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Lord Piss
@lordpiss.bsky.social
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⚠︎︎ This user has enormous tits and works 100% clean in the coliseum of comedy. "quietly influential" -rotten toamtos 100% fresh 🍅
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · Sep 5
a purity test is when a democratic socialist and a social democrat refuse to collaborate because of label semantics, it’s not “should we obey the geneva conventions”
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2m
oh come on
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 24m
i would not handle that well
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 25m
immediately good! delightfully different than scorsese’s remake!
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 26m
NW
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 29m
man the guy in jury duty is truly uniquely able to take a joke
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 35m
what would you say are the actual odds that mike tracey has a humiliation fetish
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 43m
earlier today i said “waffies” ironically to mock the ceo of bluesy social micro weblog. despite my lighthearted intent, i couldn’t help but notice that nobody c faved. on reflection i’ve decided this riff was in bad taste and accordingly deleted. i apologize in full and promise to do better
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 49m
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 54m
aren’t they supposed to be the smart ones? you had an entire warm up presidency man
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
why does chuck schumer still have a job
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
why does chuck schumer still have a job
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
wait are we really doing this? what app do i use
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
rise and uhh… grind tbh
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
if you wanna be jordan peterson sure
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
i mean i know those words but is that actually a place you can like go to
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
are all these AI generated or something? am i losing my mind?
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
i hate to do this but i think we’re gonna have to impose a new rule here at lord piss. you may not reply and qt the exact same message
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 1h
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2h
*puts on before sex*
Super Double Dragon OST - 05 - Train Ride
YouTube video by Psychotic Luke
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2h
👍
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2h
there’s gotta be some flavonoids in there a la cilantro that only some people get, it’s legit unbearable
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2h
what this meal presupposes is…
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2h
have you even tried them?
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2h
i love bananas but i will say that banana flavored runts taste exactly like amoxicillin to me. if that’s what he’s experiencing there’s no use arguing with it, i would end my marriage before choking that down
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 2h
wives are like ok i know you don’t like beets but hear me out. what if… you did?
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