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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 21h

Pretending to have Tourettes in public is hilarious, because who doesn’t like calling someone a dirty cunt fucker at the top of their lungs in Tescos.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 23h

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 23h

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happy yellow sunflower, insect in flight

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 23h

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 23h

Taking time for a inspirational moment. Okay, I'm done now.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 23h

in an alternate universe a nine volt battery is licking me

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Ich bin ein Cap’n Crunch.

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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 22h

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#Art by Dave Dick

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21h

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 1d

I'm gonna get banned because the only answer to people saying that my existence isn't politically necessary is fuck you

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d

This baby will handle all of your home defense and self protection needs.
It‘s the same 6ft Party Sub the Military uses.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 22h

Ego Death! At The Disco

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 22h

Let me introduce myself! 🤣🫣

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Ande B @ande91.bsky.social · 1d

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Dopamine unto others, as you would have others dopamine unto you.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

We take back our country for all our people, or we’re not taking back the country we need.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

If I live into my 80s, I hope to still laugh and joke like I’m 8.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 22h

I bought a pink power drill, so it’s over for you bitches

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 22h

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Underrated truth: The voices in your head aren't yours.
They're recordings. Your parents. Your teachers. Your bullies. Your exes. You've been replaying other people's opinions so long you think they're your thoughts.
They're not. Turn off the tape. Find your actual voice.
@scottdclary

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d

I would very much like blueberry pancakes and bite marks, please

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 1d

ya don't see people naming their child Lyndon anymore and that's sad

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know what I dislike more, being woke up before I need to get up or having to leave my dogs alone in the house.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 1d

Hi my name’s Carly but those who know me call me tic, an abbreviation for lunatic.

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