Lord Piss
@lordpiss.bsky.social
you’re either with me or against me. or you’ve never heard of me and you are vibing on your own thing. there’s lots of possibilities 🙏🦋
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if you need to fight a bitter cold war to enforce your economic system it's not "human nature"
hmm when one rando pedant asks a different rando pedant for a source it's officially time to mute the thread
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
hmm when one rando pedant asks a different rando pedant for a source it's officially time to mute the thread
there are really only 2 flavors of political conversion an adult can make:
"wait, the people i thought were cool at first are actually the stupid assholes of the world?"
or
"wait, you can't make over 6 figures on this track?"
"wait, the people i thought were cool at first are actually the stupid assholes of the world?"
or
"wait, you can't make over 6 figures on this track?"
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
there are really only 2 flavors of political conversion an adult can make:
"wait, the people i thought were cool at first are actually the stupid assholes of the world?"
or
"wait, you can't make over 6 figures on this track?"
"wait, the people i thought were cool at first are actually the stupid assholes of the world?"
or
"wait, you can't make over 6 figures on this track?"
people didn't talk nearly enough about the fact that the unabomber was tortured for hundreds of hours by an mkultra psychpath at harvard
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
people didn't talk nearly enough about the fact that the unabomber was tortured for hundreds of hours by an mkultra psychpath at harvard
i mean sure but that critique is so broad as to be functionally useless
All totalitarian regimes are very much alike, whatever the rhetoric 🤷♀️
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i mean sure but that critique is so broad as to be functionally useless
one thing i think liberals should work harder to understand is that capitalism is deeply conservative
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
one thing i think liberals should work harder to understand is that capitalism is deeply conservative
i think the goober in my replies all afternoon might be an actual notsee. i recommend blocking, nothing good can come from engagement if he's the real thing
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i think the goober in my replies all afternoon might be an actual notsee. i recommend blocking, nothing good can come from engagement if he's the real thing
dudes who don't realize jack nicholson is the bad guy in a few good men
Always fascinated that people are still falling for the "nazis were socialists because of the name of the party" 90 years later
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
dudes who don't realize jack nicholson is the bad guy in a few good men
the reason i know the left will win eventually is that being the more socially accepting, tolerant team by definition you'll get the greatest minds and personalities that humanity has to offer
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
the reason i know the left will win eventually is that being the more socially accepting, tolerant team by definition you'll get the greatest minds and personalities that humanity has to offer
when alicia is schooling idiots in your replies
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
when alicia is schooling idiots in your replies
it's funny when dudes who are getting metooed are like "these attacks just prove how important my work is, they don't want the truth to come out!!"
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
it's funny when dudes who are getting metooed are like "these attacks just prove how important my work is, they don't want the truth to come out!!"
i've decided to implement a new rule here at Lord Piss: immediate lifetime block for anybody who uses cute "told ya so!" emojis in reference to palestine
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i've decided to implement a new rule here at Lord Piss: immediate lifetime block for anybody who uses cute "told ya so!" emojis in reference to palestine
yeah this may come as a surprise but the führer actually fibbed on this one
I’m not a nazi but he actually was, he literally called his party “the national socialist workers party”
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
yeah this may come as a surprise but the führer actually fibbed on this one
apart from being 14 years old, there is simply no excuse for believing the Nazis were socialist
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
apart from being 14 years old, there is simply no excuse for believing the Nazis were socialist
google "night of the long knives"
Probably because Hitler didn't do capitalism. State socialism is somewhat different from capitalism, but is a lot more similar to what we have now.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
google "night of the long knives"
the last thing on his phone before police found him dead
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
the last thing on his phone before police found him dead
how come stalinism disproves socialism but hitlerism doesn't disprove capitalism
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
how come stalinism disproves socialism but hitlerism doesn't disprove capitalism
my balls are victims of communism
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
my balls are victims of communism
lol who keeps retweeting me into normie sky
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
lol who keeps retweeting me into normie sky