banner
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark
@howardm.bsky.social
2.1K followers 500 following 1.2K posts
I can explain https://howardmittelmark.com/about
howardmittelmark.com
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · Jan 18
Occupant was my father's name. Call me Current Resident.
5 54 260
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 8h
[flirting with bald chicks]

Does the portico match the dome?
2 5 30
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 8h
Shotgun!
1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 1d
Hey, that's great. Congratulations. I believed in you all along, even if I never mentioned it.
1 2
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 1d
"Give it more oomph, kid! You know, the old razzle-dazzle!"

Editorial note from Perkins to Fitzgerald, on the first draft of Tender is the Night
1 1 10
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 2d
More proof that all electronic communication pierces the veil to some alternate world next door where things are a little different.
4
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 2d
If you look at this image right, it looks like a screaming goblin trapped in hell, forced to be a digital assistant.
A screenshot of a chat with customer service at Three. The little picture of the digital assistant is a, presumably, unintentional ambiguous image.
3 5 45
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 6d
There must be some clue.
1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 7d
I think clapping only kills Tinkerbell.
1 3
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 8d
Sounds like someone got burned, and needs to let go and move on.
1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 8d
Cosplay is about what the cosplayer wants, like when I dress up as Bruce Springsteen. Carmy from THE BEAR dressed up as Bruce Springsteen for two hours is what marketing thinks we want.
1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 9d
Precedent is the new expertise.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Clarence Thomas says precedent might not determine cases on upcoming supreme court docket
The court is expected to weigh in on same-sex marriage next session, which it legalized in 2015
www.theguardian.com
2 4 20
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 9d
They could have called this one Proper Tea or Casual Tea, depending on how they feel about what happened to Honest Tea.
1 3
Reposted by Howard Mittelmark
ohiohamlet.bsky.social
C.A. Dietrich @ohiohamlet.bsky.social · 12d
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Allen Ginsberg, Great American Poet-Buffoon
And the lesser-known Ginsberg who preceded him
www.theatlantic.com
1 6
Reposted by Howard Mittelmark
theuniverse.bsky.social
Claire L. Evans @theuniverse.bsky.social · 12d
It’s still extremely surreal to that I *wrote a video game* that’s out on Nintendo.

Even more surreal is the fact that people seem to (really) like it!

www.inverse.com/gaming/blipp...
'Blippo+' Is One Of The Funniest Games I’ve Ever Played And It’s Perfect For Nintendo Switch
'Blippo+' is a one-of-a-kind game telling the hilarious story of alien contact through public access TV shows.
www.inverse.com
6 31 270
Reposted by Howard Mittelmark
chrisfarnsworth.bsky.social
Christopher Farnsworth @chrisfarnsworth.bsky.social · 13d
What would Isaac Chotiner come after you for?

ME: Well, okay, see, the Halloween candy was almost a year old at that point.

CHOTINER: So that makes it okay to take it from the bag that's clearly marked with your children's names? I'm just trying to understand. Does that make it yours?
1 2 23
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
Explanation of Benefits*

*The rules we made up that allow us to fuck you over
1 8 43
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
Very weirdly just mentioned ECM. bsky.app/profile/howa...
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
And recorded an album on ECM.
1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
And recorded an album on ECM.
2
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
Ha. No. Completely unaware.
1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
Assuming you're talking about a customer and don't belong to some apocalyptic Bataille cult.
1 1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
If I hadn't already known you were in Japan, I would know it now.
1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
I don't suppose an offer to do a quick edit would be of much use in this situation.
1 1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 13d
If it is a place in London and it is not an Underground stop, nearly a 100 percent chance I am going to pronounce it wrong.
1 1 6
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 14d
That's what I usually do, but maybe I should try the speeches.
1
howardm.bsky.social
Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 14d
All aspects of life. Budget, relationships, fashion.
1