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i don't blame you (yes i do) alt pfp/bgp: starfish/spooky trees pickles: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaabfut25mghe cukes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaaov5bpxf23q
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quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
finally logged off the doomscroll long enough to catch some drama on the high seas today, and oh my gosh you guys, nature is AMAZING
Close up shot of a female, transient orca’s dorsal fin as she swims by our boat. Transient orca jumping out of the water. Seagulls fighting over scraps of blubber after a successful orca hunt.
quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
if you could have told my 14 year old self that this is what would become of jordan catalono, well let’s just say she would not believe you
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
*handing out gold star stickers for anyone with independent thinking
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dly.bsky.social
it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money
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deranton.bsky.social
We can go the distance, but I'm going to coast the last half of it
quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
oh ya that's a lot better, thanks for the tip!
quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
my phone shouldn't be too old and it doesn't work on it either lol, seems like its a desktop app for me 🤷‍♀️
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
*stands outside Mastodon holding a boombox over my head*
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runoldman.bsky.social
HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.
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gupton68.bsky.social
I just managed to fall asleep standing up so don’t tell me men don’t know how to multitask.
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lorazekim.bsky.social
No matter what is going on in your life there is some form of potato that will make you feel better
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te-kanawa.bsky.social
my bonnie lies over and over
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marie.likes.earth
googling shit like "why"
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theferocity.bsky.social
I don’t exactly how to phrase this, but like… is autism that bad???? Like, why is it such a source of fear??? Of course there are challenges but you can be autistic and have a rich, fulfilling life! Many people do! I don’t understand the preoccupation.
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
thinking about how fucked up it is to give kids measles on purpose and then withhold tylenol from them
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lindsaynicolle.bsky.social
Anytime Taylor Swift writes about sex, I just think of Gail the Snail from Always Sunny screaming “Mom, I’m sexually active now. Get over it.”
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quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
oh i have the flinstone model. my feet just poke out the bottom
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theferocity.bsky.social
I know Dolly Parton cussed her sister smooth the fuck out, lol.
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iguana.bsky.social
thinking about permanently leaving the internet
quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
“mastodon” sounds too close to “masticate” for my comfort, i don’t even really like thinking it, much less saying it tbh
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boner.ink
life was so much easier when you were just swimming around in some balls
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overlooked237.bsky.social
my magic 8 ball just started adding “bro” to all its responses