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21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
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Reluctant Michigander. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · Aug 31
It's not "creeping" fascism when it gives up all pretense of stealth.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 34m
Golden Delicious apples: Pretty GD Good!™
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 57m
Me looking for a new place to live: ugh I just moved two years ago

Me going to the gym: ugh I just moved two years ago
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 4h
It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2h
Got out of bed

This day is off to a rocky start
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2h
Jane Austen superhero manuscript discovered, looking forward to spidey sense and sensibility.
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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 1h
Weird day. appx 30 bikers rolled by loud as thunder 20 minutes ago, then a bunch of sirens 5 minutes later. Now it's raining hard. I'm staying indoors today. Watch out for a gang of soaking wet leathered old dudes.
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 3h
Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.
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ether-ore.bsky.social
Cyberpunkin' @ether-ore.bsky.social · 2d
Marmoset knock you out
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15h
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
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Shawn Carlow @shawncarlow.bsky.social · 15h
This is about the time of year when I always check in on the Palins in Alaska to see if Sarah and her kids, Truck, Tractor, Brick, Purse, and Pollen are doing okay.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21h
waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 21h
Today may not have been the day to play “I didn’t know that”

Cause I will, in fact, show you each and every time you were told that, in writing, for the past 6 weeks

Oh, no, did I hurt your fragile ego? (Pats your tiny head) there, there
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 20h
She died as she lived - tripping over the dog.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Sep 15
In 5000yrs alien archeologists are gonna find speculums and think we worshipped metal ducks
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1d
Who called it heterosexual dating instead of "navigating through the straights"?
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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 1d
Kill ‘em with data, not kindness
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d
When the chips are down, my dog is there to gobble them up.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1d
If you are trying to convince a Christian to see your side by quoting scripture at them, you've already lost the battle.

They believe they have a better interpretation of their sky daddy fan-fic than you do.
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 1d
Unfortunately, I lack the maturity to read the results of a Pew Research Center survey without going 'pew, pew, pew' in my head.
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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d
How come there’s no white Blackula?

6/31
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1d
"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.
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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 2d
Can't right now, still getting chastised by this old, grizzled man in the mirror about my poor lifestyle choices
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1d
Laying in bed thinking about work in the morning should be some sort of partial credit.
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