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Smh-luckyme

@smh-luckyme.bsky.social

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Just a female who breaths.

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Smh-luckyme @smh-luckyme.bsky.social · Dec 12

My neighbors are weird and strange you should see them, here I’ll let you borrow my binoculars.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 31m

You should be legally obliged to have the same avi and/or handle across all social media apps.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 10h

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10h

Boss: i have a job for you

Me: no shit, that's why i’m here

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you for your kind of words.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h

Where’d You Put the Body, Charlie Brown

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9h

there’s a lot going on rn so don’t forget to pencil in time to scream

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h

why ‘run away to join the circus’ when you can just be a politician

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 9h

don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 8h

have you tried jumping in a big pile of leaves about it?

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 8h

No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 8h

Step 1: attack U.S. cities
Step 2: block the Epstein vote
Step 3: profit

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8h

vertical

diagona/

horizonta__

no further questions

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 8h

If I were a multi-billionaire, I'd simply buy Fox News, make every show a bake off, bequeath all monies to leftist charities and die

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 8h

The “enemy within”…

Is within the White House!

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d

the world is too desensitized we should be screaming our terror in harmony at this point

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

vintage record store going out of business, all sales vinyl

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

i know the damage is done and only getting worse but god i love not seeing elon musk in the news every day

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 1d

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 19h

We can’t lose Dolly!

Someone get an ouija board & ask Betty White to do something from the other side.

Find your old troll dolls and rub their heads.

Search for four-leaf clovers and make a wish.

This woman deserves more than prayers!

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 19h

me: my house is pretty old, so when the toilet sounds like it’s struggling, i tell it to choke it down and that seems to do the trick

cashier: ma’am, you are really holding up the line

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 18h

Me:I’m not going to think about politics today
Brain:The fck you’re not
Me: ………
Brain: ………
Me:I hate you
Brain:you’re adorable

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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