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@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 6d

...and in other news...nope, nope, no *fingers in ears* lalalalala

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 36m

Cancel culture, but for that post you can't get to make sense.

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 1h

I thought edging was eating the crispy part of the lasagna!

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1h

I'll wait for Megalodon to come out instead.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1h

I like you "here" 🩷

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 5d

Your grasp of reality seems tenuous, followed.

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 19h

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!

-Spooky season on Bluesky

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 6d

Stop being bullies, FFS

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 11h

Just watched a pot boil. People are full of shit

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 9h

Can’t right now I’m writing the AP US History textbook chapter on how democracy was saved by dancing inflatables

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Kel @nofollowthrough.bsky.social · 7h

Healing is just realizing that some of my coping mechanisms were actually self-sabotage in disguise.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Sorry, I have to take this call."

"That's a banana. And it's half eaten."

*covers banana with hand

"I don't tell you how to do business."

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1h

🫶 I filter good 😂

Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1h

I asked myself the last time I could think of anything resembling normal and... nothing.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 2h

cosmic brownie mix tape me to the wall of voodoo child of god is dead sexy

(walking thoughts)

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2h

still making goth balls🖤

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 2d

waiting until November 1st to do a spooky handle and pfp is a real power move.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 2h

I don't mind my inner voice. I just wish it wasn't so negative all the fucking time

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4h

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 16h

autocorrect keeps changing but to bit and in to I and at this point I don't believe it has any interest in being helpful and is just trying to be a massive prick

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 2h

Ghost putting it’s hand through the wall to give me the middle finger.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2h

have you tried jumping in a big pile of leaves about it?

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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 2h

sorry I'm not here, I'm not there either

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Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 1h

If the pizzeria man is mean to you on the phone, his pizza will be very good

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6h

them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 19h

They have Halloween lint rollers. You know how the kids love lint rollers.

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