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deranton.bsky.social
anton
@deranton.bsky.social
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Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 25d
Maybe some folks took the sentiment "the more I learn, the less I know" to heart and quit while they were ahead
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ashhull.bsky.social
ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not outraged today so I'm going to drink some more coffee and think about why.
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d
Jazz up your posts by using words.
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deranton.bsky.social
anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1d
dream bigly, work hardly, and mind your adverbs
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d
Who let the inspirational posters in?
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weeder.bsky.social
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d
Many of you will NOT be inheriting my chocolate factory, crossing people off left and right
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coffeeinhand.bsky.social
C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 2d
Some of you re-use the same password across multiple apps.. and it shows
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stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · Dec 6
My therapist says you're the problem
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stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 5d
Started to date a ghost but she stopped answering my seances

She's on another plane, you don't know her
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4d
Today’s horoscope: idiot.
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deranton.bsky.social
anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, not even an honorable mention, or a "if bored and can't sleep" category
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deranton.bsky.social
anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1d
oh, there you are (questioningly)
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d
i'm too jaded and irritable to start all over again on yet another platform so if this place implodes i'll simply join floyd on the balcony and while he growls at passing dogs i'll yell out what would have been random shitposts at their owners
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deranton.bsky.social
anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1d
I don't know how much stock to put into these bubbling predictions of Bluesky's demise, but I did notice a couple of new starter packs created this weekend that didn't include me, so there ARE some signs
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 2d
sometimes I wonder if I’m living in a real life sitcom
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d
Unfollowed for poor grammar. That’ll learn ‘em.
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havishaf.bsky.social
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 2d
Oh, you had second thoughts? I'm on season 5 of overthinking and currently hosting a conference with my anxiety.
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deranton.bsky.social
anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1d
carpe duvet
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notjpo.bsky.social
Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d
More like sees the day and goes back to bed amiright
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doomkick.com
💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2d
You know that feeling when your alarm goes off, and all you want to do is pull the door back over your tomb and sleep for a couple hundred years?
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2d
don’t let something stupid like gravity keep you down
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knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 2d
Sparkles is a perfect name for a stripper
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doomkick.com
💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2d
Breaking news from Downtown this morning Tom. It would appear the Give-A-Fuck factory has laid off all workers, and shuttered their doors for good.
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runoldman.bsky.social
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d
Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 2d
did y’all know Amazon customer agents now say thing like “hi I’m Helen and I’m a human here to help you”
I dunno Helen that sounds like something an AI “human” would say
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 2d
Literally everyone misuses the word literally.
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