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greekheanen.bsky.social
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@greekheanen.bsky.social
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 1d
New game: Lie or nap. You're allowed either to tell a lie or take a nap
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · Jan 13
Alexsa, I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around.
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greekheanen.bsky.social
Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 1d
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a woman with glasses is waving her hand and the words baaaaanmm are above her
ALT: a woman with glasses is waving her hand and the words baaaaanmm are above her
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Rich @techguy3.bsky.social · 1d
I feel this post.
greekheanen.bsky.social
Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 23d
Don't worry, you'll find the lost scissors when you'll be searching for your glasses
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greekheanen.bsky.social
Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 23d
Don't worry, you'll find the lost scissors when you'll be searching for your glasses
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los-los.bsky.social
Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · May 2
The light in the public restroom timed out so I started yelling.
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d
if Bluesky goes under, I will go back to the ancient art of skywriting
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d
What if we're all Hallmark cards of some secret experiment to love each other but our hearts have too many occasions and categories so we're just like here please take this homemade coupon for a CIA
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d
getting into conspiracy theories so i can achieve my dream of being the first man on the moon
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arcanenibbler.bsky.social
Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 1d
My nose hair trimmer is suing me for creating a hostile work environment.
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d
the work week starting on a tuesday is probably as good as it's gonna get so i'll take it but there will be no smiles cracked or celebratory small talk
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d
Floyd now in his bed with meerkat and monkey 🥰
Floyd snuggling his meerkat in his bed with his monkey close by
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
Elaine sitting with Jerry and George. She looks distressed and has just asked "How do we know that dog food's any good? Who tastes it?!" Jerry's eyebrows are raised and he's giving George side-eye and George is looking weirded out and a little curious and he's staring into space.
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 5d
Paralysed with fear, my shame apparent, I gaze in horror as my wife discovers my secret stash of Barry Manilow DVDs.
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 2d
Literally everyone misuses the word literally.
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yourcatbuttface.bsky.social
Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 2d
If i keep scrolling faster, maybe time will stop
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 3d
Me: when is it ever going to cool down
Mother Nature: lol, you idiots broke the thermostat
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 3d
I'll care bear stare you so hard you'll shit glitter
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d
it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life
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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 5d
Laying on the couch surfing the web for porn but it’s just me ordering cheesecake on DoorDash.
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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 4d
Once bitten, twice as likely to become a zombie.
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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 3d
Dedicating my life to fact checking the bible.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 2d
Dante's seven factors of authentication
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d
i too cry when cutting up an onion but it’s with the happiness of knowing i’m releasing the joyful soul trapped within
A halved onion appears to have a smiling face with closed eyes at its center.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d
Just proposed to my heated car seat.
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d
Unfollowed for poor grammar. That’ll learn ‘em.
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