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Native Minnow

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A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.

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Yael @elle91.bsky.social · 15h

Zinnie doesn't understand why this cat won't be her friend. Who's going to tell her

Dog trying to befriend a Halloween decoration

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 12h

When you mock me, this is who you’re making fun of

Gold paint blob guy created my nickpainting

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 12h

Not to brag but the rhythm can’t get me I grew up in Utah

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 1d

Ok but what if it’s like every skeet in a row?

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2d

three skeets in a row without a banger is a poster's strikeout

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 3d

It’s a don the velvet pants and sip on an old fashioned kind of afternoon

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 3d

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be one of Trump's ass clowns

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3d

Battle lines being drawn between those who realise AI will take their jobs, and those who realise an AI implosion will take their 401k.

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Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 3d

I think they’re going to have a battle

Two clusters of mushrooms, one immature and the other with well developed caps with some yellow on them

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 3d

Every year I forget about Albuquerque’s hot air balloon festival and swear I’ll go see it the following year, then don’t. This year I remembered the week before and still didn’t get to see it. I’m so full of hot air I could wreak havoc though.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5d

I love that happiness is so elusive, but you can find disappointment absolutely anywhere.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 3d

Stopped at a very remote gas station and the clerk sold me a mogwai

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 4d

Alas, poor Barbara. I know the feeling well

Brass memorial sign screwed onto the back of a bench:
"For Barbara
Who was awful when hungry
but otherwise pretty solid"

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 4d

My Uber is here

Screen shot from The Neverending Story where Bastian is riding Falkor and raising his fist

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 4d

[Jimmy Buffet voice]

Wasting away again on social media

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 4d

when i said i wanted to be held…i did not mean accountable.

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Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 4d

they should invent a day that’s good from start to finish

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 4d

My dad, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, just called me fat after I drove an hour to help them around the house

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a concert, and you’re not in the band, shut the fuck up. Seriously. Shut the fuck up.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 5d

Trump is bad at capitalism.

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 5d

My parents 56th wedding anniversary was yesterday. I congratulated them for making it 7x as long as me and my ex-wife could make it last.

Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 6d

Well you see, Otis is a large muscular pitbull mix with a bit of an attitude

Otis sitting by an alpine lake, glaring because the wind is blowing and he doesn’t prefer that

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 6d

About 10 years ago a friend said that we’d peaked as a society and it was all downhill from there and I thought he was just being dramatic but it turned out he was right and I don’t know what to do with that

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 7d

education is to make a better society, not purely for financial gain
you don’t need it for money, these assholes proved that
so let’s use what we know, whether it was formal education or life experience

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Native Minnow @nativeminnow.bsky.social · 7d

I kid, I kid, I’m still not over that time you clapped weird at the Oscars