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Dave is spooky

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · Dec 11

Correct, but inaccurate:
We just need to communicate better.

Correct, more accurate:
We need to communicate better, and it's the hardest part of the job.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 14h

I believe in you!

(Contact me for lessons in effective lying )

Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 18h

@mindyfurano.bsky.social Hi Mindy! 🤗❤️

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Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com · 18h

Life is like a helicopter.

I don't know how to work a helicopter.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 1d

Echo chamber orchestra or Echo chamber pot?

Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 1d

a poster that says ' do n't be trippin ' on the top

ALT: a poster that says ' do n't be trippin ' on the top

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 2d

My Windows 10

a raccoon is sitting in a drawer playing with toys .

ALT: a raccoon is sitting in a drawer playing with toys .

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 2d

Everybody's chasing new things, but new things run too fast. I'm walking calmly after old things.

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 3d

What do you call someone with an irrational fear of cities?
MAGA

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 3d

10-05-2025

Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 3d

I am who I am. 🤷

Peggy Pumpkinspice 🎃 @lilpeggysnowflake.bsky.social · 3d

Explained your user name:
Eons ago, when the Twitter was still new and I was alot younger and friskier, I could relate to Peggy Bundy and her relationship with Al. 🤷‍♀️

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 4d

explain your username:

many years ago, I created a short-lived comic just to say I did it. it revolved around three characters who were all Goths and their mortal enemy was the sun. that comic was called Born Miserable. that’s it.

Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 3d

I've never seen an Avatar movie

Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com · 3d

I have never seen The Sound of Music.

Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 3d

I've never seen Titanic.

Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 4d

I've been gassy since Thursday and tonight we had vegetarian chilli. Let the games begin.

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Ms. Ivette 🕯☽ ⛤ 🔮🖤 @bunnylove403.bsky.social · 4d

Here is another e-begging post. Sorry, I gotta do it. VOCA is not being funded. Basically, for the gazillionth time…I’m an internet nobody who has been trying to flee abuse since 12/03/2024. It cost $0.00 to #reskeet someone’s post. Thats it. That’s the skeet.
gofund.me/6b9b92d2

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Mindy Furano @mindyfurano.bsky.social · 7d

Apartment above me urinating at full pressure then flushing every half hour like clockwork. A perfect night to be wide awake. An embarrassment of riches.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 5d

Trump is bad at capitalism.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 7d

Keep your friends close and your options open.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 7d

You know what isn't shut down today? Love.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 7d

September ended. I was awake the whole time.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 7d

Social media videos are the new professional wrestling.

Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 9d

This is the prime time of the year for one of the best jobs in the world: getting paid not to manage a baseball team next year.

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Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 9d

MLB first round:
SD v Chicago, Go Cubs, avenge 1984
Boston v NYY, don't care, but hate Yankees more.
Detroit v Cleveland, pulling for Guardians to continue their amazing rise.
Cincinnati v LAD, fuck the Dodgers.

Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 11d

Trump is waging war against Americans.

Dave is spooky @eccherdavid.bsky.social · 11d

You'll always have me, you whippersnapper you.

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natecraig @natecraig.bsky.social · 27d

Yes Charlie Kirk gets 72 virgins, and yes that puts him on the epstein list.

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