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S🌟tella

@havishaf.bsky.social

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I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. From the river to the sea. Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème (patissière) 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Dec 15

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 2h

This is you, right?

S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d

Right😂😂😂

S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂

S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d

Her name is Brenda. She haunts gas stations, collects hubcaps, and judges your playlist. Avoid eye contact. Unless you have snacks in which case, leave them near Teddy, the raccoon.

S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d

This is THEIR road!!😂😂😂😂

S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d

"Country roads, take me home."
-Google Maps: How about a goat-haunted gas station, a flat tire, and zero signal instead? But hey, you’ll have that song stuck in your head! So...Win!

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · Feb 20

The guy I use for odd jobs around the house is amazing; in the last month alone he’s repaired a leaky roof, fixed the broken gate, retiled the bathroom and according to my wife it was him that somehow managed to reverse my vasectomy, too!

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 6d

Many say they want the hooba, and then complain about the stank.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 3d

I demand entry into all skircles.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Apr 11

There’s alone and then there’s lonely and they really aren’t the same. Don’t get them confused.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · Jul 1

Earl didn't mind the long commute. He was finally an upper level demon and enjoyed the time alone with his thoughts.

Commuter bus. People are sitting. On one bench, facing the camera, is a humanoid figure dressed in black. It has a black goat's head, red glowing eyes, and long gnarled black claw like fingers.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 7

This day in history. 1849. Edgar Allan Poe died in distress in hospital, crying out "Tear up the planks!" and "What is the frequency, Kenneth?".

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · Apr 10

Friend: Where are you?

Me: At the DMV.

AC: At the devil.

Me: At the DMV.

AC: At the devil.

Me: Seriously? I know how to spell the word I want to use.

AC: Okay, remember that next time you can't spell pachycephalosaurus.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

Who let the inspirational posters in?

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Mar 20

I don't want to learn any new words thanks.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

Jazz up your posts by using words.

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · Sep 4

My favouritest numbers, ranked:

10 tacles
9 ~ see also niet, non, no, nee, não etc.
8 🎱
7 deadly sins
6 the word for coitus in New Zealand
5 stars, would definitely recommend
4 skin
3 way
2 ti frutti
1 derwall

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2d

Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 2d

Literally everyone misuses the word literally.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Dec 27

Hate is a strong word because it’s been getting quite a workout lately.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 1d

New game: Lie or nap. You're allowed either to tell a lie or take a nap

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 2d

Therapist: You must trust your gut..what is your gut telling you to do about you?

Me: I don’t know, I’m not listening to that bitch anymore, have you seen the choices she keeps making?! Yeah fuck that, she’s stupid.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

three skeets in a row without a banger is a poster's strikeout

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · Nov 12

“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Me: (exists)

Wasp: I have opinions about that