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Cyrus O’Merican

@cyrusomerican.bsky.social

2.7K followers 490 following 210 posts

Friend to some, hero to all My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ag2sjc34zltiuqtaoddm2rk3/feed/aaadd6xr5volo

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Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 9h

If the pizzeria man is mean to you on the phone, his pizza will be very good

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 1d

I have once again pulled off the perfect Chicago style pizza

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Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 1d

Majestic moon

Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 2d

Loved the video you took at the concert. Almost as good as your pictures of the full moon

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 3d

Friend: I found your doppelganger

*shows you picture of the worst looking person you've ever seen in your life*

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Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 6d

🫂

Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 7d

COACH: Doug, you cover the little guy. Alex, you get the tall guy.
And Cyrus, you guard the guy with the boner

A commercial vehicle with an image of a basketball player. The door handle is positioned so it appears to be the player’s erect penis, or “boner”

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Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 8d

It’s shaped like this so you can form a tight seal with your stomach, hips & thighs

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Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 12d

“Do you follow Jesus this closely?”

No. Does Jesus know what a fucken shitty driver you are?

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 12d

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 12d

As an Eileen, sometimes I’m paranoid someone just wants to sleep with me so next time they hear that Dexy’s Midnight Runners song they can say “I did”

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Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 12d

Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 16d

Should I bother getting dressed on Rapture Day, or just show up in heaven naked?

Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 16d

I spent a long time trying (and failing) to make a screen recording of Beethoven’s music from the Bill & Ted history presentation. So I guess you won’t be using that due to the shitty endorsement

Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 16d

ME: I wish people would stop quoting the Knights Who Say Nee scene

GENIE: Your wish is granted; I’ve replaced them all with people who say “this is just like the movie Idiocracy”