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The Bearminator

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 2h

There's freedom in not having to maintain standards.

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 2h

There's freedom in not having to maintain standards.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 7h

I would very much like blueberry pancakes and bite marks, please

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 5h

Said I needed some space before I went to sleep and woke up in a vacuum. You can't hear this post.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 6h

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 I will be your father figure. I will go out for some smokes and never return. 🎶

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12h

autocorrect keeps changing but to bit and in to I and at this point I don't believe it has any interest in being helpful and is just trying to be a massive prick

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · Nov 12

“Damn it, that sounded way funnier in my head.” - me and every tweet I’ve ever written.

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 13h

Even my damn heart monitor had me download an app.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 7h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 22h

Police Detective: The jig is up!
Me: *stops dancing in tears*

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · May 19

always a bridesmaid
never in a scircle

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 7h

Reddit exists for when you start to think there's TOO much good in the world.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 6h

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 6h

I'd say I’m pleased to meet you but we both know that I would be lying.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 17h

IMO CIRCLES ARE MORE FAIR THAN SQUARES

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

honestly i don’t think having a rabbit in a hat with a bat is particularly baller

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Murderously Matt 🎃 @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 3d

LaCroix offered me a bunch of money to do a comedy set and given that I have no taste buds, I think I'll do it

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 7h

Kiss me, I taste like fresh blood from my enemies and lavender.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 2h

Kinda thinking I’m gonna be a Drunk Dad for Halloween again this year.

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w hat the fuk @nelp.bsky.social · Jun 12

if i was shot out of a giant urethra i'd be pissed

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Mar 9

You have just made a powerful enemy
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 1d

Me: You didn’t save me any pizza?

Friend: you didn’t ask.

Me: Life’s given me all kinds of shit I didn’t ask for.

Friend: not pizza.

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 13h

You’re telling me some nerds gummied these clusters?

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