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SaltyGirl

@saltssaltgirl.bsky.social

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Existing on rage & olives Thalassophile & enjoyer of long walks down the cheese aisle Ink Drinker, lefty, and user of the Oxford comma.  Chicken wing hoarder & roller skating enthusiast

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · Mar 18

Spending the day making people irate on Facebook Marketplace by asking, “Is this item still available”

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 10h

We can’t lose Dolly!

Someone get an ouija board & ask Betty White to do something from the other side.

Find your old troll dolls and rub their heads.

Search for four-leaf clovers and make a wish.

This woman deserves more than prayers!

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had one of those days that make you second guess all the choices that have brought you to second guess all your choices.

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 3d

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, I love mall music!

SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 4d

When your friends are planning a spa day, but you’re a teacher in the US, so you say, “Have a great time and send pics!” Instead of saying, “Count me in!”

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12d

I vote yes!

If 5/4 is Star Wars day can 9/25 be Dolly Parton day?

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 15d

Shana Tova to all who celebrate.

Large yellow clay bowl filled with chicken, matzoh ball soup.

SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 19d

Barista: What’ll be today?

Me: How about a light roast?

Barista: You’re ugly and your mama dresses you funny.

Me: Not bad. Maybe tomorrow I’ll get the medium roast.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25d

Shenanigans are the females of the nanigan species.

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · Aug 29

Just like water through concrete, anxiety finds a way in.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · Aug 29

me: ok time to do the thing

adhd: we’re gonna do anything but the thing

me: seriously we have to do the thing

adhd: holy shit but look at that thing

me: oh shit you’re right look at at it, and what about that thing…

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · Aug 28

Thank you but I wasn't looking for a blessed day just not a messed day.

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · Aug 27

If I share a reel with you, there is a 99% chance I haven’t listened to the audio.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · Dec 22

I always get a little skeptical when someone says they “literally died.”

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · Aug 21

You don’t have to tell me it’s going to rain; my knee told me hours ago.

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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · Aug 19

My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.

I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Aug 8

Maybe the t-rex was so mean because they could never hug the others.

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · Aug 19

I don’t have it in me to argue. I don’t have it out of me either.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · Aug 11

I'm officially "gets hurt bowling" years old.

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · Aug 15

If you can fix it, don’t stress… you can fix it. Just do the work.

If you can’t fix it, don’t stress.. you can’t fix it. There’s nothing you can do.

And other things I tell myself….