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Lord Piss
@lordpiss.bsky.social
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⚠︎︎ This user has enormous tits and works 100% clean in the coliseum of comedy. "quietly influential" -rotten toamtos 100% fresh 🍅
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1d
if the plan on LLMs isn’t “utilize the new technology as well as we can while fighting hard to counteract the harm to the working class that will occur as it inevitably automates away jobs and limit the environmental damage it causes” then please tell me what it is
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 26m
you’re besties with dril?
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 27d
it is a hatchback and, as the saying goes..
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 33m
you wouldn’t like me when i’m good.
facebook meme watermarked: ALPHA MINDSET O5 text: The most dangerous anger comes from someone with a good heart. They hold it in, stay calm, and forgive, until one day, they can't anymore. Don't push a good person too far.
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 52m
it’s a flesh wound! haha “minty python”
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 55m
it isn’t. it’s great for investors, which is why it’s going to happen whether we like it or not
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 59m
if you ever wonder why i’m an ornery jagoff the answer is post-catholic guilt
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
mom called to play the “argue about who should apologize” game today (me)
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
it was not a pleasant interaction
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
def his best
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
if you’re struggling with something you can dm and i’ll do my best to help but we can’t really be friends
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
teenage followers: i can only interact with you in a “hang in there” sort of way, please do not actively hang out in my replies. i am a 36 year old man and it isn’t appropriate
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 4h
if you’re under 18 and just want to flame somebody, godspeed. but please do it on reddit
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 4h
apparently the minimum age is 13. uhhh minors DNI i guess?
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 4h
i used to wonder why people put “no minors” in their bio until today when a teenager @ed me acting like a moron without identifying themself as such
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 4h
noticing he probably influenced tim heidecker. what a talent
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 5h
hellloooo casual transphobia. i think it was contractually obligated in the 90s
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 5h
his qanon dad is a lyndon larouche guy lol
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 5h
man this is a fun movie. mike myers was on a serious roll in the nineties
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 5h
NW
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 9h
crapping all over town
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 11h
if it’s an ‘if’, we’re leaving “extinction of the human race” on the table as a possible outcome
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 11h
no i don’t search bluesky for people clowning on america and send them reddit memes matey
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 11h
it’ll be imperative to swiftly shut down anyone urging ‘moderation’ during the rebound. this is blitzkrieg, not trench warfare
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 11h
so this is what you do with your saturdays eh?
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