Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7iaf2hjbm
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I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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Don't even talk to me until i've had my plenary authority
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daddyjew.bsky.social
don’t talk to me until i’ve drunk from the blood of my enemies
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steamymac.bsky.social
If I went to Fantasy Island, I would simply burst into flames as soon as I stepped off the plane.
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daisy91.bsky.social
Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.
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tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.
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titsmcdick.bsky.social
I never said I hated you. I just wondered aloud if it was too late for your mother to get an abortion.
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Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.
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unfitz.bsky.social
The camera doesn’t lie, but Photoshop is one deceitful motherfucker.
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lalalyds.bsky.social
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
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steamymac.bsky.social
*doing shots of Mountain Dew

Still punk as fuck.
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