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Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:suhdwtoqinxndxizjc27ulko/feed/aaakejkcgubai

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · Apr 20

Time has run out on the whole "don't give a shit" mentality.

It's time to care or we're all fucked.
xo

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 19h

I got my eyebrows tinted today if anyone’s down for some Bert and Ernie role play.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck. I wish deep vein thrombosis was as hot as it sounded.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18h

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 8h

psyops but it’s just me keeping my eyes closed and continuing to snore while going to the bathroom so my dog doesn’t think it’s time to get up yet

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 21h

I put my foot in it more than those who play the hokey pokey.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 4h

its fall that means layers i should visit my mom shes always good for some layers of guilt

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 8h

Can’t right now I’m writing the AP US History textbook chapter on how democracy was saved by dancing inflatables

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 4h

…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5h

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4h

Taking time for a inspirational moment. Okay, I'm done now.

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👻 S P O O K E R S T A R fish 👻 @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 4h

they should really invent a habit that's easy to quit

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

has anyone started to defrost mariah carey yet?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

i’m sorry i watched your toddler for an hour and now she won’t stop singing landslide

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 10h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 15h

autocorrect keeps changing but to bit and in to I and at this point I don't believe it has any interest in being helpful and is just trying to be a massive prick