm to table.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1h

"STRIKE III, YOU'RE OUT!"

- The Roman Umpire

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1h

You know you’re hungry when an Applebees commercial looks appetizing.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1h

Clearly runs on gas...

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1h

Mama Mia implies the existence of Mama Pow

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Tam-Rah @blue-fire1.bsky.social · 2h

Pritzker Warns Trump Will Have Military Seize Ballot Boxes So He Can 'Count the Votes Himself' in Elections www.commondreams.org/news/jb-prit...

Pritzker Warns Trump Will Have Military Seize Ballot Boxes So He Can 'Count the Votes Himself' in Elections | Common Dreams

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker warns of Trump's plan to militarize US cities and control elections. Pritzker remains defiant against threats of imprisonment.

www.commondreams.org

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1h

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1h

Satire is what an Italian calls the 4 round black things under a car.

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 12h

One piece of advice to someone new on social media:

Not everyone is your friend. Don’t be fooled by superficial statements of love and friendship. Focus on action.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2h

Gross if literal:

Getting your shit together

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 3h

Looks like I got a group block from my last "your mom" joke.

That's too bad.

Your mom liked it.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3h

It’s easy to pick out a gynecologist, he’s the guy wearing his watch up near his elbow.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 4h

I always make sure to give your mom directions with landmarks.

Highway sign that reads Glory Hole Rec Area 1/4 Mile with indicators of boat ramp, boating, and off roading.

Because your mom likes all of them at the glory hole.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3h

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4h

I missed the first two games today even tho I was working from home. Just too busy.

Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4h

👈🏼 has no idea why people are skeeting about knife fights

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4h

Mine’s in the shop

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 6h

client wants this report “yesterday”

anybody remember where I parked the time machine

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