CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
outonthemoors.bsky.social
Devising food strategy like our ancestors diagramming the hunt on the walls of the cave, but it's me comparing availability and prices on the apps as I draw up the grocery list.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Honestly shocked no one has written a hit song about my butthole yet.
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Never post in the middle of the night, or any other time.
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vontraphaus.bsky.social
This whole professional career could have been an email
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honeybadgermel.bsky.social
I prefer my chocolate milk shaken not stirred.
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mjmimages.bsky.social
Is it my turn to pick out the canapés for this week’s Antifa meeting? Did people like that asparagus thing I brought last time?
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johnlyon.bsky.social
Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”
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sketchesbyboze.bsky.social
Chatbots and AI slop are going to ruin countless brains. Yours doesn't have to be one of them. Study history. Read poetry. Get acquainted with Bach, Shakespeare, George Eliot. In a time when people are rapidly getting dumber, we need communities devoted to the life of the mind.
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granttanaka.bsky.social
don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and
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howardm.bsky.social
Something they don't tell you until you publish your first novel is that pen name is short for penguin name.
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
When the moon is a perfect circle, is that pi in the sky?
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Thank you for your kind of words.
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anna-molly.bsky.social
*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight
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jimstewart.bsky.social
I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Not sure whether I have signed up for a channel subscription or not (476th day in a row).
outonthemoors.bsky.social
These tender sentiments do wonders for my libido.
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sardonicus.eu
I've lost count of how many times I've had to say 'Cool it, you're meltin my bongos'
Comic panel of beatnicks. 

LIKE IT'S OUT TO BE IN, AND IT'S SQUARE TO BE HIP, I MEAN DIG THE SCENE, A NAP ISN'T A NIP!

SAY IT AGAIN, BERNARD! THOSE TENDER SENTIMENTS DO WONDERS
FOR MY LIBIDO!

COOL IT, CHICK! YOU'RE MELTIN' MY BONGOS!
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nativeminnow.bsky.social
Not to brag but the rhythm can’t get me I grew up in Utah
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daddyjew.bsky.social
it’s ok babe, i love mood swings almost as much as the real thing
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.