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@kimtopher22.bsky.social

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · Jul 2

No one is coming to save us, we have to fucking save ourselves and each other.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 17h

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 10h

All hail the Freedom Frog.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 17h

Single-panel b/w cartoon by Ellis Rosen.
A guy in a toga presses a key on a small music keyboard in front of him. In the background, stately Classical buildings are threatened by fire.
Caption: "Rome burns as Nero presses 'Demo #3'."

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 21h

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

haha ok go off, my liege

You will not get any automated email henceforth.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d

She died as she lived - tripping over the dog.

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 1d

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d

they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Still plenty of time to ruin Christmas

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

bingo

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 1d

telling white america to wake up is like giving an energy drink to a dead person

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking please explain.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

jane goodall releasing a video of her listing the people she dislikes and ending with a vague message of hope is so iconic. truly someone i aspire to model myself after

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2d

Suggestion for our overlords:
suspend romance scambots instead of real users. Remember, if it doesn't have a beating heart to still, it's not murder. It's not even necrophilia.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

Unfollowed for poor grammar. That’ll learn ‘em.

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 2d

it’s fine, i wouldn’t want to talk to me either

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 2d

Lately, my dreams include a lot of yelling and crying so I'm not sure if I've really been sleeping.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4d

welp, another day goes by without a ceo being able to pass the don’t be a fucking ghoul challenge

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Anniversary to all the projects I continue to never finish.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 4d

I quote posted you with an improvement to your joke. Please respond

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4d

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4d

i just want someone to look at me like i look at bubble wrap

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 5d

I like how my copy of the Constitution creeps closer to fiction every day.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 5d

As my 93 y/o client said when someone asked her how she still had a sense of humor, "you're here, you're gone and the in-between is too fucking crazy not to think it's funny".

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