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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · Jun 3

Fourth Date Idea: You tell me this isn't working. We hug one last time. You then back over me repeatedly with your 2015 Kia Sportage

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 3h

This is supremely true 😔😂

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rocks fall everyone dies 🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social · 4h

man who has never seen my hands: *repeatedly calls me ham hands like any woman's hands have ever touched him*

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rocks fall everyone dies 🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social · 5h

this guy really has nothing going on in his life does he

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 5h

😂😂😂😂

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 7h

kid rock lookin a lot like my dad right before he died of cancer

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 7h

You give me heart palpitations but like in a cute way

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6h

Me: I’m going to play bangers only

Also me: *plays the high school musical soundtrack*

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 6h

drinking makes my skeeting better

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6h

*NSYNC >>>> Backstreet Boys

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6h

Talking over any Sleep Token song is punishable by up to 25 years in jail

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 6h

if you say no weirdos, no weirdos will reply because on the interwebs everyone listens

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 5h

Mac and cheese
Any variety, any format, just lemme at it.

Currently, the reigning champion for me is Mac and Cheese Pizza from Ian's Pizza in Madison.

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👻 S P O O K E R S T A R fish 👻 @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 9h

definitely NOT jared leto

jared leto with long hair with the ends dyed pink and a purple pleather...outfit. he's wearing Groucho Marx disguise glasses to hide his identity as everyone knows jared letos are not allowed on bluesky

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 7h

Can we go back to keeping the political opinions to ourselves?

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muhr-eerie @marie.likes.earth · 11h

best day of the week bc all my employed friends are now available

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muhr-eerie @marie.likes.earth · 10h

the act of putting 2 oreos together is whimsical. each one is made with love. the double stuffed oreos are just a money grab; made from greed.

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muhr-eerie @marie.likes.earth · 8h

i love u!!!

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 5h

2 is 1 4 you 😂😂

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MadHatterMommy @madhattermommy.bsky.social · 1d

I didn’t know that I was a successful person until my local magazine people interviewed me about my talent for using the same festive lights 5 years in a row.